Secret Crush
Tuesday,January twenty seventh... Time for WWE smackdown... My name's Ren Cena...well at least I hope to be someday....I'm a WWE intern and I work behind the scenes in the enterance part of the whole thing...I don't like to get too technical.I've been working here for a while...ever since John Cena used to wear tight pink shorts haha.See,for a long time I've been wanting to get near John Cena...he's so charming and sweet....but I'm not a diva...or diva material.He's probably got his eyes on Trish,Stacy or Lita...who knows.I'm a big fan of wrestling,it's so incredible...all the moves and rivalries...just incredible.
Today as I was walking into my office my manager,Joseph Wright,had asked me to give some papers to Paul Heyman,the general manager of smackdown.I was so nervous.I thought, "this might be my chance to get some recognition!" So I put on a little chinese shirt,skirt high heels did my hair nice and vuah- la!I was glad I always brought a little outfit just in case I saw John Cena ^^
So as I walked in I heard Mr.Heyman on the phone yelling about a match.
Ren:Mr.Heyman...I have some papers for you from the ....uh.....the department of soun— Paul:just put them on my desk. Ren:okay,Mr.Heyman... Paul:wait....what's your name? Ren:I'm Ren Garcia. Paul:You're a pretty one.From now on you shall be known as Roddie. Ren:*smiles* okay,Mr.Heyman. Paul:from now on call me Paul. Ren smiles and leaves Paul puts phone to his ear * Paukl:what?Oh it was this girl from the video and sound department...she's a fine one....I think I got some plans for her....*Paul chuckles *
Backstage I watched the matches in excitement.Then I left to go home. When I got home I pressed play on my answering machine. "Hey,Roddie,it's Paul....I got big plans for you...I'm looking forward to making you my next big Diva...so call me if you want some action.If you do we can start with some photo shoots" ¡!! As soon as I heard that message I picked up the phone and called Paul overflowing with joy. He told me he could schedule photo shoots for WWEDivas.com and playboy!!!How could things be booming this fast???!
Febuary 3rd... Paul called me the day before and said he would introduce me to my "fans" As he walked to the middle of the ring I was waiting for my que....my palms were sweating like crazy and pretty soon I began to sweat too.
Crowd boos Paul Paul:Now...I've been thinking...I've been bringing you guys great wrestlers...and I was pondering Smackdown needs something ...like a Diva!!! Crowd cheers Paul:and this Diva is the cream of the crop...everyone please welcome "RODDIE"!!!
When I heard my name I pushed my bra up and went out there trying to do a sexy walk....if I could win over these fans,I had to win over John Cena...I knew he just had to be watching me backstage.
Roddie takes the mic crowd cheers Roddie:hey guys!My name's Roddie as you heard and I'm gonna ROCK YOUR WORLD!
Just as those words pranced out my lip glossed lips...the biggest bang just shot. BAM! I heard Randy Orton's music play and knew he wanted something.
Once he got in the ring he placed his mic up to his lips and said "This might be the first good decision you've made for smackdown Paul!"
( you're wondering why Randy Orton was on Smacksdown it's 'cos he got tired of Erik Bishcoff's crap.)
Paul then smirked and glanced at me Next thing I knew Randy dropped his mic,lowered mine and gently grabbed my hands and whispered, "You're really cute" in my ear. He then winked and left the ring as we went to comercial.
Backstage in my locker room I was thinking about what Randy said...He is a pretty attractive guy...I guess he was kinda cute too— Paul barges in Paul:Hey Roddie I got an idea!This is great.. Roddie:what is it? Paul:a mixed tag team match!You,Randy,Jamie and Nidia! Roddie:but...I'm not much of a wrestler.... Paul:You've been watching a while right? Roddie:yes,but— Paul:then you're alright! Roddie:Okay...(
After Paul left my room and taping was over I left and sat in the parking lot thinking about some moves I could do.Then I heard some footsteps and got a little scared.Suddenly a comforting voice... "Having some troubles,mysterious lady? It was Randy "Kinda....our match...I don't know any—" "Moves?I'll teach you"
Randy then sweetly covered my eyes and took me to a secret little gym. "This is my privite gym..." "Wow,It's so cool!" "Yeah,but lonely" "-giggles-"
Randy then stood in front of me and started showing me some moves "So let'start with some basics...this is a drop knee kick" roddie tries to drop knee kick and lands wrong "oww" "haha...it's okay not everyone gets ir right at first,try again" Roddie trieds again and falls on Randy
When I fell on Randy all I could think was "WOAH!"!His body warmth was so cozy and so was his prescence.
