Title: Mr Chuck and Miss Blair…

Chapter 1: Go camping

Author: Ellibells

Summary: (Post season 4) a series of future Chair fic, fluffy humour, don't want to say much more, read and you'll find out! :)

A/N: Enjoy, hope it satisfies you Chair needs! And don't forget to review after reading! Cheers! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl unfortunately!

Chuck and Blair had agreed to go on a camping trip with Serena and Dan who were now engaged. Over the years, Chuck had learnt to tolerate Dan only because Serena insisted and Blair would have been pissed if he didn't. They had been invited by Serena who thought it would be a good bonding session for them all. After all, Dan was about to become Chuck's sort of brother-in-law.

A few days before the trip, Chuck had insisted that Nate and Vanessa join them. If Chuck had to go, so did everyone else. Vanessa and Nate didn't have a problem as they both got along with Dan but if they came, that meant Chuck and Blair wouldn't have to talk to Dan as much, Chuck had planned it perfectly.

It was now the morning of the trip and everyone was meeting at Chuck's to sort out arrangement and set off from there.

"Ok so has everyone got an itinerary? Guy's are you even listening to me, this is important", Serena was stood in Chuck's living room in front of Nate, Vanessa and Dan giving out orders. It was early morning and no one bothered to pay attention to the annoyed blonde.

"Yes. We all have them. Just give it a rest, its 7am", Nate complained as he slouched on the couch waiting to be told they can leave.

Serena sighed and sat down with a frown on her face as if she was a little girl who had just been told off.

Chuck then appeared from his bedroom, closely followed by Blair who was dressed for the occasion.

"The cars are waiting downstairs, everyone ready?" Chuck asked quietly.

There was a short silence before the two couple who were sitting began to get up and proceed to the elevator. But before they managed to get to the door, they were interrupted.

Blair stepped in front of Chuck with a grin on her face.

"Chuck and I will be travelling in a separate vehicle to you guys by the way", Blair said as she turned towards Chuck who was also grinning.

"Ew…please! It's too early. Ok it's not too early, it's just wrong. So wrong." Serena shot with a look of disgust on her face.

The rest of the group just continued to the elevator as they were not surprised at all, it was Chuck and Blair.

Serena continued to look disgusted at Chuck as the group got into the elevator.

"I'm…Chuck Bass!" Chuck shot at Serena with his signature smirk.

Blair just giggled and snuggled closer to her boyfriend who had his arm wrapped protectively around her waist. She loved it when he said that, it was so true and it always got her hot and bothered.

xoxo

"Didn't know you were going on a world tour Waldorf", Chuck said sarcastically as the driver tried to cram the last of Blair's belongings in the boot of the limo.

Blair shot Chuck a warning glare followed by a sarcastic smile.

"What? I need to be prepared. Besides, I've never been camping, how am I supposed to know what you pack?" Blair questioned her amused looking boyfriend.

"I though Dorota made a list and packed for you?" Chuck responded

"She did, but I added a few extras! You know me, I strive for perfection", Blair smiled.

"Ok, let's go before you decided to bring the rest of the kitchen sink", Chuck grinned and opened the limo door to allow Blair to slide in first.

Blair kissed Chuck on the cheek to say thank you as she got in the limo, followed shortly by Chuck.

It had been two hours since they had set off and Blair had just woken up from her nap.

"Good morning beautiful", Chuck said calmly as he smiled down to Blair who had fallen asleep with her head on him lap.

Out of nowhere, Blair grabbed onto Chuck's collar dragging him down to her level so she was able to place a passionate kiss on his soft lips.

"Hmmm", Chuck moaned against her lips.

"What was that for?" he asked as she released him from her grasp.

"No reason", Blair returned with a suggestive smirk.

"Well…why don't I give you a reason", Chuck smirk as he moved to position himself and Blair so they were laying on the length of the limo seat.

"With pleasure…" Blair trailed off as Chuck started to kiss to soft spot on her neck.

