"A Ginger and his Dog"

Ron Weasley x Jacob Black crossover fanfic

Word count: 395

Rating: M

Warnings: Animalistic desires, BL, mature themes

Author: LKC

An epic love story tho...

Ron loveds hes dogggie, his doggie wash a humen mann nems jacop blak. Run hads a gurlfrend but hi brek op wit hers becoz hi felll in lov wit Jaclop Brack. When ron sleep wit his boifrend he wery happi becos he hav ein bik dig. Jabok Bralack likes two fuk Ron in the but, becozs sometimez ther comz brovn liqit oud of the but, and Jacok lovein two suk it up. Rigt nov Ron and Jaclop is havin sax, Jacrob is not in his humen bodi but in his doggi bodi. Ron thanks the guder for makin such a perfekt mandog fo hem, he also tanks the law, cos teknikly hi es alowt to fuk his lovin dog. Wen Jacolobob is a doggi hi is big, and he puts his gigantik pinis inside evry hole Ronnie bunnie has.

Now the story will for the real begin :

Ron loked at Jacolobolo wit admire and saed "u luuk serosley qtie rigt nov" Jacobrob says "i kno i am cuti, bud u is cutier"

Ron tell Jacobo "I always wanted Harry, an u are lukitly harry, u kno becoz u a dog"

Jacoboloboribogoato saiyds "i still wand Bela, but u girly nogh for mi, wen Bellias kid is old enogh i will mary and do the sax wit her, but for nov u will u do"

Ron noghted and sayds "i love u"

Jocobrobblog saids "i kno, bud i dont lov u"

Ron saids " i kno, lets make butifull love to eacotter"

They started fuckin … i min maging love too eachotter

Ron sed "u thi onli won for mi"

Jacribabu saidt "sad life"

And they kisset passionatily

Wen they bot climaxed, Jaclipboard tuned intwo a doggi and Ron göt horni agan.

Ron asked "will u tak mi doggi stile now"

Jicraacob saids "no becoz ma gurlfrend i now grovn op, so i will go two her and have the sex wit her"

Ron started cryiiing "u wil not doggie stile her wright? It wil bi hour thing forevs rigt"

Jæcrob repleid "no … I wil doggi stile mi futur wife evy dai and everey our"

Ron started criyng more "pls stai wit mi" he askd

"no" saids Jarobrobspillop, and walked away

Ron got left bihind and started cryin and dyin …

And Jacob Barack and his wife Renesmee liveds happili everi after

The End