I got this amazing idea after reading a couple Hetalia crossovers. Hope y'all enjoy! ^^
"Allen! Kanda! Lavi! Lenalee!" Reever called out to the four exorcists after they had finished eating. The scientist was not alone. A Korean man was with him. He had short black hair with a large curl and wore long white sleeves that went past his hands.
"Yes Reever?" Allen was the first to arrive, along with his lover, Kanda.
"I need you guys to watch over Im Yong Soo for me. Just for the rest of the day." He pleaded.
"Okay!" The white haired boy happily agreed for the whole group.
"Thank you SO much!" Reever quickly ran away. Leaving the four exorcists and the Korean male alone. The stranger quickly focused his attention on Kanda.
"You." He pointed at the samurai. "You're Japanese."
"Yeah. So?" he glared.
"Must! Grope!" he yelled. In an extremely loud voice. He made a mad dash for Kanda's chest. But the Japanese male was too quick for him. Kanda dodged all of Yong Soo's grabs. When he was about to strike a blow, Allen stopped him.
"Kanda! Don't hurt him! He's our guest!" Yong Soo's focus was now on Allen.
"You're English." He announced. I hope he doesn't try to grope me. Allen prayed to himself.
"I don't like England. So I don't want to grope you." He stated bluntly. Then turned to Lavi. "I don't know where you're from, so I don't care. I'll just assume you came from me." WTF?! Next, Lenalee.
"You're Chinese. I like China. More than Japan. Don't tell him that. But you're a girl. I've never touched girl breasts before. They look soft. Like pillows." He commented. Too bad for him, Komui heard. That boy was doomed.
"WHO DARES TRY TO GROPE MY SWEET LINALEE!!!!!!" Komui said in an extremely scary voice as he sat atop his newest Komlin.
"Are you Chinese?" The Korean man asked.
"Yes……" Komui was a little weirded out by the question.
"Your breasts shall belong to me……" Yong Soo said in a Higurashi-like voice with wide eyes. He raised both arms in the direction of Komui and started to make his way towards the Chief.
"Get away!" Komui yelled, ordering his robot to help him run away from the strange man. Who was remarkably quick.
"Let's go find Reever and ask him who the heck that guy is!" Lavi pulled Lenalee away from the hectic scene in search of the blonde scientist. Kanda turned to Allen.
"I swear, if that weirdo actually GROPED you, I'd kill him. You're mine." Kanda declared.
"I love you too!" Allen smiled.
Yong Soo had managed to catch Komui. Somehow, during the chase, Komlin broke down after its battery ran out. Komui reluctantly abandoned his robot and fled. The Korean man had corned the scientist against a wall.
"Finally." He was breathing so heavily. It made him look even more like a pervert. "Your breasts are mine!" He clutched Komui's chest. It was a strange and foreign sensation to the beret wearing man.
"Reever! Who the heck was that guy?!" Lenalee asked.
"Korea."