Halloween Hijinks!
Disclaimers: All characters are Marvel's except the following: Althea, Xi, and Trinity belong to Red Witch. The Starr Brothers are mine. MAKE MINE MARVEL!!!
Ok, a special Halloween fic for you all. A party leads to madness all on Halloween! This has the X-Men, the Misfits, and The Avengers! Enjoy the kooky craziness! I pay a tribute to a great writer here: Ryoken1. His story "Evolution Team-Up" inspired "Gone Avengin'". Here's to ya!
Chapter 1: Introduction!
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(The X-Mansion)
"A Halloween party. What a way to get our minds off our troubles." Scott Summers hung up an orange, black, and white bunting. He was on a ladder.
"Yeah." Jean agreed. She was filling bowls full of candy. Jamie walked in, talking on his office, aka his cellular phone.
"Yeah, I'll let 'em know." Jamie closed the phone. "Hey guys! You're going to have guests."
"Let me guess. The Misfits." Scott grumbled. Speaking of the Misfits, a certain black-haired superstar appeared, scaring Scott. "Yipe! Whoaoaoah!" He fell off the ladder, landing on his butt. "OW! Starchild!"
"Sorry." Paul grinned, helping Scott up.
"Baby!" Jean squealed, hugging Paul. "I missed you." Scott's face turned red.
"Actually I was talking about the Avengers." Jamie said. Bobby, Ray, Roberto, and Sam were walking by. At the word "Avengers", their ears perked up. If the Avengers were coming over, then that meant...Jennifer. The four ran to Jamie. Roberto grabbed Jamie by his jacket and held him up. "Hey, you're wrinkling the suit!"
"Is Jennifer coming? Please say Jennifer's coming! PLEASE TELL US JENNIFER'S COMING!!!" Roberto screamed, his voice growing more and more frantic. He was shaking Jamie really hard.
"SHE'S COMING!! THE SHE-HULK WILL BE COMING!!! JUST LET GO OF ME BEFORE MY HEAD FALLS OFF MY NECK!!!" Jamie screamed. Roberto dropped the manager, and they scrambled to their rooms.
"Oh no. If the Avengers are coming, then that means the Beast will go Scottish again." Scott grumbled.
"I remember last time the Avengers came over. Mr. McCoy and Iron Man got drunk and spray-painted 'Scotland Rules!' all over the kitchen!" Jean groaned.
"What can you do?" Jamie shrugged.
"ROGUE!!! OW!!!" Forge's voice rang out. "I FORGOT, OKAY?!?! OWWCH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! QUIT THAT!!! OWWWW!!! MY EAR!!!!"
"She still hasn't forgiven Forge for forgetting to build a power dampener for her." Jamie groaned, shaking his head.
"The Misfits and the Avengers. Terrific. And you know Kid Razor's gonna be there." Scott growled at the mention of the Cleveland super-rockstar.
"And that jerk Hawkeye." Jean grumbled. She noticed Jamie was hooting and hollering.
"I did it! I did it! Yeah! In your face, Capitol! In your face, EMI! I did it! I signed Kid Razor!"
"How'd you accomplish that?" Scott groaned.
"I told him I managed the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels." Jamie explained. "You see, Razor's a huge wrestling fan, and HBK is his idol. Do the math."
"Well, his costume is similar to HBK's in a few aspects." Paul laughed. "Hey, did you guys get costumes?"
"We sure did, Paul." Jean replied. "And I know you'll absolutely adore my costume."
"And I know you'll absolutely adore my costume." Scott mocked under his breath in a high voice. "OWWWW!!! JEAN!!!" Jamie looked out the window. He saw a creepy looking castle down the road.
{That's odd.} Jamie put his finger to his chin in thought. {I haven't seen that castle before. That thing would stick out like a sore thumb here in Bayville. I wonder what it's doing here?}
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(The Pit)
"NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, WANDA!!!" Craig ran by the motor pool. Wanda was chasing him, holding out some clothes. "I'M NOT WEARING IT, WANDA!!!"