Randy stares into Roddie's eyes and gently glides his fingers on her face .... Roddie suddenly starts kissing Randy and giggles Roddie stops "I'll see you the 10th...hee hee"
As soon as I got home I just jumped on my bed back first and giggled and smiled hugging my pillows as tight as I could.I had just kissed Randy Orton!!!his lips tasted so sweet!!But then I paused...What about John Cena?I still hadn't talked to or seen him. But my exposure was just blooming...I knew I'd have more oppurtunities
January tenth...Lillian Garcia announced Randy's name and mine.Randy looked very excited,So excited that he grabbed me in his arms and carried me to the ring with so much pride.Then Jamie and Nidia came out and got booed.As soon as the bell rang Randy started beating up Jamie like crazy!!After a while both got tireed and Randy pinned Jamie in a snap.As soon as he won Randy stood face to face with me,smiled and then kissed me in front of millions of people!!
Weeks passed and Randy kept winning all his matches with me by his side...Then one day...
SmackDown Ring
John Cena: "Yo,yo,yo Randy,looks like you've been winnning all your matches and gotten popular 'cause you got the fox,Well Randy I'm callin ya out so I can put you back in your box!"
ON the bigscreen Roddie walks into Randy's locker room Roddie: "Randy?" Randy pops out from under his covers Randy:"Oh,hey,Roddie" Two girls pop out from under Randy's covers Roddie:Randy!!!?*Roddie chases Randy into the ring where John Cena Is standing*
IN the ring
John Cena: "Well,Well,Well....It's Mr.No-Show and his ho...too bad she ain't stickin around no mo'.From th start ,Roddie, you should've known what his plan to play you was all about..I'm done,yo,peace out.
Roddie stares at Randy in pain Randy(without mic): "I'm sorry....give me another chance... please...I love you!" Roddie slaps Randy and leaves while crowd cheers
What an idiot I was...I felt horrible...I ran crying and crying into what I thought was my lockeroom.
Roddie grumbles and lays on the ground of the lockeroom crying John Cena walks into the lockeroom and slowly takes his clothes off John Cena: Heh,another cheap performance. John Cena hears sobs and turns around finding Roddie on the ground John Cena:what are you doing there,little bitch? Roddie slowly gets up Roddie: -sniff sniff- ...nothing... John Cena:Listen up,'cos I'm not gonna say it twice....stay away from Randy Orton...that bastard will only cause trouble...and stupid exposure stunts. Roddie:...I'm sorry Mr.Cena...I...I'm really— John Cena:I won't cause any trouble for you....just stay out of my way.
Just as I slowly walked out of his locker room I decided I should finish my buisness
Roddie runs to John Cena and hugs him not speaking a word John Cena:.....*John Cena wraps his arms around Roddie* Roddie walks away
January sixteenth
I was home watching RAW when I saw the hurrican in a match against Ric Flair. I was amazed by how confident the Hurricane was...after a while I was charmed by his innocence and strength.Amazingly after he won the match...he grabbed a mic and said "This one's for you Ren" I was surprised and yet wanted to just reject.over the next few days I became good friends with the hurricane,in fact I pretty much was okay with all the RAW superstars...but I was proved wrong.
January seventeenth Roddie walks to her car in the Smackdown parking lot Roddie:finally,time for some relaxation
Suddenly I saw cameras closing up on me and BAM A punch flew at my face and next thing I knew I was on the ground bleeding and being kicked by someone I then looked up and heard "This one's for Randy" "Ric,get her from the back" "HHH,get the cameras!!"
I was assasinated by none other then Evolution. Just when I thought I was about to black out...there came my knight in shining armor...John Cena
John Cena:Yo,motherfucker,over here!
From what I remember with my non-black eye I saw Mr.Cena do a couple of clotheslines and and some jabs....after he was done with them he carried me to the smackdown clinic and left.
After I had recovered I started seeing roses in my lockeroom and on my door.I thought they were from hurricane so I went to go see him on the twenty fourth for Monday night RAW but was sure to stay in his locker room watching him from there...I didn't want what happened to repeat.When The Hurricane came in he gave me a hug and then took a shower while I looked over his schedule papers.When he came out he acted natural even though he didn't have his mask on...He looked so handsome.Just as I was ready to leave he grabbed my hand and said,"Ren..." "yes?" "...Hm" "*smiles* Bye"
The next day I got an unusual call from Randy....Saying he wanted to meet me in his "Private" gym during Smachdown!.Feeling the need to make some pace so there wouldn't be contreversy I went...
