Author's Notes: SO...this is my first Kekkaishi fanfict. I hope you like it! This features...I know this sounds familiar already...my favorite couple (I swear this is all I write about, it sucks, gah...should try to fix that) Kaguro x Aihi. It seems short I know, but It sounds like a good start, right? I dont know, you tell me. Rant over. Enjoy. "Flirtations of the Wicked Sort," by FMASTA9.

Flirtations of the Wicked Sort

"You missed another meeting," Aihi spoke calmly. "Yeah," Kaguro replied half-heartedly. "The meeting was about you today." "Yeah?" "They were making fun of you...calling you names." "Like?" "Toilet roll, pineapple eyes, zombie geisha, lightning rod..." "Lightning rod? That's a new one. In fact, I find that one quite funny myself. Hahahahahaha!" "You really don't care what others think or say about you, do you?" "Nah, doesn't bother me a bit. In fact, it brightens up my dull days sometimes." "I see. What if I told you I came up with that last one?" Kaguro smiled and stared off into space. In an instant he was off the ground and standing before Aihi a sword at her throat. "You know, Aihi, for a woman, you've got guts..." Aihi swallowed nervously as she stared upon remorseless death. The sword disappeared and Kaguro patted her on the head and grinned. "And one hell of a sense of humor." "Oh...no one's ever said that about me before." "Pleasure to be the first. Well, a visit to the human world has been itching me all day, and I'm sure Byaku has chores he wants done there too. So, I better get going." "Wish I could go, but Byaku's got me watching the queen bee for the evening." "Ha! Queen bee, that's another good one." "How so?" "I heard she's fat...and can't get around by herself." "Don't say that too loudly. Especially in front of Byaku." "What's he going to do, talk me to death? I'm way stronger than that insect." "Calling Byaku an insect before one of his worm subjects is pretty bold if I do say so myself. Hope for your sake he shares your sense of humility." "I wouldn't get to worried about him. I only obey him because I get bored when I'm not having fun on his missions." "A stubborn philosophy for one so powerful...it suites you." "How sweet...complimenting me now?" "Yeah...just making conversation with someone different for a change, it makes me feel grateful to know someone like you, Kaguro." She looked up and he was gone. "You're pretty interesting yourself, Aihi, for a woman, I like your aesthetic." She slipped human skin into his outstretched hand. "How should I receive that? A compliment? A statement? A flirt?" "Treat it however you like. And thanks again for the human skin. I'm loving the handicap it gives me." "Most people would see that as a disadvantage, but you, Kaguro, you turned it into another way to have fun with your prey." "Exactly. See ya around sweetheart." Aihi blushed and turned to object his abrupt statement, but he was already gone. "Who does he think he is, sweet talking me, I should make him a permanent skin six sizes too small! That way he'll be a pygmy mummy or something!" She yelled to herself. Noticing no one was around she sighed. "Oh, Aihi, who are you kidding, you liked it and you know it. You like HIM and you know it. Gah, why do I talk to myself so much! I need to get out more-oh, funny how I've never gotten out in my whole practical life." She looked to where Kaguro sat most every day and smiled. "Maybe I can persuade him to take me along one day..." The wind blew softly for the first time in days, and it felt good on her face and in her hair. Suddenly, there was a twinge in her forehead. "Aihi, where are you? I assigned care of the princess this evening to you, remember?" "I know, Byaku, I'm coming." She sighed. "Douche bag insect...well, breaks over, back to work I guess." 'Kaguro, how I envy you so much right now.'