Clare: UGH I hate Ms. Dods. I mean she's tots failing me on purpose because I didn't present my paper at that stupid ceremony thing. She was all like, I'm a pusher Clare, I'm a pusher.

Eli: You let it out girl. Write it in the book.

_oOo_

Adam.: CANDY CANES! Ali Bhandari, two for you. Eli Goldsworthy? FOUR for you, Eli Goldsworthy! You go, Eli Goldsworthy. And uh... "Clara" Edwards. Do we have a "Clara" Edwards here?

Clare: It's Clare.

Adam: Oh Clare, here you go, one for you... And none for Fitz, bye.

_ oOo_

Clare: Hey!

Eli: Why were you talking toFitz?

Clare: I don't know, I mean, he's so weird, he just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about switch blades.

Eli: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something aboutFitz. We were best friends last year. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in season ten, I started

hanging out with my new friend Adam, and Fitz was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Adam, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be

like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-guys pool party, I was like, "Fitz, I can't invite you, because I think you're gay." I mean I couldn't

have a gay person at my party. There were gonna be guys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was GAY. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so

retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the spring for season 10, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I

guess he's on switch blades

Yeaaaa I hoped you liked it, I love mean girls quotes hahaa cya~