Description – I do not own Gakuen Alice in any way.

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I HEART GEEKS

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I HEART GAME BOY FREAKS

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There was a gigantic problem with me. My friends liked to make fun of it. Almost everyone in the school knew it. My mother and daddy feared it. My best friend couldn't understand it. My dog barked about it. My teachers were frustrated. My classmates laughed about it. My sister told her boyfriend about it.

The problem was a geek. When I saw a guy who was a member of the type geek, I went crazy.

This problem started few weeks ago.

I was riding in daddy's limousine to school. I was fixing my make up when suddenly the limousine stopped. I messed my beautiful face with mascara. Being very, very angry, I knocked on the driver's window. The dark window, that separated me and the driver, rolled down and I sweetly smiled at the driver.

"Excuse me, what just happened?"

He explained me that some weirdo decided to sit down on the street, this way the traffic utterly stopped.

"Jesus," I muttered and stepped outside the limousine. A guy who was walking by the sidewalk stared at me. I glanced at him and smiled. I turned around and walked to the spot, where the weirdo was sitting, moving my hips from right side to left to give the stranger a good show.

I knew that I was born with the looks. I had a beautiful face, flat stomach, nice arse and C sized boobies. I was everything the guys wanted. In my school girls hated me. They wanted to be so much like me that sometimes it even hurt.

My waist long brown hair bounced in every step I took. After all, they were washed today at the morning with Schauma Push Up Effect shampoo. I smiled at the drivers, who were sitting in their small, cheap and little cars, looking so sweaty that it even made my Chihuahua threw up at home. They all were stuck in the stopped traffic.

They smiled back and even waved. I raised my eyebrows and laughed at some. They sure were idiots.

Hotaru, my best friend forever, used to say that I was too spoiled, living all my life in the luxury world. Being popular at my school was just a little tick in my Few Things To Live A Great Life list.

A loud yell bring me back to the real world. In front of me was a guy, who was playing his Game Boy. His hair was brushed so perfect that it made me want to throw up. His checked shirt and light brown trousers with brown belt made the thing worse.

"Excuse me," I said, trying to hide the disgust in my voice. "You're sitting on the street and right now I'm missing my first lesson thanks to you. Could you be so nice and remove your ass from the street?"

The boy stopped his Game Boy and looked up. His brown eyes met mine hazel eyes. I felt how electric shocks hit me and how the fire burned in my chest. I swear that my head almost exploded when he stood up and looked apologizing at me.

Hah, right.

"I'm sorry," he said, smiling shyly at me. "I knew that I should leave Naruto the Ultimate Battle at home."

I giggled, not understanding anything he said. Definitely, he was a game geek. He smiled and shyly stuck his hand in my direction. "I'm Koko, what's your name?"

Usually, I didn't say my name to complete strangers, who were weird and liked to play their Game Boy games on the street but this could be perfect exception.

"I'm Mikan Sakura, Alice Academy's student, very, very popular student." I smiled, shaking his hand.

"Oh my holly C++," he said, staring at me like I was an alien with two antennas on my head. "I'm from Alice Academy too."

"Really? I have never seen you."

Yeah, right, me and noticing every geek in my school? If I would do that, I wouldn't have time for gossips, chats, hugs and kisses with my best friends forever. It would be such a waste of time.

"I know I may sound very pathetic," Koko said, looking at the ground. "Can you, please, let me ride with you to school?"

I stared at him, mouth wide open. This was the first time when a GEEK asked ME to ride HIM to school. If I would accept it, I would infringe the rule of the luxury kids and geeks. I thought about it for a while.

Why not? Rules are made to be broken.

"Sure, come with me. I hope you have no problem ridding to school with a limousine." I smiled at him, while he shouted loud 'no'. We walked closer to the sidewalk and waited for the limousine, which was stuck ten cars away. Some of the drivers beeped at us, one rolled down the window and showed us his hand's middle finger. One stopped at us, opened the door, came to me and hugged me.