IN RANDY'S GYM...
Randy: "Hey,fine lady" Ren: "hello,Randy" "what's up?" "not much...." "yep" "So why did you want me to come?" "Well....AGH!"
stupid Randy...there he attacked me once AGAIN!! And out came the man who changed another thing in my life...a new wreestler named "Andres" who was also starting his "rookie year".
Andres: powerbombs Randy TAKE THAT~!ASSHOLE~!!! Randy: araghhhhh.....*Randy runs out of the gym* Ren:who are you?! Andres:I'm your biggest fan. Shocked as I was,Hurricane jumped through the door interuppting out conversation
Hurricane:You 'kay? Ren: stares at Andres ...I'm fine... Hurricane:FUCK OFF,BEEEEEE-OTCH! Hurricane escorts Ren out
To my surprise all these hits I was taking didnt affect me much,I was still in good condition....just bruised a lot.I stayed home and just watched there.As the week passed by I found myself changing.After watching a Rey Mysterio match I felt overwhelmed.I ADMIRED this man!He was INCREDIBLE!With his high flyin' moves catching the best of everyone.I went on the internet and did research on him and found out about his days in the WCW when he fought Dean Malenko and Eddie Guerrero.I was so fascinated by him...all I wanted to do was be a lady luchador and stand by his side.It was time...for change.So why not a better night to make it then Sunday nighT HEAT.
Sunday January,30
Al Snow: alright,alright John,It's time for Andres Babaganuche to get out here and fight Mark Jindrak. Coach:hey,Al, I got a question.Why do you call all the rookies "Babaganuche"? Al Snow: I don't klnow,guess it's a natural thing for me—*Fireworks crackle* Coach:WOAH! WHO'S THAT?! Al Snow:shhh!
Roddie jumps out on the ramp
Coach:I think that's Roddie from Smackdown. Al Snow:those look like some tight shorts. Coach: Look like "booty" shorts to me— Al Snow:shut up,Coach.
Roddie walks to the ring
Coach:What is she doing here?I thought she was on SmackDown!. Al Snow: Let's find out.
Roddie:Well lately as you've all been seeing...Randy Orton has been assasinating me with evolution and i just wanna say...I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!But being the lady I am,I won't just go and attack you.Instead,I'll see you at NO WAY OUT! SEE YA!
That night I left without getting hurt.Paul Heyman then left a message saying That I was to be on Spike tv's Confidential...the best part about that was I got to be the cover story of the show.And so I went.
Confidential interview Confidential' Host: Tonight we go inside the world Of Roddie Mysteria as she gives us a tour of what she calls "Hysteria"
Roddie:Hey,I'm Roddie Mysteria and I'm standing right now in SmackDown!'s ring as the crew prepares everything for thursdayy night's...smackdown!Confidential asked me to show you what I'm all about so first let's go into my locker room.
Okay we're here!( This right here is my outfit. The waist band that my idol Rey Mysterio wears...*holds up waistband* right here it says Roddie and on the back it says "Viva La Raza"haha.These are my signiture "Booty" shorts that say Mysteria on the back.You know us latina girls got a backyard winks & smiles These are my boots and this is my lil'face mask.Now let's go back to the ring.
Okay here we are and now I wanna show you my theme music and moves.HIT IT! *Roddie's music plays and Roddie dances a little*...I've got so much love for you,and I know you're feelin' me but it seems the industry is pullin' you away,yeah.Gotta love those lyrics!that song is called So much love for you by Daddy Mobux,I'm a big dance hip hop fan, 'specially of all the songs Konan and Mysterio did.Now for my finishing moves.At the turn buckle I do a move called "Mysteri-OH-sa" which is a twist monkey flip.When doing a front or back grapple I do a move called "Deliri-OH-sa" which is basicly is me touching the ground and then flippin' the person over,a reverse Mysterio face crusher.My Ropes move...this one is my fav.It's called "Hysteria" which is me doing a handstand,bouncing off the ropes and elbowing the person...an elbow spring....You know some people ask me...why this look?It's about reaching my hispanic roots.Embrace the race,celebrate your indivituality. Well I gotta go,bye!See ya on thursday! Winks
Tuesday,January twenty seventh... Time for WWE smackdown... My name's Ren Cena...well at least I hope to be someday....I'm a WWE intern and I work behind the scenes in the enterance part of the whole thing...I don't like to get too technical.I've been working here for a while...ever since John Cena used to wear tight pink shorts haha.See,for a long time I've been wanting to get near John Cena...he's so charming and sweet....but I'm not a diva...or diva material.He's probably got his eyes on Trish,Stacy or Lita...who knows.I'm a big fan of wrestling,it's so incredible...all the moves and rivalries...just incredible.
