"An Odd Ordeal"
Naruto had just had a rather weird encounter with Sasuke. He had just got back to is home. He had sat down to eat a bowl of ramen and felt weird but he ignored it.
A few weeks later a started feeling sick and wasn't sure why. He took his temperature it was normal so he couldn't tell why he was so sick. He went outside for some fresh air. Hoping that may help. He ran into Sasuke and they both blushed. Naruto however ended up running into the bushes and puking, again. When he returned back to Sasuke he apologized. "Sorry Sasuke I haven't been feeling my best for a couple of weeks."
After he ran into Sasuke, and Sasuke walking off not wanting to get sick to he ran into Sakura. "Hey Sakura." He thought this would be great maybe she could help him with why he was so sick. "Could I get some help from you."
Sakura turned around to see Naruto. "Oh hey there Naruto, sure whats up?" She asked him.
"I haven't been feeling to well for the past few weeks. Could you take a look at me?" He said. He had hoped that Sakura's healing ability would be able to figure out what it was that was wrong with him.
Sakura nodded and concentrated her chakra into her hand and checked him over. When she got to his stomach she got a sickening look on her face. "Um this is something we have to tell Lady Tsunade." She said and headed off towards the Hokage Mansion.
Naruto nodded and followed her to the mansion. He was confused and wanted to know why this needed the Hokage's involvement.
As they arrived at the Hokage Mansion they ran into Sasuke again. Sakura smilled at him and asked I he would like to hear the odd new she had for Tsunade. He agreed and fallowed her to the Hokage's room.
"Excuse me Lady Tsunade." Sakura said upon entering the room with Naruto and Sasuke behind her. "I'm sorry for intruding but there is something very odd that should come to your attention that in my opinion should be top priority. She looked back at Naruto who had a confused look on his face.
Tsunade looked at Sakura with a curious look on her face. "And why would that be?" She asked and looked right at Naruto. "What has he done this time?"
"WHY THE HELL DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME THAT MADE A MISSTAKE GRANNY TSUNADE?!" Naruto yield at her. He didn't like that when something went bad she looked at him first.
Tsunade got angry right back and stood up and threw a stapler at Naruto but Sakura blocked it. Sasuke, Naruto and Tsunade looked at her in shock because Sakura normally would have just let it hit him, but not today. "I'm sorry but I believe it is in Naruto's best interest that he be removed from any further missions." Sakura said. "He sould also not be hurt.
This brought further shocked looks from everyone. "And why would that be, Sakura?" Tsunade asked with an extremely puzzled look.
Naruto hated the idea that Sakura had just told the Hokage. "Yeah Why the hell should she I like the missions I go on." He then ran out of the room and came back with a squid and peanut butter sandwich. Everyone looked at him in discussed as he stood there and ate it. "Sorry now please tell me why I shouldn't go on any missions?" He asked no longer upset.
"Because Naruto," She said in a confused voice with a right to be. "You're pregnant." She saw Naruto hit the floor. Sauske did the same, and Tsunade stood there with her eyebrow twitching.
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