"Come on Craig! You'd look so nice in it!" Wanda begged as she ran by. Dusty and Clutch were watching.
"Man, I love that Darkstar." Dusty laughed. "Poor kid. Wanda's been chasing him a lot."
"She's been teasing him a lot lately." Clutch snickered. "You know he has a thing for her. Wanda's just been having fun teasing him lately."
"Yeah. I heard about this one time where Wanda made Craig go to the store and buy some...special stuff for her." Dusty burst out laughing. "She has him wrapped around her finger. He wouldn't leave Recondo's for a week after that."
"Aw man, I wonder what Wanda wanted Craig to wear?" Clutch wondered. Craig ran by again.
"NO!!! I WILL NOT WEAR THE COSTUME!!!"
"But you'd make an adorable black cat!" Wanda responded. Dusty and Clutch laughed even harder. Craig overheard.
"YOU TWO ARE ON MY HIT LIST!!!"
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(Avengers Mansion)
Two of the teenage Avengers were playing a video game in the Common Room.
"You suck, Clint!" Robert Parkins, aka Kid Razor roared at Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye. The two of them were playing Street Fighter, and Hawkeye had beaten Razor. It was a well-known fact that Razor hated losing. On more than one occasion, he's lost his temper and torn rooms apart in rage. "You cheated!"
"I did not! You just can't admit that I'm the better man. Just accept it with some dignity." Hawkeye sniffed. Razor leapt to his feet and shoved a fist in Clint's face.
"The Kid of Rock's gonna take some dignity alright. I'm gonna take some dignity outta your no-good cheatin'..."
"You don't have the guts!" Clint challenged, leaping to his feet. Razor and Hawkeye looked ready for the mother of all fistfights.
"Will you two morons knock it off?" Jennifer Walters groaned. The green- skinned teen walked into the room, alongside another teen girl. A new member of the Avengers, she looked like a half-human, half-tiger. Her fingernails were black claws, she had orange fur with black tiger stripes, green catlike eyes, long orange curly hair, and her grin revealed fangs. She was clad in blue shorts, and a black Sailor Moon t-shirt. Her real name was Greer Grant-Nelson, but she was known as Tigra.
"Don't fight, guys." Tigra grinned.
"Oh look, the Avengers' own anime character has arrived." Razor rolled his green eyes. He was joking about the fact that Tigra was obsessed with Japanese cartoons. When she first joined, Razor joked that she was kicked out of some cheesy Japanese cartoon. Tigra razzed Razor. He responded with a sneer. "Whatever."
"Razor was steamed because I beat him in a game." Hawkeye laughed.
"You cheated!" Razor snapped.
"You just can't admit I'm better than you at Street Fighter!" Clint laughed. "I tell you, Razor gets cockier every day."
"Yeah, your mom learned how cocky I was last night." Razor quipped, struggling to keep a straight face.
"I'll kill you!" Hawkeye lunged for Razor, who was ready to brawl, but Jen and Greer were holding the two apart. Thor noticed this as he walked by.
"Dumb mortals." He grumbled. Thor was about to go to the kitchen. Razor and Clint stopped and looked at Thor. The two blond Avengers broke out of the girls' grip and jumped the God of Thunder. Jen and Greer ran to the fight, and tried to break it up. Cap walked into the room.
"Oh God, I don't want to know." A bald man in a nice suit and gray hair on the side of his head emerged and smiled. He was Jarvis, the Avengers' butler.
"Lunch is ready, kids." He smiled at the five. The teen Avengers stopped and looked up at the butler.
"LUNCH!!!" The five cheered happily. They charged the kitchen, nearly trampling Jarvis on the way. Cap sighed.
"They have a lot to learn, those kids." Cap groaned. He then heard a loud voice singing in a Scottish accent. "Aw no, Tony found the liquor."
Man, three teams of hyperactive super-powered kids under one roof? That's just asking for trouble. What'll happen next? Will anything weird happen this Halloween? And what's with the creepy castle near the X-Mansion? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions, especially for costumes, needed badly!
