Hey. It's Dave here. This is me and Bunn's first collaboration fic, so please review if you feel like it. Oh! And the first person to guess whose OC belongs to who gets a cameo. Well, Enjoy!

Chapter One

A Suou family private jet flew over America. On board, a sleepy Shadow King awakened as the plane shook. A dark aura surrounded him as he opened his eyes and looked around. This is my bed, but this isn't my room he scowled. "Tamaki!"

"Good morning sunshine! The earth says 'hello'!" the blonde responded from the jet's main kitchen. He skipped over to Kyoya's bed, a full breakfast tray in his hands and a silly grin on his face.

No grin. "What did you do and where are we going?" deadly calm voice.

Flashback

Early that morning, Tamaki snuck into the Ootori family mansion with ten of his strongest men.

"Another outing?" Kyoya's sister, Fuuyimi, called from her doorway, seemingly amused. "What's with the entourage?'

Tamaki smiled slyly at her, then put his finger to his lips and motioned toward Kyoya's door for the men to go into the room. As they entered, she giggled and added, "He just retired a while ago, so I think you're good for another 12 hours." Yawning she backed into her own room and closed the door.

Turning back to Kyoya's door, Tamaki found that his men had already retrieved the bed, a sleeping Kyoya still in it.

"Good job guys," he whispered. "Now, let's load him onto the jet. And remember not to jostle him. I need him to stay asleep for my plan to work." With that said, they snuck back out of the house and into the awaiting jet.

End Flashback

"So you see…I knew you wouldn't go along with my plan…so—"

"You kidnapped me!' Kyoya screamed at the now cowering Tamaki.

"I'm sorry mama," he used the nickname, trying to placate him. It didn't work. "It's just, you've been so busy lately and I thought you needed a break and – WAH!!" the blond cried as he was knocked off his feet.

He looked up to see an evil Demon King standing over him with a wooden mallet!

"Nuuu!! Remember, violence is not the answer!" the blonde cried as he scooted away from the approaching evil.

Kyoya simply ignored him and advanced, eyes gleaming with the promise of much pain. Tamaki whimpered.

10 MINUTES LATER (REALLY REALLY CENSORED!!)

Tamaki lay on the floor, bruised all over. He had many bumps on his head and was making weird gurgling noises.

"Oh, stop it already," Kyoya said as he stepped over him and sat on the nearby couch. "Now that that's over with, tell me: Where are we going?"

"Well," Tamaki started, as he dragged himself to a chair and sat down, "it was going to be a, um, surprise…" Kyoya's expression hardened to a glare. "B-but I guess I could tell you now?" he sputtered.

"Go on."

"We're going to an American amusement park called 'Hershey Park'. I thought it would be exciting to mingle with American commoners for a change." He smiled hopefully at Kyoya, whose face was twisted in his signature calculating expression.

"Hmmm…fine. We shall go to this so called 'Hershey Park' and observe the American peasants in their meager enjoyment."

Tamaki clapped his hands together and bounced excitedly in his seat. "See! I knew you'd like my idea!"

"Yet you still had to kidnap me?" dead pan.

"Well…it seemed easier to do it like that. Heh…"

Outside a bird was startled by a loud noise that sounded like a smack on the forehead.

"Now," Kyoya said, "If you don't want any more bodily harm to be inflicted, you will be good for the rest of the flight."

"Yes, mom."

"Good. How much longer is it anyway?"

"Well, I ordered my pilot to land in the parking lot, so we should arrive in a few minutes."

(Charlie and Becka's POV)

"Eep! We're here!!" Becka shouted out the window as Charlie pulled into the parking lot.

"Get your head back in this car before I amputate it!!" Charlie scolded as she parked.

Becka sat back down in her seat, pouting. "Aww, don't rain on my parade. We're finally here! Aren't you glad?!"

Flashback

Leaving the house

"Charlie, when will we get there?"

