A/N I love writing these random little one shots. They're all connected, in case you were wondering. :)

"Gaga."

"Katy."

"Gaga."

"Katy."

"GAGA!"

"KATY!"

I swear this whole argument between me and Jacob has been going on for days.

It first started with him coming in the kitchen humming "California Girls," a song I couldnt stand.

I told him I hated Katy Perry and he teased me by blasting "I Kissed a Girl," on the stereo. After I ripped the stereo apart with my bare hands, I declared that if hes gonna play music around the house at least play something good.

I put on "Alejandro" through my radio, which made him cringe. He lost his mind and threw the radio out the window, barely letting the song even play.

I attacked him for it and not before long, he was singing "Ur So Gay."

I took that as a cue to screech and strain my lungs to sing "Bad Romance."

"Lady Gaga!"

"Katy Perry!"

"Lady Gaga!"

"Katy Perry!"

"STEFANI GERMANOTTA!"

"KATHERINE HUDSON!"

I punched his shoulder in half playful half angry manner and laughed at his taste in music.

"What the hell is so great about someone who doesnt know anything except how to prance around with a bad weave, wear cupcakes on her tits, sing terribly and hate on other singers who actually have talent?" I concluded the main things that made Katy Perry the queen of shade.

He smirked and retaliated.

"You call Gaga a talent? The only talent she's got is hiding her dick."

I gaped and punched his shoulder again. He stuck his tongue out at me.

I didnt really have a comeback so I just said the next best thing I could think of. "Katy Perry...sucks..hard." I spat out nastily.

Obviously, we had no hard evidence to justify who was better so we then decided on involving a third party.

Silently, I backed my way into the direction of the stairs and rushed in anticipation.

Jacob was right behind me, grabbing at my waist to keep me from getting to our third opinion.

"No, no! No...No!" he was chuckling as I tried to claw from him.

"You're just mad cus I could convince him and you cant." I struggled and tripped over his huge figure.

"SETH!" We shouted simultaneously just as we made it to his bedroom door. I reached to knock the wood as did Jacob but I just couldnt reach with him holding me back.

"Not again..." Seth mumbled on the other side.

A/N 2 things!

1. Who do you guys prefer between Gaga and Katy? Obviously I like Lady Gaga because she's probably the most talented and beautiful human to walk Earth since Michael Jackson. Katy Perry just bores me with her lack of originality.

2. Who do you guys think Seth prefers?