Naruto peeked out from behind the tree and saw Sasuke curled up on the ground. His fiancé was asleep and calm, so there was little chance of him freaking out. He walked over and gently shook him awake.
"Mmmuh?" he mumbled, opening his eyes to see Naruto kneeling in front of him.
"Teme, will you marry me?" asked the blonde.
"Don't eat the pretty cake" Sasuke said, staring straight through him.
"Snap out of it!" yelled Naruto. "I'm trying to propose to you here!"
"It's raining suicidal squirrels!" he screeched, starting to thrash around wildly. Naruto quickly doused him with a bottle of fizzy fruit flavoured water he was drinking. Sasuke shot to his feet."What the f**k?" he shouted.
"Will you marry me?" asked Naruto, for the second time.
"You could've just woken me up normally! Why'd you have to go and pour water on my head?" Sasuke grouched.
"Will you marry me?" he repeated again."You want me to answer that after you just dumped your water bottle on me?" Sasuke asked harshly.
"I'm...I'm sorry." Naruto looked down at his feet, pouting. Sasuke could never refuse the pout. He sighed, shook his head and stood up.
"All I want to know is why it took you so long to ask" said Sasuke. "Of course I'll marry you!" Naruto almost jumped for joy.
Aw, isn't that adorable? ^_^ Lots of lemons next chapter!