Sasuke Uchiha made his way through Konoha village, he felt nostalgic remembering the good times… and bad times he spent there.
He was thankful to Naruto Kakashi and Sakura for convincing him to return, though he and Naruto did end up with almost fatal wounds from fighting each other, it was lucky they had Sakura there to heal them.
Sasuke knew he needed some sense knocked in to him, Naruto's speech about the power of friendship really got him thinking and he agreed to return.
He was surprised with the way Sakura acted, he thought for sure she would burst in to tears hug him and tell him how much she missed him but nope! She had barely even talked to him when he had returned 4 months back she only said "welcome back".
She then left to work her shift at the hospital, she was so mature now and highly respected in the village.
Very different from when they were 12 years old.
Speak of the devil , Sasuke could see his pinkette team mate staggering towards him….wait staggering?
"Sakura what are you doing out this late?" it was already 11:00 PM
Sakura stared at him for about 45 seconds before she responded
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" she pointed an accusing finger at him.
Sasuke was very confused though he didn't show it.
He opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Sakura.
"OH WAIT ITS JUST SASUKE!" she slapped him hard on the back making him almost fall over.
"Sakura , are you okay?".
She was beginning to freak him out.
"JUST FINE MAH BOI,JUST FINE!". she began to cackle uncontrollably.
Sasuke could now smell alcohol on her breathe and her face looked slightly red.
"are you, drunk?" Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow.
Sakura stared… "DON'T EVER ASK A GIRL THAT!, PERVERT YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED!".
She then slapped him 5 times across the face.
"what the hell!" Sasuke put a hand to his now burning cheek.
Sakura began rambling "hahahahahhah Tsunade took me out to the local BAR she ordered soo many drinks I had 6, TSU-TSU got really drunk". Sakura paused then stared at Sasuke again "have we met before?"
"she's really,really drunk… I should probably take her home" Sasuke thought to himself
Sakura snapped her fingers "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW, YOUR THAT GAY GUY.
Sasuke twitched "I think its time you go home Sakura, Ill walk you there"
'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU RACIST SOME OF A -VOLLY BALL".
"come on" Sasuke tried to wrap one of Sakuras arms over his shoulder, but she fell to the ground.
" DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PEDOPHILE"
"Sakura.."
"I SAW YOU CHECKING OUT KONOHAMARU"
This was going to be more difficult then he thought.
"Sakura..you have to go home"
"I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME" she shrieked punching Sasuke in the stomach.
Sasuke trembled.
"you need sleep.."
" LISTEN HERE, WHOEVER YOU ARE DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I'M FREAKING OROCHIMARU!"
Sasuke was now feeling very tired.
He had no other choice but to carry her back, he picked her up bridal style.
"HELP SOMEBODY HELP, HELP, HELP ME IT'S A RAPIST" she repeatedly punched him in the face.
Sasuke knew he was going to be bruised in the morning.
"HELP, HELP IT'S JACK THE STRIPPER..OR WAS IT RIPPER?,I JUST don't…know zzzzzzzzzzz"
Sakura was out like a light.
Sasuke carried her home rang the door bell then left her on the door step.
Sasuke had never been that tired in his life all he wanted to do is sleep, yeah…that would be nice sleep.
I was pretty bored when I wrote this lol!