Chuck knew just how to get Blair hot and bothered within seconds, it was one of his many talents just as Blair was the only one who could get Chuck excited by just looking at him. It was like she had a spell over him, one look and he's gone.

"Too much clothing", Blair muttered as she began unbuttoning Chuck shirt.

Chuck quickly obliged to Blair's comment and proceeded undressing her. It wasn't long before they were both in their underwear. Chuck was hovering above Blair, taking in her perfectly shaped form. He loved how perfect her body fit next to his; they were truly made for one another Chuck thought as one of his hand glided across her flawless, porcelain skin.

Blair tingled from his touch, he had magic hands, she felt as if she could die from his touch, it was like electricity shooting through her body.

"I need you…please", Blair begged as she looked longingly into his eyes.

Chuck loved it when she begged and Blair certainly noticed as he pressed his hips to hers so she could feel his growing bulge.

"If you insist baby…" Chuck said smoothly as he ripped her panties, La Perlas of course.

Blair gasped with shock as she heard the rip.

"Chuck! Oh my G-", Blair was cut off as Chuck slipped 2 digits into her.

"God, you're so beautiful", He complemented as Blair's panting became less harsh.

Chuck immediately kissed Blair's swollen cherry lips and then did as she commanded. He swiftly removed his boxers and slid into her.

He relished in the feel, she was so perfect for him, they fit together like no one else could. She was the one and only.

xoxo

By this time, without them realising, they had arrived at their destination and the rest of the group had began getting out of the other limo.

"Why aren't they getting out of the limo?" Dan asked slightly confused.

"Yes, tell them to hurry up, we wanna get a good spot and get the tent up", Vanessa added.

Chuck's driver then approached the others with a smile on his face shaking his head slightly.

"Mr Bass will be along shortly as he and Miss Waldorf are currently otherwise engaged", Arthur told the group and then walked to the boot of the limo to begin removing the luggage.

Before anyone could speak, Nate spoke up.

"What do you suppose they are doing?" He asked naively while looking to the rest of his friends.

The all turned to him with a how-do-you-not-know-the-answer look. It took a few seconds for him to catch up.

"Ah….Oh seriously?" He asked with an uncomfortable look on his face.

"What else would they be doing dumb-ass, braiding each other's hair?" Serena said sarcastically with a frown.

Nate just shrugged and went to help Arthur with Blair's luggage.

"YES! CHUCK!" Blair yelled from the limo followed by Chuck. "OH! BLAIR".

"Ok…I'm going to find a toilet…" Dan said awkwardly as he walked quickly away from the situation.

"Yeh, wait up Dan…" Vanessa called after him.

Serena just shook her head in disbelief as Nate looked at her and shrugged his shoulders once more.

"I feel so violated right now. I feel like I need to wash my hands…Urgh!" Serena said as she threw her arms up in the air.

A few minutes later, the couple exited the limo to be greeted by a group full of disturbed friends.

Blair immediately blushed and laughed awkwardly while Chuck just grinned and carried on as usual, taking Blair's hand and leading her towards the campsite area.

The rest of the group followed a few meters behind, not wanting to get too close, not after what had just occurred.

After a few hours of Chuck and Blair figuring out how to get their tent up while the other's watched in amusement, they had finally got it up. It wasn't easy; Chuck got hit round the face with one of the poles, courtesy of Blair swinging it at him by accident when attempting to turn around. Blair's foot got stuck on one of the ropes and ended up falling flat on her bum in a huge puddle.

They were now huddled round the small fire in their couples, trying to keep warm. Vanessa and Nate had gotten into their sleeping bags and where sat close on one of the wood logs that they used as a seat. Dan had his arm around Serena who was wrapped in about six layers of clothing. Then there was Chuck and Blair, Blair had wrapped her and Chuck in a huge blanket and had positioned herself on Chuck's lap, insisting that bugs would climb up her legs if she sat with her feet on the floor. Chuck didn't mind though, he loved it when Blair sat on his lap; he secretly loved to cuddle in bed, not that he would ever admit it to anyone apart from Blair.