Today as I was walking into my office my manager,Joseph Wright,had asked me to give some papers to Paul Heyman,the general manager of smackdown.I was so nervous.I thought, "this might be my chance to get some recognition!" So I put on a little chinese shirt,skirt high heels did my hair nice and vuah- la!I was glad I always brought a little outfit just in case I saw John Cena ^^
So as I walked in I heard Mr.Heyman on the phone yelling about a match.
Ren:Mr.Heyman...I have some papers for you from the ....uh.....the department of soun— Paul:just put them on my desk. Ren:okay,Mr.Heyman... Paul:wait....what's your name? Ren:I'm Ren Garcia. Paul:You're a pretty one.From now on you shall be known as Roddie. Ren:*smiles* okay,Mr.Heyman. Paul:from now on call me Paul. Ren smiles and leaves Paul puts phone to his ear * Paukl:what?Oh it was this girl from the video and sound department...she's a fine one....I think I got some plans for her....*Paul chuckles *
Backstage I watched the matches in excitement.Then I left to go home. When I got home I pressed play on my answering machine. "Hey,Roddie,it's Paul....I got big plans for you...I'm looking forward to making you my next big Diva...so call me if you want some action.If you do we can start with some photo shoots" ¡!! As soon as I heard that message I picked up the phone and called Paul overflowing with joy. He told me he could schedule photo shoots for WWEDivas.com and playboy!!!How could things be booming this fast???!
Febuary 3rd... Paul called me the day before and said he would introduce me to my "fans" As he walked to the middle of the ring I was waiting for my que....my palms were sweating like crazy and pretty soon I began to sweat too.
Crowd boos Paul Paul:Now...I've been thinking...I've been bringing you guys great wrestlers...and I was pondering Smackdown needs something ...like a Diva!!! Crowd cheers Paul:and this Diva is the cream of the crop...everyone please welcome "RODDIE"!!!
When I heard my name I pushed my bra up and went out there trying to do a sexy walk....if I could win over these fans,I had to win over John Cena...I knew he just had to be watching me backstage.
Roddie takes the mic crowd cheers Roddie:hey guys!My name's Roddie as you heard and I'm gonna ROCK YOUR WORLD!
Just as those words pranced out my lip glossed lips...the biggest bang just shot. BAM! I heard Randy Orton's music play and knew he wanted something.
Once he got in the ring he placed his mic up to his lips and said "This might be the first good decision you've made for smackdown Paul!"
( you're wondering why Randy Orton was on Smacksdown it's 'cos he got tired of Erik Bishcoff's crap.)
Paul then smirked and glanced at me Next thing I knew Randy dropped his mic,lowered mine and gently grabbed my hands and whispered, "You're really cute" in my ear. He then winked and left the ring as we went to comercial.
Backstage in my locker room I was thinking about what Randy said...He is a pretty attractive guy...I guess he was kinda cute too— Paul barges in Paul:Hey Roddie I got an idea!This is great.. Roddie:what is it? Paul:a mixed tag team match!You,Randy,Jamie and Nidia! Roddie:but...I'm not much of a wrestler.... Paul:You've been watching a while right? Roddie:yes,but— Paul:then you're alright! Roddie:Okay...(
After Paul left my room and taping was over I left and sat in the parking lot thinking about some moves I could do.Then I heard some footsteps and got a little scared.Suddenly a comforting voice... "Having some troubles,mysterious lady? It was Randy "Kinda....our match...I don't know any—" "Moves?I'll teach you"
Randy then sweetly covered my eyes and took me to a secret little gym. "This is my privite gym..." "Wow,It's so cool!" "Yeah,but lonely" "-giggles-"
Randy then stood in front of me and started showing me some moves "So let'start with some basics...this is a drop knee kick" roddie tries to drop knee kick and lands wrong "oww" "haha...it's okay not everyone gets ir right at first,try again" Roddie trieds again and falls on Randy
When I fell on Randy all I could think was "WOAH!"!His body warmth was so cozy and so was his prescence.
