Death's li'l side kick or I came up with a stupid code name 'Raven' honestly; I got tired of writing death's li'l side kick over and over again, so from now on I'll use my code name.
Duo: why don't you just tell us who you are? (Hangs, a mistletoe) [Decorations going on you know]
Raven: be quite, anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS, this fic includes me too. I wanted it to be posted on 25 December but one day late wouldn't hurt would it?
Wufei: Slacker!
Raven: Oh wow Wufei learnt a new word!
Heero: No mission, no investigation, no nothing! (He cried from behind his laptop)
Raven: Face it Heero, you will be sitting idle this holiday.
Heero: NOOOOOOOO
Wufei: Hey Duo what does Slacker mean anyway?
Duo: -_-* Wufei your hopeless.
Prologue
"Okay Quatre you're cooking" a sigh of relief could be heard.
"Heero you're gonna decorate the door's, Trowa you that window, and Wufei and I'll do the tree" I said giving out the orders.
"Just who are you to push us around and give us orders" Heero snapped, leaning against the wall.
'Let's put it this way, SOLDIER" I said in a militaristic manner, more like Lady Une.
"YOUR MISSION IS ENJOYING YOUR SELF, AND DECORATING THE DOORS. NOW GO! GO! GO!" he scampered off, "Well anyone else"
"Yeah could I decorate Nataku?" Wufei said.
"Sure, no problem inviting a Gundam into holiday festivities" I said. Going into the kitchen, something like lips touched my cheeks, like octopus sucking on something. I let out an ear splitting scream as I saw a braid swish in front of me.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET HIM OFF ME, GET HIM OFF" I cried pushing the infernal being off. My hand, well the side of it, struck the being's chin sending him to the floor.
Raven: O_O*
Duo: X_X
Presenting a Christmas special
It's the season to be destructive lalalalalalalalala
The G-boys and I were decorating Quatre's huge mansion. Duo was tied up in a chair, with bandages on his chin, so that no trouble would encounter us, and possibly no kissing could be done, yeah he was the guilty man, not the Lady's man. I asked for the removal of all mistletoes from the house. He kept pouting and looking around helplessly. Poor guy! Quatre was in the kitchen fixing the Christmas dinner. He agreed to cook on one condition. No Duo! We selected him this time as our taste buds burnt when last time Trowa cooked. He loves Mexican. Our tender taste buds were destroyed once we tested his hot and sour crispy tacos. Quatre would a nice change of pace. As for Duo, we never let him in the kitchen. Heero, Trowa and I were hanging the decorations; I was doing the tree, Trowa the windows and Heero his laptop?
"Hey Heero, get back on the job" I said
"Omae o korosu" He said.
"My someone's really happy" I said sarcastically.
He went back on doing his job, which was the decoration of doors. He mumbled and grumbled and left his laptop after admiring his work.
"So the guest should be here any minute" I said.
"Guests" They all said peeping from their respective places.
"Yeah, don't expect me to spend this holiday cooped up with you guys so I called in some recruits" I said sheepishly trying to ignore the various death glare's, not from Quatre.
"Oh come on! It's only Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Sally, Dorothy"
"DOROTHY" Quatre cried from the kitchen now giving me a death glare too.
"Yeah that's just about all!" I lied, which was clearly written all over my face. And they knew. They knew me darn well.
DING! DONG!
"Hey merry Christmas you guys" Relena, Hilde and Catherine came in saying. They set all of the heaps of presents and more decorations on the floor.
"Looks like this place could use a feminine touch" Relena said. And so the girls including me set to work. Something in Duo's mind clicked, "presents" He thought with a childish grin appearing.
Quatre looked over to see if Duo was okay, he was staring with gleaming eyes on the bright, colourful wrapped boxes. But before the well- meaning Quatre could warn the girls of Duo's sudden attack, he broke through the ropes and yelled
"PRESENTS" he was stopped in mid air by the sight of the cockroach brow.
"Touch them and I'll seduce you" She said dangerously. With a yelp Duo scampered of to the kitchen. The other's sweat dropped as Dorothy was about to begin her maniac laughter.
"Mwahahaah" She went. But before she could do any more harm to our ear drums I told her to stop for the sake of…uh…for the sake of…wait I have to think over this one (ponders) Oh yeah!...for the sake of Quatre, who she blew a kiss to, which left us all sick. As Quatre moaned at the blown kiss, she sighted something above the kitchen door, could it be! Yes it was! There was a God after all, she ran at top speed towards the unfortunate Quatre and smothered him with kisses beneath what, the mistletoe. Duo grinned; Heero looked dangerously at Relena who was smiling at him, mischievously.
"Don't you dare get any ideas" he growled.
"Oh come on, it won't hurt" she said playfully, but Heero had run off…again.
Anyway, Wufei looked nauseated, and went to barf in the bathroom. Trowa had snuck into the kitchen to see what Quatre cooking is tasted like. He took a sip of the hot and sour soup he was making. It was too plain, a dishonour to the great art of hot and sour soup. Just to spice it up he took out a hot Tabasco sauce bottle. He was careful to put in a few…or rather lots of large spoonful of it. He tasted it…
"Perfect" He said with victory, whistling he went away, hands in his pockets, fiddling with the bottle. Dorothy was still…ahem…on Quatre in a way, I came up to pull her of the poor suffocating pilot, really, he was going blue. I finally managed to get her off.
"Next time get a room' I said angrily.
"What a wonderful idea, let's get a room now" She said seductively. (New word I discovered)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He cried running into the kitchen and locking it.
"Dorothy you can…uhg…do what ever you want to after helping us decorate the house" I replied.
"Okay" she said returning to her respective place. We heard a yell from eh far of corner, Heero was hanging upside down by one of the long rope – like – Christmas decoration. Relena had made a trap. Wait a minute. RELENA HAD MADE A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, for Heero, What was becoming of this world?
"RELENA LET ME DOWN NOW!" he yelled into her ears which had no effect on her whatsoever.
"Oh come on it's just a little kiss" she said, fully determined to carry out what Dorothy had done to Quatre.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Heero screamed at the top of his lungs
(A/N: I just love making people scream
Duo (With a sour throat says): why don't you scream for a change
Raven: Well I did in the beginning.
Wufei: You call that a scream
Raven: No I call it a girlish yell
Wufei: Exactly)
Raven: What will happen to Heero, will he survive?
Duo: Well he survived when he detonated his Gundam, so yeah, he's a strong guy
Wufei: Duo when will you learn, being in the company of females can be mentally disorientating and physically harmful.
Raven: Anyway, the most important of all, what will happen to our taste buds, will they survive Quatre's killer cooking
Duo: What do you mean survive killer cooking?
Raven (twiddles thumbs): Oh nothing
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT FAN FIC OF
It's the season to be destructive lalalala….
Wufei: We get it already