Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS. Why do we even have to write these? If we owned NCIS we would not put our ideas on the Internet.

Spoilers: I do not have any spoilers because I live in Australia and we have quite a few more episodes till Twilight but I really want to see SWAK. I reckon I will be scared I was in chained because I love Tony. I taped Chained when I watch the tape I still get scared even though I know he is going to be okay.

I hate bullies they are pains in the ass. So this is dedicated to anyone has been bullied. One of my characters was based on a bully but the coordinators at school SOMEHOW found out and made my take it of the internet but for all you that liked my story I am reposting it.

Mental Thought: Have you ever walked past a place like a ditch and though it would be a good place to dump a body. Okay I had better stop now. Hope you like my story.

Author: DinozzoFan

"Kate what are you doing" Tony asked curiously, he only bothered asking because he was bored out of his mind and couldn't think off anything annoying to do. He had even done all his paper work, which is a first. Gibbs and McGee were down with Abby doing 'who knows what.' Tony secretly wished he were their sweet talking Abby into going on a date with him. He still needed to congratulate her on her 'first aid' course completion that would make a great excuse for dinner.

Kate decided to lie there was no way she was telling him she was daydreaming about Tony. Kate finally replied with "thinking about visiting my brothers this weekend," Kate paused because Tony had a weird look on his face "okay Tony what is with that look?"

"Nothing but is it normal for you to daydream about your brothers?" Tony said before smirking. Kate looked around her desk for something to throw. But she found nothing so instead thought of a quick comeback.

"Tony that's disgusting, your mind is like a steel trap; it's rusty and illegal in most places," Kate spat at him after a little gap of silence.

"Sorry Kate five second come back rule," Tony gave her a cheeky smile.

Tony looked at Kate then went to his computer he was looking for something funny to say to Kate. He found something and told Kate.

He told her "Kate I found some advice for Gibbs," Kate gave him an 'okay if I have to listen' look. "Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car or how about Marriage is an expensive way to get your laundry done for free."

Kate gave a little snort of laughter then quickly became fascinated by her fingernails. Tony felt a warm breath on the back of his neck.

Tony managed to say "Sorry boss bad joke." Gibbs slapped Tony around the back of the head.

"Tony get McGee and I coffee and Kate whatever she wants to drink, Kate go gas the truck we have a dead marine," Gibbs clearly stared.

Gibbs, Tony, Ducky and Palmer went to the crime scene while Kate and McGee went to speak to the victim's family.

The four of them arrived at the crime scene; the local cops had already secured the area. They entered the building site and saw the sixty-two year old -Petti officer first class lying on his stomach naked. The officer in charge gave Gibbs some evidence they had collected in the bag was a mobile phone and a wallet.

"We called you guys as soon as we found his ID in his wallet, but don't worry we haven't touched the body yet," the aged officer told Gibbs.

Gibbs thanked him then looked over to Tony, Ducky and Palmer. Tony was taking photos but stopped so Ducky and Jimmy could roll the body. As they rolled the body Tony jumped back and let out a few swear words while Ducky and Jimmy just stared at the body. All Gibbs could see was the victim's clean back and a bloody knife.

Gibbs moved around to stand next to Tony. He quickly noticed what they were staring at. He stated, "I can see they castrated him but what killed him Duck?" Ducky's eyes widened, as he whispered "no." He then opened the victim's mouth. Tony spoke up "they killed him with his own dick. "I am afraid so Anthony" Ducky said.

"Okay Tony finish taking photos and Ducky tell me what's the time of death?"

"Well Jethro according to the..."

"A time Ducky"

"At about one o'clock"

"Thanks Ducky, Tony lets go"

"Coming boss"

The Victim's Family

As they got out of the car Kate continued their convocation saying, "so you have never ever lied to a woman before?"

McGee shook his head "no."

"McGee, a man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings," Kate explained.

Kate stepped in front of McGee and rang the doorbell. A teenage girl answered it. She had brown straight hair which went half way down her back her face was pale. She let them in when they showed her their badges, as Kate and McGee followed her they noticed she was pregnant. She led them into the lounge room where her little sister was watching TV.

"You guys realise that my dad won't be home for another half an hour," said the girl while her pretty blond little sister turned off the TV.

Kate sat down next to the pretty little girl she was about twelve; Kate asked her where here mummy was. The little girl said that her mummy killed herself a year ago.

Kate told Alison and her big sister Sabrina the devastating news. Sabrina when she finished crying said they could stay with their aunt for now.

McGee and Kate drove the girls to their aunt's house after making a detour to the office because McGee need to quickly get something from Abby.

Kate waited in the car McGee came out carrying his laptop. Part of his face looked sore it was red and a bit puffy. Kate asked what happen and are you okay?

"Nothing happened and I am fine,"

When they arrived at the girl's aunt's house Kate took them to the door while McGee stayed in the car and kept to himself.

Once they got back to the office it was already after six. McGee headed towards his car, Kate yelled out "bye McGee," he turned around and yelled "bye Kate" back to her. As he did this Kate noticed that his right eye was no longer red and puffy but now it was black, blue and purple.

How did McGee get his black eye? Guess how McGee got his black eye. Who ever gets it right will be mentioned in the next chapter. WOW (LOL).

Also I hate back stabbers just for the record.