Greetings all! I know it's been awhile since my last story got tackled by a squirrel. Trust me, it happens. Anyways, these ideas accumulated within my mind over time so I thought it would be great if I wrote a series of one-shots. And some were just me and a friend known online as Eternal Lancer when we roleplayed… a lot. Hope you like it!

A fusion? Sounds fun.

Somewhere in Planeptune, The Immortal One was having too much fun playing video games in the living room (I guess?) while Neptune, the CPU of Planeptune, watched on as Immortal dominated Blanc, the CPU of Lowee, in Dragon Ball: Raging Blast 2 or whatever game they're playing, I don't know.

"Grrg! I'll beat you this time!"

"Blanc, that's very unlikely. The time when Blanc defeats me, will be when a Frost Giant breathes fire. Ha!" With that, Immortal defeated Blanc in yet another match, angering her even more than before.

"I've had it with this game! I'll crush it!" Blanc summons forth a hammer and attempts to smash it but her younger siblings, Rom and Ram, grab her from behind, trying to prevent her from smashing the game system.

"You can't smash that! That's Sakuya's game system!" After Rom said this, Blanc immediately calmed down. For those of you reading this that don't know, Sakuya is a character created by Eternal Lancer who allowed me to place her in one of my fan fics, Multiverse Neptunia which failed miserably.

"True, it was a failure but I enjoyed reading it! But I'm still mad at you! Forcing me to get injured in the beginning… I thought I was the main protag." Neptune complained about getting injured because of Mjolnir ((Whatever, I'll get you back)) so says Nep-Nep but it's not like she can injure me. ((Oh yeah?)).

"Huh. She just transformed. Guess I should as well since I'm the author here." Neptune had just taken on her HDD form while I went Super Saiyan God, just for the sheer fun of it. The angry CPU charged at me but of course, I casually dodged to the right and well, this escalated into a battle where Nep-Nep tried her hardest to hit me but failed. I then knocked her out with ease and reverted to my base form.

"Hey uh, Immortal.. Aren't you going to involve Lancer here? I don't see him anywhere."

"Ah, that's right Nepgear. Guess I'll announce it er, well… I'm not sure he would want that so we'll just say he's busy. And what is it you want Uni?" I see Uni tug on my jacket, holding two identical earrings in her left hand.

"I get it now. Before anything else, I know this is getting tedious but I didn't know what else to write. Hehe. Anyways Uni, you do realize what will happen once we fuse, right?"

"Yeah, I know that! I just, want to fuse. That's all."

"Well ok than, place it on your right ear. Like so, good. Now for me to…" I place the earring on my left ear and we fuse, a flashing light overtaking the room. After the light subsided, we emerged as one.

The fusion looked like a being wearing Immortal's jacket which is now blackened due to Uni's outfit, also wearing a skirt, Immortals boots and wore the ribbons in his hair. Well, his hairstyle changed to that of Vegito's to make things easier since I don't know what it'll really look like.

"Well, that concludes this oneshot. Tune in next time when Neptune get's tackled by a squirrel."

"Wait, wha-" The sounds of a squirrel tackling Neptune is heard in the background. The end!

And yes, I forgot to include Sakuya in this oneshot.

"Nuh-uh…"

There she is. That's all, for now.