I tried to ignore the disgusting scent of sweat. "Thank you, milady, for saving us from that demon." The driver glanced at Koko with evil look. "Next time, kid, search for a better place to play your Game Boy Naruto the Ultimate Battle game."

"Whatever," Koko said, looking at the pavement.

The driver sneered and jumped back in his cheap Opel. He drove away and Koko sighed, asking me where the limousine was. I shrugged and took my newest and freshest mobile phone from my jacket's pocket. The day was a bit cold for autumn.

"Where the heck are you?" I asked after dealing the driver's mobile phone's number. In this moment I thanked my daddy for buying mobile phones to our maids and limousine drivers.

"At McDonald's," was his reply before I hang off. I took Koko's hand and we ran to the McDonald's, which was one house away from us.

"Mikan," Koko said, gasping for the air. It looked like he wasn't used to run twenty meters in non-stop. "Can we, please, stop?"

"No," I said as we continued to run. I was smiling when I heard another Koko's sigh and gasp. He was so cute. A funny thought ran through my mind when he tightened his grip on my hand.

What if I like him?

I wanted to laugh, scream, bite and scratch something. It wasn't real to fall for someone you know only twenty minutes. But on the other hand, what did I know about life?

I sighed in triumph as we stopped at the McDonald's glass door. I pushed it open and we ran into the monster of fat, double cheeseburgers, Tortillas, McNugets and hamburgers. The sweet smell burned my nose trills and Koko sighed dreamy.

"I love McDonald's," he whispered, closing his eyes in euphoria. "This is like a dream."

"Awesome," I said, looking for my limousine driver. I found his sitting beside the window and looking at something that was outside. We went to his stool and I realized that he was staring dreamy at the limousine. I blinked and thought that he was weird. A total weirdo, need to add.

"Hello, milady and," he looked at Koko. "You must be that boy who was sitting on the street ten minutes ago."

"Perfect," Koko made victory sign with his hands. I almost slapped myself knowing, that I was in public with a geek. It didn't matter that the public were three families with five little children and one driver, who was practically acknowledging his love to his limousine, staring at it so affectionate that it almost made me gag.

"We should go," I said, knowing that I sound cheesy. "Hello, we're late for school and after ten minutes we will skip P.E."

"Let's go," Koko said, took my driver's hand and dragged him out of the stool. Going to the McDonald's exit, a little kid, around four years, came closer to me and screamed. "Butty face!"

"Go and shit yourself," I smiled at the baby, who started to cry and ran to his mother. The mother looked at me with disgusted eyes and I smiled. I knew that it was evil but no one, no one could call me as butty face.

Outside McDonald's Koko's mobile phone started to ring. It was hard for me to understand how geek could have someone, who would call him in daylight, when he's in the school. It could be possibly his mother, who found out that her beloved son skipped his first class in his eternal life. To make things worse, the song was by Pitbull. Today I met a geek, who listened to Pitbull and played Game Boy. Gosh, is the World End coming?

"Who's calling you?" I asked, trying to use my puppy eyes on him. He smiled and answered his ringing phone.

How mean!

I pouted and walked side by side with Koko and my driver. We reached the limousine when the sun had moved two inches in the sky. To make things clearer, we were at the limousine after ten minutes. Koko yaw-dropped and stared at me with a surprise, making me giggle.

"What's wrong?" I asked, smiling at him again.

"Do you ride with this beast all the time?" He asked after saying bye to the caller.

"Mostly, yes," I said, fixing my hair. "When daddy isn't going to work with the beast."

"Cool," he said and ran to the limousine's door. "I have never been in there."

I smirked, hiding my laugh. Mortals like him could never afford a limousine even for one hour.

The driver walked beside Koko, opened the door and let him in. I fallowed Koko and sat next to him at the closest seat. The driver closed the door and walked around the car to the driver seat.

"Oh my," Koko said, smiling at something invisible. "This place is almost the same as they show in TV shows."

"You watch TV shows?" I asked, being surprised. As long as I knew, geeks sat at home in front of PC or Game Boy all day and went to school.

