First Fanfic, have some more chapters written review and tell me whether to post them or not :]
Enjoy,, or not whichever it may be.
A meeting I got out of bed for this fucking meeting. I had been sat here for the last hour desperately needing to piss. All I could hear was a load of bull crap spewing from the pretentious twat's mouth. Like anyone actually gave a shit about how much money the company makes. We are journalists for petty events like school fairs. I had taken the job out of hope that I could move onto something more interesting like current world affairs but here I was after 3 years still stuck in this shithole.
I had to get out of there it was doing my head in. I slowly stood up excusing myself from the room saying I needed the toilet. It was the truth. Shit I needed to piss badly; I started my quick walk which made me look like a prat but never mind. I stood at the lift hammering the call button, as if we still don't have toilets on our floor. A fucking joke. At last the lift came as i walked into the lift muttering under my breath about the lack of toilets I had failed to notice the slut pushing her tits up in the mirror.
Jesus the company attracts such a nice variety of people.
"What you looking at dyke"
Wow she was so mature as well. Ok so I may have been looking at her tits but when she leaves them hanging out like that what can you expect.
"I was just thinking that if I slapped you now, would all the makeup that you're wearing come off on my hand?"
Ok so I hadn't been much more mature but she looked awful seriously. Maybe I shouldn't be too harsh from the look of the clashing leopard and cheetah print it seems that she can't afford a mirror. Poor girl.
"Seriously right, if I weren't on ma way to see Connor, who by the way you lay a finger on and your fucking dead. Then I would give ya a slap m'self"
o. It seems she has speech problems as well. Shame. I don't even have a fucking clue who Connor is either but if he is her boyfriend I wouldn't want to be near him anyway.
"Sorry. I like the way your prints go so well together"
I ended the insult with the famous Campbell smirk.
"Omg thanks babes. This one is from River Island you can like..."
Omg she doesn't understand sarcasm, God help me she honestly thinks that looks good she is still rambling about how I can create the same look as her, I tuned out I can't bear to listen to another word that come outs of her mouth. Ahh my stop on the lift.
"Katie by the way" she extends her hand to me Jesus I hate making friends and I don't even want to be her friend, shall I just walk away or take her hand.
O fuck it we only live once.
"Naomi" I say lightly shaking her hand. I have to get out of her before I piss myself I think as I run to the toilet.
As I slowly push the door to the toilets open debating in my head whether to hold my breath through the experience or not because not only are these the only toilets in the whole building they also stink. Deciding to be mature about it and bare the stench I take a quick look in the mirror before taking my dive into the toilet. When I have to do a double take.
How the fuck did she manage to get into here before me?
My phone beeps in my pocket which causes her to turn and see me. This isn't the same girl unless she is wearing a wig now and has just removed like all of her make up and put appropriate clothing on which in the time given just isn't possible.
She must have seen me looking confused as she goes to open her mouth to speak but before she has the chance I have locked myself in the cubicle. I don't know why I did that, but I bet I look like the biggest tit ever right now. Jesus she was fit as well wait not fit she was beautiful. Not something you ever hear me say. So why I did I have the urge to run.
"You may have seen my twin sister. Jesus I don't understand why people get so confused twins are common. We don't even look the same for fuck sakes."
I think I just died and went to heaven, she has the most amazingly husky voice ever, and I need to sit on this toilet seat before I fall over. I should reply before I look like an even bigger twat.
"No sorry it's not that it's just if I didn't get to the toilet within seconds there would have been a puddle on the floor and that would not impress you."
Shit why am I telling her I want to impress her?
"Not that I'm trying to impress you, well not that I don't want to impress you because I would but I don't want you to think I'm weird, I think I should just shut up now"
Nice one Campbell fucking ramble to her she probable thinks I have some sort of mental condition now. I said I don't want her to think I'm weird I just fucking did that by opening my mouth where has normal sarcastic me gone, please come back wherever you are?
She laughed at me she fucking laughed. I can't tell if it was laughing at me as in taking the piss or laughing at me as in aww she's cute but I thought i wanted my career to be journalism, I have just changed my mind I want to spend my life making sure i hearing that laugh again.
"It's ok, I get what you mean. I haven't seen you around before are you new here?"
A question. A simple question but I can't bring words out of my mouth, I saw a glimpse of her before diving into the toilets and she is now controlling what I can say.
"No not new" I mumble out. O Campbell you fool. I should leave the toilet now she probable thinks I have bladder problems or something. That's if she is even out there I haven't heard the door swing, but she didn't say anything after my last reply.
I slowly open the door and see her stood bum perched on the sink looking at my cubicle.
She is the definition of Beautiful.
Haha. Im such an idiot that i couldn't work out how to do an authors note. worked it out now should i continue? Also review please. I might love you if you do.