Harry POV
As the Weasleys, Hermione, and I sat down in the larger living room of the burrow, I started to get the feeling that tonight was going to go very wrong. Ginny was sitting on the couch with her parents looking very guilty. Why shouldn't she though, I mean we just did something that would definitely get me killed by all of her brothers besides Ron. Mrs. Weasley summoned the tea and then I allowed George to pour my glass. That feeling of something wrong kept growing, but I push it off. Probably still protectiveness from the war, I thought as I took a big gulp of my tea as Ron and the girls did the same.
"So George how is Weasley's Wizard Wheezes going?" Asks Mr. Weasley after a long silence.
"It's going great. We have a new product that I will show you soon." George answered with a mischievous grin spreading across his face. "So Harry, Ginny what were you doing this afternoon? You too Ron, Hermione." He said with that grin still plastered on his face.
Suddenly music began coming from mine and Ron's bodies. I started to feel really weird, and then me and Ron started singing and dancing around the room.
[Harry]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world
[Ron]
Oh
Ronald
And Harry Potter
[Harry]
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
[Both]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
[Harry]
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
[Ron]
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
[Harry]
Oh hey, didn't see you there
I bumped into Ron just to emphasize that I didn't see him, but I am not doing this out of free will. Trust me.
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
[Ron]
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
[Harry]
Nice of any girl ever
[Ron]
Now sing
[Both]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world
[Harry]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
[Ron]
Doesn't really make sense
[Harry]
But man, screw it
[Ron]
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
[Harry]
She could be my wife
[Ron]
That good?
[Harry]
The best 30 seconds of my life
What am I saying it lasted for about an hour… SNAP OUT OF IT POTTER!
[Ron]
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
[Harry]
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
[Ron]
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
[Both]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
[Ron]
She kept looking at her watch
[Both]
Doesn't matter, I had sex
[Harry]
But I cried the whole time
[Both]
Doesn't matter, I had sex
[Ron]
I think she might have been a racist
[Both]
Doesn't matter, I had sex
[Harry]
She put a bag on my head
[Both]
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
The most unexpected thing just happened, Ginny and Hermione jump up and begin to sing with me and Ron.
[Hermione, Ginny, Harry, and Ron]
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
What the bloody hell did I just do and why did I do it? I mean all I did was drink some tea than George asked what me, Ron, Hermione, Ginny were doing… THE TEA HAD A POTION!
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you into the song potion. A new Wheeze in the shop, when someone drinks it the potion searches their memory for something relating to the question asked then the potion selects a song that relates to that thought." George explained after he calmed down from his laughing fit.
"So does that mean…?" Mrs. Weasley started looking very pale indeed.
"Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione have just recently lost their virginity." George unhelpfully finished.
The only thought I can come up with right now is, I'm screwed.