"In a few hours, so go to sleep or shut-up."

2 hours later

"Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?!"

"No! Now shut-up!!"

A gas station, 7-11, and 2 more hours later

Beck started a fun (not!) little chant (singing to Bonanza), "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Aaaare we there yeeeeet?!"

"Silence!! I'm going insane!!!" Charlie screamed, one hand on the wheel, the other pulling at her hair.

End Flashback

"Yes!!!" she thanked the Lord, startling Becka who had started to fidget.

Recovering, Becka jumped out of the car and excitedly said, "Alright! Let's go!!"

Becka took off running and immediately smacked headfirst into a huge jet parked in the middle of the lot. While Charlie fell to the ground, laughing and clutching her stomach, two men stepped out of the jet.

"Hey! You there!" the raven-haired sex-god yelled at Becka, who was still rubbing her forehead.

He walked over, looked at the place where she hit the jet, and, if possible, his aura darkened. "Look at this," he yanked her arm and almost sent her head first into the jet (again!) before he pulled back.

"Look at what?!" Becka cried, confused, as she squirmed in his grasp.

"This!" Becka followed his finger and had to squint to see the tiny smudge on the jet's pristine metal frame.

"That? Well, I'll get rid of it now!" Before he could stop her she wiped at the smudge with her forefinger.

"No!! You made it bigger!" The guy yelled, enraged.

Scared, Becka tried to back away, but he kept a firm grip on her arm. "Listen, just give me a rag and I'll clean it up just fine," she pleaded.

"No," he said, turning on her with an evil smirk, "you're going to pay for this."

"Watching from the sidelines, the tall blonde spoke up. "Um, Kyoya? Might I have a word with you?" He gestured with his finger. The black-haired man regretfully let go of Becka and walked over to his friend.

"This better be good," he warned.

"Well, in order for her to pay, perhaps both girls could show us around this commoner's park." Kyoya furrowed his brow. "They could show us how to have fun the commoner's way!" Tamaki finished with a grin.

"Perhaps," Kyoya mused, placing his hand under his chin.

Tamaki grinned and with extravagant grace whirled around to face the girls, grinning broadly. "Girls!" he exclaimed.

There was no answer.

While the two weird (but sexy) guys were huddled together, the two cunning young girls snuck quietly away. They were about 50 feet away before the two boys noticed.

"H-hey! HEY!!!" Tamaki yelled, grabbing Kyoya by the wrist and running after them. "WAIT!!!" Kyoya looked wide-eyed and bewildered for a moment until he saw the two figures running ahead of them. He tore his hand away from Tamaki's grip and began to run alongside his blonde friend.

Upon hearing the blonde's shouts, the two girls picked up the pace, making their way to the street of shops that led to the main entrance. They shoved their way through the growing crowd, earning many disgruntled looks and a few rude gestures. They practically threw their tickets at the bewildered old lady and ran into the park, blowing past a young gentleman holding a camera.

The two boys were hot on their heels, about to go through the ticket booth, when a rather large guy stepped in front of them. They skidded to a halt in front of the guy, who, though a few inches shorter than their tall selves, was a lot more muscled than their skinny butts. He cracked his neck and glared at them. Tamaki gulped and Kyoya nervously adjusted his collar. They stepped behind the…kind gentleman and waited (impatiently) for their turn. By the time they got into the park, the two girls were nowhere to be seen.

A/N: Well, there are the first two chapters (we joined them together since they were uber short). If I (Dave) get to type chapter 3 tonight, I'll post that too, but if not it'll be up tomorrow. Reviews are greatly appreciated!! Oh, and don't forget about the contest!!

Bunn: Disclaimer!!!

Dave: We do not own Kyoya or Tamaki
Bunn: Unfortunately.
Dave: You said it sister…

Bunn: WAH! *cry* um...i need a moment.

Dave: Take all the time you need. In fact, *chokes up* i think i'll join you! WAH!