I'm on utter crack, and insomniac, so this came out swiftly. Kinda weird, I dunno..
Title: Black Star Goes To Hollywood?
Author: Loving Monday
Pairing: Nope... but wee Soul X Maka
Genre: Pure crack.
Disclaimer: If this is mine the story would go my way.
Black Star Goes To Hollywood?
"And here, we present to you one of the Best Actor nominees for this year's Oscar, Mr. Black Star!" Rounds of applause as a man dressed in a black sleeveless shirt appeared, his grinning teeth proof of his mood.
"Thank you to Announcer-kun! Of course, you all know I am going to get the Oscar anyway, since my acting is so flawless compared to all the other nominees, the Academy must be silly if they don't choose me as the winner! Yeah! Take more photos of me please, I know you young girls out there love me!" Black Star opened his arms to the stream of dazzling snapshots and screaming fans. "Please remember to support me, thank you, and thank you! I love you all!" Blowing air kisses, some girls in the crowd had fallen on the ground due to excessive swooning.
"Shut up baka."
"Kid-kun, are you okay?" Liz asked, concerned.
"He's annoying." Kid muttered as he switched off the television, where Black Star was in the middle of tearing his shirt off.
"I wonder which knucklehead thought Black Star of all people would be fit to be an actor." Soul rolled his eyes as he sat with Kid on the couch, sipping his drink.
"But he really acted well you know…" Tsubaki said in an attempt to save her best friend and house mate from further ridicule. "I watched his movie, it was really good."
"Except he is such an ass in real life than in reel." Maka spoke as she walked into the living room with a tray of drinks. "Asking us to come over for the sake of watching him on television, is he an idiot?"
"He is so cool!" Patty smiled as she switched on the television again and did some dance. "I like him so much!"
"Uh, I take that back." Maka raised an eyebrow as she sat by Soul and munched on her chocolate. "So we're supposed to wait here until…?"
"The great ore-sama is here!" came a booming voice from the main door as Black Star crashed in rocker style, complete with a wig and hippie clothes. Everyone sweat dropped.
"That is the fiftieth door you crashed in this month alone…" Tsubaki slapped her forehead and shook her head.
"This is art, Tsubaki, this is art! Don't you think I look cool? Don't you want my autograph? Don't you want my picture? Or a hug?" Standing in the middle of the group, he stared at his friends with anticipation.
No one heeded him, except for Patty who was smiling and ranting "Me! Me!" at the top of her voice.
"Thank you Patty! I swear you will be the first to get to kiss my Oscar when I get it!" Black Star grinned and he twirled around with Patty.
"Maka Chop!"
Two bodies fell on the ground. Maka, an anger mark so apparent on her head and a book in hand, rolled her eyes.
"Soul, your girlfriend is so scary…" Kid whispered under his breath. Soul nodded back in equal fear.
"Case solved. Let's go back to our apartment now, Soul. I've got an exam to study for." Swishing her hair back in a swift motion, she pulled Soul by the collar and began dragging him out. "See you guys later."
"Uh…" Sweat drop as Soul's eyes fall at his forthcoming fate as Kid and Tsubaki smiled sympathetically.
"Oh my god! She is such a great actress! I believe she can go for Hollywood too, oh Maka!" Black Star's finger rose and the man stood up again. "I look convincing too, no? Pretending to be hit by Maka's book and then falling to the ground, man, I am just so good!" Too shocked to do anything, Liz, Tsubaki and Kid could only rue their fate as Black Star continued to babble on his personal achievements and sorts; too bad Patty was really knocked out.
end.
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