Randy stares into Roddie's eyes and gently glides his fingers on her face .... Roddie suddenly starts kissing Randy and giggles Roddie stops "I'll see you the 10th...hee hee"
As soon as I got home I just jumped on my bed back first and giggled and smiled hugging my pillows as tight as I could.I had just kissed Randy Orton!!!his lips tasted so sweet!!But then I paused...What about John Cena?I still hadn't talked to or seen him. But my exposure was just blooming...I knew I'd have more oppurtunities
January tenth...Lillian Garcia announced Randy's name and mine.Randy looked very excited,So excited that he grabbed me in his arms and carried me to the ring with so much pride.Then Jamie and Nidia came out and got booed.As soon as the bell rang Randy started beating up Jamie like crazy!!After a while both got tireed and Randy pinned Jamie in a snap.As soon as he won Randy stood face to face with me,smiled and then kissed me in front of millions of people!!
Weeks passed and Randy kept winning all his matches with me by his side...Then one day...
SmackDown Ring
John Cena: "Yo,yo,yo Randy,looks like you've been winnning all your matches and gotten popular 'cause you got the fox,Well Randy I'm callin ya out so I can put you back in your box!"
ON the bigscreen Roddie walks into Randy's locker room Roddie: "Randy?" Randy pops out from under his covers Randy:"Oh,hey,Roddie" Two girls pop out from under Randy's covers Roddie:Randy!!!?*Roddie chases Randy into the ring where John Cena Is standing*
IN the ring
John Cena: "Well,Well,Well....It's Mr.No-Show and his ho...too bad she ain't stickin around no mo'.From th start ,Roddie, you should've known what his plan to play you was all about..I'm done,yo,peace out.
Roddie stares at Randy in pain Randy(without mic): "I'm sorry....give me another chance... please...I love you!" Roddie slaps Randy and leaves while crowd cheers
What an idiot I was...I felt horrible...I ran crying and crying into what I thought was my lockeroom.
Roddie grumbles and lays on the ground of the lockeroom crying John Cena walks into the lockeroom and slowly takes his clothes off John Cena: Heh,another cheap performance. John Cena hears sobs and turns around finding Roddie on the ground John Cena:what are you doing there,little bitch? Roddie slowly gets up Roddie: -sniff sniff- ...nothing... John Cena:Listen up,'cos I'm not gonna say it twice....stay away from Randy Orton...that bastard will only cause trouble...and stupid exposure stunts. Roddie:...I'm sorry Mr.Cena...I...I'm really— John Cena:I won't cause any trouble for you....just stay out of my way.
Just as I slowly walked out of his locker room I decided I should finish my buisness
Roddie runs to John Cena and hugs him not speaking a word John Cena:.....*John Cena wraps his arms around Roddie* Roddie walks away
January sixteenth
I was home watching RAW when I saw the hurrican in a match against Ric Flair. I was amazed by how confident the Hurricane was...after a while I was charmed by his innocence and strength.Amazingly after he won the match...he grabbed a mic and said "This one's for you Ren" I was surprised and yet wanted to just reject.over the next few days I became good friends with the hurricane,in fact I pretty much was okay with all the RAW superstars...but I was proved wrong.
January seventeenth Roddie walks to her car in the Smackdown parking lot Roddie:finally,time for some relaxation
Suddenly I saw cameras closing up on me and BAM A punch flew at my face and next thing I knew I was on the ground bleeding and being kicked by someone I then looked up and heard "This one's for Randy" "Ric,get her from the back" "HHH,get the cameras!!"
I was assasinated by none other then Evolution. Just when I thought I was about to black out...there came my knight in shining armor...John Cena
John Cena:Yo,motherfucker,over here!
From what I remember with my non-black eye I saw Mr.Cena do a couple of clotheslines and and some jabs....after he was done with them he carried me to the smackdown clinic and left.
After I had recovered I started seeing roses in my lockeroom and on my door.I thought they were from hurricane so I went to go see him on the twenty fourth for Monday night RAW but was sure to stay in his locker room watching him from there...I didn't want what happened to repeat.When The Hurricane came in he gave me a hug and then took a shower while I looked over his schedule papers.When he came out he acted natural even though he didn't have his mask on...He looked so handsome.Just as I was ready to leave he grabbed my hand and said,"Ren..." "yes?" "...Hm" "*smiles* Bye"
The next day I got an unusual call from Randy....Saying he wanted to meet me in his "Private" gym during Smachdown!.Feeling the need to make some pace so there wouldn't be contreversy I went...
