"Oh. My. God." Alice said, standing up.
Edward sighed "just tell us what we're going to do, Alice."
"we, the cullens, are going to go… IMing!"
"really?"
"you cant be serious…?"
"Alice!"
Were the replies, amongst other… less elegant words.
"hold on!" she chirped, and dashed up the staircase.
Five minutes later, after a lot of foot tapping and scraping noises from the computer room, Alice called down, "okay, come on up!"
They all filed into the computer room, where Alice had arranged the tables so it was a circle with a cord-connecting station in the middle.
"ok, so, I set it up so that we are not ACTUALLY on the internet, just typing because the computers are hooked up wirelessly."
Edward looked pointedly at the tangle of cords in the middle.
"charging" Alice rolled her eyes.
"now these," she said, sliding some lightweight metal between all the computers, "are speoteto cuniclularius metal blockers. ( this author would like to add that that long name that I don't want to type out again is actually the latin name for burrowing owls… I knew that by heart) "they repel gifts such as Edwards," she pointed toward her head… and made a quick swirly motion before Edward could notice. Emmett chuckled. "and mine."
They all took a seat at the ring.
"okay, now make usernames…" the sound of fast paced clicking filled the air, and then they logged on, one at a time (another a/n, I'm not going to tell you who's who. Figure it out.)
Grizzly_adams_jr has signed on.
Grizzly_adams_jr: hell0!
Im_secretly_british has signed on.
***!***: em?
Grizzly_adams_jr:yup! Alice?
***!***: yup!JJJ^o^
Emois4emotional has signed on.
Emois4emotional: man! I would have liked 'jazz hands' but somebody took it! L
Jazz*hands has signed on.
Emois4emotional: what the crap?
Jazz*hands: hi unkl jaspr!
Emois4emotional: nessie?
Jazz*hands: u dnt want 2 kno.
The^lion^king has signed on.
^simba^ has signed on.
Grizzly_adams_jr: daddy, mommy?
^simba^: yup!
Royce^s*head*will*roll has signed on.
Grizzly_adams_jr: why didn't we have cor…cor…crspndng names like them?
Royce^s&head*will*roll: because you would probably want a wrestling team or something stupid like that. Do you really want to be xXgabanaXx with me as xXdolceXx?
Grizzly_adams_jr: nope, I'm good.
***!***: hey, nessies here but wheres e+b?
*smexykitten1144* has signed on.
*smexykitten1144*: oh, blast! I thought no one saw your name!
*smexykitten1144* has signed off.
No^choppy^lambs^plz has signed on.
No^choppy^lambs^plz: er… it's me, Bella…?
Grizzly_adams_jr: then who was that who just came on!
No^choppy^lambs^plz: idk!
*I,m,lion,hear,me,roar* has signed on.
*I,m,lion,hear,me,roar*: er… sorry, I didn't think that you could see names…er…...?
^simba^: that wuz u, edwrd?11/!
The^lion^king: omg!111`! Uz r crmpg myz stiel!1111! Uz better give me noms!111!
*I,m,lion,hear,me,roar*: that's how you type?
^simba^: ja! Wuz rng wit dat?/1/1/11?
Grizzly_adams_jr:…...
No^choppy^lambs^plz: er…. Yeah…..
Jazz*hands: u rly shud try it guyz its fun!11111!11
Emois4emotional:….. I don't think so….
***!***: iz b likng it!1111 MAI 3 BLNGS 2 LOLCATZ! (and jazzy!9
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