This story is dedicated to my friend Judailuvr911! I hope it doesn't seem like I'm stealing a story from you! If that's the case just tell me and I'll take it down!

XDXD this is based on true events of my friend's life. I'm still laughing about it. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

I OWN NOOOOTHING! And hey did you guys here? DYNASTY WARRIORS 7 COMES TO AMERICA IN LIKE SPRING 2011 OR SOMETHING! 8D and trust me, this game is AWESOME. The characters have their old weapons (except for a few like Liu Bei because he actually had his swords in history) the new character designs are actually pretty cool in my opinion, and it expands to the Jin Dynasty, so it has more playable characters than ever! 8D I can't wait to get iiiitttt!

Anyway, enough of that! I HOPE YOU ENJOYYYY!

Ah, what a nice day it had been. Shang Xiang couldn't wait to sit down on a couch and just relax for the day.

Little did she know, as the little Liu Chan came over to her, that her day wasn't quite over yet.

"Hello," Shang Xiang smiled.

"Hi!" Liu Chan giggled, "I have a queeeestion."

"What would that be?"

"What's wape?"

"Wape?" Shang Xiang thought about it. Wape…? Then it clicked. He meant "What's rape?"

O_O…

"Uh…" Shang Xiang suddenly felt VERRRRYYY uncomfortable. "Well…MY LORD! YOUR SON HAS A QUESTIOOOONN!"

THE END!

XDXD dude I'll never forget when you told me that story Bri! Again, if you feel like I stole a story from you just let me know and this thing's off! Review please!