Disclaimers: All characters are Marvel's except the following: Althea, Xi, and Trinity belong to Red Witch. The Starr Brothers are mine. MAKE MINE MARVEL!!!
Ok, a special Halloween fic for you all. A party leads to madness all on Halloween! This has the X-Men, the Misfits, and The Avengers! Enjoy the kooky craziness! I pay a tribute to a great writer here: Ryoken1. His story "Evolution Team-Up" inspired "Gone Avengin'". Here's to ya!
Chapter 1: Introduction!
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(The X-Mansion)
"A Halloween party. What a way to get our minds off our troubles." Scott Summers hung up an orange, black, and white bunting. He was on a ladder.
"Yeah." Jean agreed. She was filling bowls full of candy. Jamie walked in, talking on his office, aka his cellular phone.
"Yeah, I'll let 'em know." Jamie closed the phone. "Hey guys! You're going to have guests."
"Let me guess. The Misfits." Scott grumbled. Speaking of the Misfits, a certain black-haired superstar appeared, scaring Scott. "Yipe! Whoaoaoah!" He fell off the ladder, landing on his butt. "OW! Starchild!"
"Sorry." Paul grinned, helping Scott up.
"Baby!" Jean squealed, hugging Paul. "I missed you." Scott's face turned red.
"Actually I was talking about the Avengers." Jamie said. Bobby, Ray, Roberto, and Sam were walking by. At the word "Avengers", their ears perked up. If the Avengers were coming over, then that meant...Jennifer. The four ran to Jamie. Roberto grabbed Jamie by his jacket and held him up. "Hey, you're wrinkling the suit!"
"Is Jennifer coming? Please say Jennifer's coming! PLEASE TELL US JENNIFER'S COMING!!!" Roberto screamed, his voice growing more and more frantic. He was shaking Jamie really hard.
"SHE'S COMING!! THE SHE-HULK WILL BE COMING!!! JUST LET GO OF ME BEFORE MY HEAD FALLS OFF MY NECK!!!" Jamie screamed. Roberto dropped the manager, and they scrambled to their rooms.
"Oh no. If the Avengers are coming, then that means the Beast will go Scottish again." Scott grumbled.
"I remember last time the Avengers came over. Mr. McCoy and Iron Man got drunk and spray-painted 'Scotland Rules!' all over the kitchen!" Jean groaned.
"What can you do?" Jamie shrugged.
"ROGUE!!! OW!!!" Forge's voice rang out. "I FORGOT, OKAY?!?! OWWCH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! QUIT THAT!!! OWWWW!!! MY EAR!!!!"
"She still hasn't forgiven Forge for forgetting to build a power dampener for her." Jamie groaned, shaking his head.
"The Misfits and the Avengers. Terrific. And you know Kid Razor's gonna be there." Scott growled at the mention of the Cleveland super-rockstar.
"And that jerk Hawkeye." Jean grumbled. She noticed Jamie was hooting and hollering.
"I did it! I did it! Yeah! In your face, Capitol! In your face, EMI! I did it! I signed Kid Razor!"
"How'd you accomplish that?" Scott groaned.
"I told him I managed the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels." Jamie explained. "You see, Razor's a huge wrestling fan, and HBK is his idol. Do the math."
"Well, his costume is similar to HBK's in a few aspects." Paul laughed. "Hey, did you guys get costumes?"
"We sure did, Paul." Jean replied. "And I know you'll absolutely adore my costume."
"And I know you'll absolutely adore my costume." Scott mocked under his breath in a high voice. "OWWWW!!! JEAN!!!" Jamie looked out the window. He saw a creepy looking castle down the road.
{That's odd.} Jamie put his finger to his chin in thought. {I haven't seen that castle before. That thing would stick out like a sore thumb here in Bayville. I wonder what it's doing here?}
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(The Pit)
"NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, WANDA!!!" Craig ran by the motor pool. Wanda was chasing him, holding out some clothes. "I'M NOT WEARING IT, WANDA!!!"