IN RANDY'S GYM...
Randy: "Hey,fine lady" Ren: "hello,Randy" "what's up?" "not much...." "yep" "So why did you want me to come?" "Well....AGH!"
stupid Randy...there he attacked me once AGAIN!! And out came the man who changed another thing in my life...a new wreestler named "Andres" who was also starting his "rookie year".
Andres: powerbombs Randy TAKE THAT~!ASSHOLE~!!! Randy: araghhhhh.....*Randy runs out of the gym* Ren:who are you?! Andres:I'm your biggest fan. Shocked as I was,Hurricane jumped through the door interuppting out conversation
Hurricane:You 'kay? Ren: stares at Andres ...I'm fine... Hurricane:FUCK OFF,BEEEEEE-OTCH! Hurricane escorts Ren out
To my surprise all these hits I was taking didnt affect me much,I was still in good condition....just bruised a lot.I stayed home and just watched there.As the week passed by I found myself changing.After watching a Rey Mysterio match I felt overwhelmed.I ADMIRED this man!He was INCREDIBLE!With his high flyin' moves catching the best of everyone.I went on the internet and did research on him and found out about his days in the WCW when he fought Dean Malenko and Eddie Guerrero.I was so fascinated by him...all I wanted to do was be a lady luchador and stand by his side.It was time...for change.So why not a better night to make it then Sunday nighT HEAT.
Sunday January,30
Al Snow: alright,alright John,It's time for Andres Babaganuche to get out here and fight Mark Jindrak. Coach:hey,Al, I got a question.Why do you call all the rookies "Babaganuche"? Al Snow: I don't klnow,guess it's a natural thing for me—*Fireworks crackle* Coach:WOAH! WHO'S THAT?! Al Snow:shhh!
Roddie jumps out on the ramp
Coach:I think that's Roddie from Smackdown. Al Snow:those look like some tight shorts. Coach: Look like "booty" shorts to me— Al Snow:shut up,Coach.
Roddie walks to the ring
Coach:What is she doing here?I thought she was on SmackDown!. Al Snow: Let's find out.
Roddie:Well lately as you've all been seeing...Randy Orton has been assasinating me with evolution and i just wanna say...I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!But being the lady I am,I won't just go and attack you.Instead,I'll see you at NO WAY OUT! SEE YA!
That night I left without getting hurt.Paul Heyman then left a message saying That I was to be on Spike tv's Confidential...the best part about that was I got to be the cover story of the show.And so I went.
Confidential interview Confidential' Host: Tonight we go inside the world Of Roddie Mysteria as she gives us a tour of what she calls "Hysteria"
Roddie:Hey,I'm Roddie Mysteria and I'm standing right now in SmackDown!'s ring as the crew prepares everything for thursdayy night's...smackdown!Confidential asked me to show you what I'm all about so first let's go into my locker room.
Okay we're here!( This right here is my outfit. The waist band that my idol Rey Mysterio wears...*holds up waistband* right here it says Roddie and on the back it says "Viva La Raza"haha.These are my signiture "Booty" shorts that say Mysteria on the back.You know us latina girls got a backyard winks & smiles These are my boots and this is my lil'face mask.Now let's go back to the ring.
Okay here we are and now I wanna show you my theme music and moves.HIT IT! *Roddie's music plays and Roddie dances a little*...I've got so much love for you,and I know you're feelin' me but it seems the industry is pullin' you away,yeah.Gotta love those lyrics!that song is called So much love for you by Daddy Mobux,I'm a big dance hip hop fan, 'specially of all the songs Konan and Mysterio did.Now for my finishing moves.At the turn buckle I do a move called "Mysteri-OH-sa" which is a twist monkey flip.When doing a front or back grapple I do a move called "Deliri-OH-sa" which is basicly is me touching the ground and then flippin' the person over,a reverse Mysterio face crusher.My Ropes move...this one is my fav.It's called "Hysteria" which is me doing a handstand,bouncing off the ropes and elbowing the person...an elbow spring....You know some people ask me...why this look?It's about reaching my hispanic roots.Embrace the race,celebrate your indivituality. Well I gotta go,bye!See ya on thursday! Winks