"Is everyone excited for tomorrow? We have a fun day planned, first our walk to the mountain and then our bike ride back down" Serena said positively to all her friends around the fire.

"Whoop…my favourite", Blair said very sarcastically.

"B, come on! It'll be fun, I promise", her best friends said with a little too much enthusiasm.

Blair just rolled her eyes and turned her body more into Chuck who was currently smirking at her.

"I'm sure we can find a suitable reward for you when we get back to camp tomorrow" Chuck hinted with a wink quietly so no one apart from Blair heard.

"Hmmm…why didn't you say so!" Blair grinned and then sealed the deal with a sweet kiss.

As the kiss between Chuck and Blair was about to get too heated, Vanessa spoke.

"Well guys, me and Nate are gunna call it a day, we're shattered, night everyone" She said with a sleepy smile before pulling Nate towards their tent.

Everyone agreed and one by one, they all disappeared into their tents.

xoxo

Blair had finally got comfortable against Chuck; her head was against his chest with her arm draped over his stomach while one of Chuck's arms was protectively wrapped around her waist. But just as Blair was dozing off, she felt something tickle her hand.

"Chuck, stop it!" She said playfully.

"What are you talking about?" he asked confused.

"Tickling my hand", she stated, convinced that Chuck was just toying with her.

"Blair, one of my arms is around you and the other is cushioning my head…" Chuck trailed off and before he knew it Blair had jumped up and was hitting something repeatedly.

"Die! Die! Ew!" Blair yelled at the floor as she hit the tent floor over and over with the itinerary Serena had made for the couples.

Chuck was now sat up straight looking at his girlfriend in disbelief, he was truly speechless. Blair Waldorf afraid of spiders, he never thought he'd see the day.

"Blair, I think its dead baby" Chuck told Blair calmly as he stopped her from hitting it any longer.

"Oh…" was all that Blair could get out at the moment.

"Since when was Blair Waldorf afraid of a spider?" Chuck asked.

"You see, this is why I don't camp..." Blair explained as she began removing the squished spider using the itinerary.

"I promise you, that after this weekend we will never camp again…I think Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass are more suited to luxury five star hotels" Chuck reassured as Blair began to sweep the area to make sure the tent was bug free.

When Blair gave the all clear, they put the bedding back down on the floor snuggled up back to their previous position.

"I don't feel safe on the floor…" Blair said honestly with a worried look on her face.

"We don't really have an option baby", Chuck said sweetly to help her calm down.

"I'll keep you safe, I promise", Chuck continued in his effort to calm her.

"I know you will but…" She trailed off again before it came to her.

Blair started shuffling around next to Chuck until he finally realised what she was doing when she laid herself flat on top of Chuck who was laid on his back.

"Blair, what are y-", Chuck was interrupted when Blair kissed him on the chest affectionately.

"I love you", she smiled and leaned her head against his chest.

Chuck relaxed at her words and it made him tingle inside. Only Blair would come up with such a sleeping arrangement. Chuck was actually quite amused, he laughed softly before addressing Blair who looked pretty comfy on top of him.

"I love you too", Chuck whispered before she fell asleep on him. Chuck wasn't long before he fell asleep, it was a miracle he actual fell asleep with Blair on top of him, but he did.

The next morning the group woke reasonably early so they could get a full day of activities, much to Blair's disappointment. She was hoping that her and Chuck could spend the day together and sneak off somewhere to have a bit of fun but Serena had other ideas.

"Come on B, look lively, we only have another twenty minutes and we've made it to the bike shop", Serena encouraged as the whole group slowed to a halt to find Blair sat on a rock.

"S, I would, if I could…but I can't!" Blair argued while she tried to catch her breath.

"Blair…" Chuck started at his girlfriend softly.

Blair looked up to find her boyfriends face, she then latched onto one of his legs with a pout forming on her lips.

"Blair if you try and make it up the rest, as soon as we get back to the city, I will take you shopping and you can spend as much of my money as you want", Chuck persuaded with a sincere look.

