Hiya! It's ma second fic...another oneshot...but it is...A MARYSUE FIC! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Hehe...sorry.
SD: In case you care, that means 'Standard Disclaimer'. And I don't own Inuyasha. Or Wolf's Rain. At all.
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"OMFG, Inuyasha, we lyke, need 2 get goin!" Screeched Kagome, in what was clearly everyday language. "We need to get fuckin goin before fuckin Narku get's a-fuckin-way!"
The authoress here pauses, and wonders if this is accurate. After all, she seems to have missed all of the episodes where Kagome swears, and so doesn't know what kind of profanity the obviously evil girl prefers. 'Ah well,' she thinks, 'I'm sure my readers will get the general picture.' And she continues to write.
Sango, the total bitch, started coming on to Miroku, like the slut she is, because it's obvious that she doesn't really love him. Miroku, who, being a pervert, totally wouldn't like that, pushed her off of him, yelling, "OMG SANGO! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?" This was, of course, using unnecessary capitals, but I don't the authoress particularly cares at this point. Sango, being from the feudal era, had never heard chat speak before, and looked politely confused. The authoress decides that she is beginning to act too much like her canon self. If that happens, Miroku might like her again, and then...no-one would like her! Her...OC...of course. So...in her...OC's...come!
"OMG, Inuyasha, I'm lyke, tottaly you're sister!" Yelled a silver haired girl, who was, of course, way more beautiful than Sango. Inuyasha, swallowing the story with complete ease, blinked at her. "Hey...you spelled 'totally' wrong...and you used 'you're', instead of 'your'." He was promptly ignored. He was also apparently completely fine with the fact that, though they had just met, his sister was already snogging the face off of Miroku. Sango committed suicide, even though earlier on in the fic it had mentioned how she'd never loved him anyway. Then, Inuyasha caught sight of another girl, who was sooo beautiful that they started shagging right there and then. Kagome, running up to stop them, fell down a conveniently placed hole in the ground and died. Toboe, Tsume, Kiba, Hige and Blue, who became part of Koga's pack, despite the fact that they were from a completely different anime, all ran up and ate her body, which had somehow left the whole it was in.
Suddenly, for no apparent reason, Naraku, Kagura, and some random hobo all turned up to kill them -Insert way too many exclamation marks here-! But the two OC's, whom we shall just call 'Mary' and 'Sue', burst into action, killing all three villains easily.
The authoress decided not to write the fight scene, but it wasn't because she lacked the imagination to make it both exciting and believable, no, it was because her fingers were starting to hurt.
And that is how Inuyasha and Miroku met their strong, clever, beautiful etc etc wives.
Two days later, the authoress committed suicide because of one particularly harsh flame.
A 13 year old girl who was once called 'I Iz Da Bizz', and is now called 'TheOneShotGirl' sat, smiling evilly, her keyboard burning ever so slightly.
Life Was Good.
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And so it is.
From Angst!Naruto to MarySue!Inuyasha in the space of 3 minutes...not too bad, huh?
R&R, if you will, my friends, and remember this, if nothing else, no matter what happens...
'ART IS A BANG, UN!'