"Come on Craig! You'd look so nice in it!" Wanda begged as she ran by. Dusty and Clutch were watching.
"Man, I love that Darkstar." Dusty laughed. "Poor kid. Wanda's been chasing him a lot."
"She's been teasing him a lot lately." Clutch snickered. "You know he has a thing for her. Wanda's just been having fun teasing him lately."
"Yeah. I heard about this one time where Wanda made Craig go to the store and buy some...special stuff for her." Dusty burst out laughing. "She has him wrapped around her finger. He wouldn't leave Recondo's for a week after that."
"Aw man, I wonder what Wanda wanted Craig to wear?" Clutch wondered. Craig ran by again.
"NO!!! I WILL NOT WEAR THE COSTUME!!!"
"But you'd make an adorable black cat!" Wanda responded. Dusty and Clutch laughed even harder. Craig overheard.
"YOU TWO ARE ON MY HIT LIST!!!"
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(Avengers Mansion)
Two of the teenage Avengers were playing a video game in the Common Room.
"You suck, Clint!" Robert Parkins, aka Kid Razor roared at Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye. The two of them were playing Street Fighter, and Hawkeye had beaten Razor. It was a well-known fact that Razor hated losing. On more than one occasion, he's lost his temper and torn rooms apart in rage. "You cheated!"
"I did not! You just can't admit that I'm the better man. Just accept it with some dignity." Hawkeye sniffed. Razor leapt to his feet and shoved a fist in Clint's face.
"The Kid of Rock's gonna take some dignity alright. I'm gonna take some dignity outta your no-good cheatin'..."
"You don't have the guts!" Clint challenged, leaping to his feet. Razor and Hawkeye looked ready for the mother of all fistfights.
"Will you two morons knock it off?" Jennifer Walters groaned. The green- skinned teen walked into the room, alongside another teen girl. A new member of the Avengers, she looked like a half-human, half-tiger. Her fingernails were black claws, she had orange fur with black tiger stripes, green catlike eyes, long orange curly hair, and her grin revealed fangs. She was clad in blue shorts, and a black Sailor Moon t-shirt. Her real name was Greer Grant-Nelson, but she was known as Tigra.
"Don't fight, guys." Tigra grinned.
"Oh look, the Avengers' own anime character has arrived." Razor rolled his green eyes. He was joking about the fact that Tigra was obsessed with Japanese cartoons. When she first joined, Razor joked that she was kicked out of some cheesy Japanese cartoon. Tigra razzed Razor. He responded with a sneer. "Whatever."
"Razor was steamed because I beat him in a game." Hawkeye laughed.
"You cheated!" Razor snapped.
"You just can't admit I'm better than you at Street Fighter!" Clint laughed. "I tell you, Razor gets cockier every day."
"Yeah, your mom learned how cocky I was last night." Razor quipped, struggling to keep a straight face.
"I'll kill you!" Hawkeye lunged for Razor, who was ready to brawl, but Jen and Greer were holding the two apart. Thor noticed this as he walked by.
"Dumb mortals." He grumbled. Thor was about to go to the kitchen. Razor and Clint stopped and looked at Thor. The two blond Avengers broke out of the girls' grip and jumped the God of Thunder. Jen and Greer ran to the fight, and tried to break it up. Cap walked into the room.
"Oh God, I don't want to know." A bald man in a nice suit and gray hair on the side of his head emerged and smiled. He was Jarvis, the Avengers' butler.
"Lunch is ready, kids." He smiled at the five. The teen Avengers stopped and looked up at the butler.
"LUNCH!!!" The five cheered happily. They charged the kitchen, nearly trampling Jarvis on the way. Cap sighed.
"They have a lot to learn, those kids." Cap groaned. He then heard a loud voice singing in a Scottish accent. "Aw no, Tony found the liquor."
Man, three teams of hyperactive super-powered kids under one roof? That's just asking for trouble. What'll happen next? Will anything weird happen this Halloween? And what's with the creepy castle near the X-Mansion? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions, especially for costumes, needed badly!