"I would love nothing else but that's not what I want. I want everyone to promise that as soon as we get back down to camp we can relax for the rest of the day, no negotiations", Blair said sternly.

Everyone just nodded and with that she smiled and began standing with the help of Chuck, who was always the perfect gentlemen.

Amongst the group, each couple had their own convocation, this suited Chuck but the reason of the trip was to bond and Serena wasn't going to let it slide.

"Honey, go talk to Chuck, you're supposed to be bonding…" Serena trailed off as Dan gave her an unsure look.

"Serena, I- what would I say, I mean he hates me, always has", Dan protested nervously.

"No he doesn't, ask him how work is, you know, the usual stuff".

Before Dan knew it Serena had grabbed Blair's arm and dragged her away from Chuck so only him and Dan were remaining.

Chuck continued to ignore Dan's existence and walked slightly faster to try and keep some distance but Dan was pretty persistent and started to talk to him.

"So, how's Bass Industries?" Dan asked awkwardly as he tried to keep up with Chuck.

"Humphrey, I have no desire to start a Bromance with you, as much as my naïve sister would love it; it's not going to happen. I'll be civilised when needed and Serena will choose to believe we get along. So we will walk with some distance behind the rest and in a few minutes you will return to your fiancé with a smile on your face and you will convince her we have bonded. Not because I'm telling you too, but because it will make your life easier as well as mine. We clear?" Chuck said only what needed to be said and then swiftly disappeared towards the four others who were slightly ahead of him.

Dan on the other hand had no idea what had just happened, he was surprised but to the more he thought about it, the more it made sense. What Chuck says goes, it just how thinks work and Dan wasn't about to go against that. So instead her just nodded his head to himself and carried on walking.

After a brief refreshment stop at the top of the mountain and after Chuck had made a few important phone calls, the three couples made their way back down the mountain on their bikes. Surprisingly Blair and Chuck made it down first, due to Blair wanting to get there as fast as possible so the relaxation could begin.

When the group of friends arrived at their camping spot, something felt wrong, like something was missing.

"Erm…guys, where is our tent, this is our camping area is it not?" Blair asked in confusion.

Everyone quickly caught up to what Blair meant and checked the tent for their belongings.

"Yes, this is definitely our tent", Nate assured followed by Dan.

"Yep, our stuff's all here".

"Chuck, where is our tent. It can't have seriously been, stolen. I mean, we're in the middle of nowhere, what are we gunna do?" Blair asked sceptically.

"The only thing we can do, get Arthur to come and fetch us. I mean, we won't fit into the other tents, they only fit two in". Chuck replied.

"What about my luggage, my clothing…it's, it's all gone, who ever did this, I'll have them killed", Blair warned.

"I'll have everything replaced, there's not much else we can do, I'll call the limo right away". And with that Chuck retrieved his phone from his pocket and began sorting travel arrangements.

xoxo

A few hours later, their limo arrived and the group had to say goodbye to the couple who were going to return to the city.

"I'm so pissed right now, we still had a day to go, can't believe this", Serena complained as the couple got into the limo.

"I'm sorry S, I know you wanted some bonding time but honestly, Chuck and Dan have worked it all out this morning, trust me. Have a good day tomorrow and we'll see you back in the city, bye!" Blair yelled out of the window as the limo pulled away from the camp site.

Blair sighed in relief of the comfort and leaned into Chuck.

"Can't believe our stuff was stolen …" Blair rambled.

"I think you'll get over it beautiful", Chuck reassured with a smirk before directing his eyes to the far end of the limo.

"What are you-", Blair asked as she realised what he had been looking at.

"I promised you we would never camp again…" Chuck reminded Blair who was now grinning straight at him.

Before Chuck could say anything he was cut off by Blair's lips crashing into his.

A/N: Hope you liked that, I'm going to be doing a series of these funny Chair, so please review because I'll only continue of people like it, but if its crap I shall not be continuing! Thanks for reading and please REVIEW!