"No," he smiled. "My friend's sister watches TV shows like Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill."

Oh.

We ride to school for ten minutes. When the driver parked my limousine in our school's parking lot, I took my school bag from front seat, jumped out the limousine before Koko, took off my jacket and smiled at the driver. Koko got out the limousine slower, enjoying every second he got, being in the limousine.

"What's your lesson now?"

"German," he said, sighing loud and smiled at me. "I hate it. I have no idea how I will do my finals."

"You will do them well, don't worry." I smiled at Koko and waved at the driver, who drove away. "Well, it was nice to meet you."

"Thanks, Mikan." Koko smiled, hiding his little blush. "It was very nice to meet you too."

I nodded and we walked to the school's entrance together. Being closer to school's building, I could feel that people were staring at us. I could already picture the forum topics at our school's website.

The Queen Bee and The Geek are together?

I sighed and felt how Koko touched my hand. I looked up and saw how stressed his eyes looked. They were practically screaming the words "Help, I feel nervous."

"Don't worry," I smiled, trying to fake the smile. I knew that this day would change my life forever. There was no use to lie to myself. "We'll make through the gossips somehow."

"Or maybe you should get together?"

I turned around and stared at the mega blond bimbo, also known as Luna Koizumi. She was the gossip girl and - Shit!

I wanted to hit my head on the school's wall till I fainted. I could already picture the school's newspaper.

ZOMG! Luna Koizumi caught Mikan Sakura and a nerd lovely chatting! OMFGGG! I wonder what's going between them? Are they lovers or just friends?

You know you love me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl.

Or maybe she will not spoil us.

"Hey," I smiled and waved at Koizumi, she lifted her right eyebrow up and smiled. We weren't best friends. I guess I was not in her top favorite person list. Heck, she didn't invite me to her birthday parties and other parties. Why I was acting so sweet toward her?

The sweet answer was corruption, my dear friends. If I act as a best friend to her, she would not tell her best friend, Cici, who she saw this morning lovely flirting with a geek.

Meep. I was smart, after all. I smiled sweetly as she waved me back.

First step was successful.

"Mikan," Koko whispered, taking my hand in his to get my attention. The sweet, warm and fuzzy feeling went inside my belly again. After all, he was a guy. And, to truth, I had never had a boyfriend.

His sweet, warm brown eyes stared at me. I felt like a little mouse under his microscope. I breathed in and whispered, "Yes?"

"We should get in school before second lesson is over, right?"

"Oops," I smiled, said 'see you soon' to Luna and walked in school's entrance with Koko. The plants, which were put beside the entrance doors, were blooming and smelling so tempting sweet like candies that made Koko gasp.

"I so want to eat them." He laughed, like his joke was very original. Ha-no.

"Yeah," I stretched before starting to think of the lamest excuse to say 'bye, bye' to Koko. Forever, hopefully.

"Hey, I have to pee and then, well," I stared at him and he stared at me back.

"Bye?" Koko asked, smiling at me.

"Yeah, bye."

And I disappeared in the hallways. Like a Cat Woman, only cooler.

The P.E lesson went fast. I flirted with my sweet classmates and at the end girls played basketball.

I was literally bouncing in the game when suddenly Luna came in the sport hall, came to me and whispered.

"I know your secret, Mikan Sakura. If you want me not to spoil it to the whole school, you need to tell your classmates how exciting it was to walk around with a geek."

"Okay," I smiled, walked to the hall's middle and shouted. "I love guys who are geeks and plays Game Boy."

Girls laughed about me while boys gave me thumbs up. Luna stared at the scene as I high fived my best friend, Hotaru Imai.

"What?" Luna asked, still staring at us. "They think that it's a joke?"

"A girl like me could never have a crush on geeks." I smiled and winked at her.

Oh, how wrong I was.

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A/N – I was bored and decided to write a Humor fanficton to Gakuen Alice.

Hope that you like the first chapter.

~LCG