~MEANWHILE, DOWN IN BABYLON~
"oh baby yeah baby eat the meat bb yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye u so fine." Brian cried out when suddenly a crazed Fag Hag with a bright orange wig and nipps on high high beam came waddling into the backroom.
"YO MADDOG, JUSTAIN'S IN TRUBS."
Brian rolled his eyes "He always is but. Getting bashed in the head. Bitch slapped by his daddeh. Almost raped by the owner of BABYLON. Life sucks for bb justain."
"YEAH BUT ETHAN HAS HIM, METHINKS. I got a video message while I was watching The L Word. And my little Mickybanana is involved too!"
"Fuckinnnnnnnnnnn' Mickey. He's such a douchebag. Even though I've tried to molest him countless times. "
B-dizz and Debbie left Babylon on Debbie's grandma tricycle. Penises flapped in their face and Brian even bit off a few for the ride.
~IN THE DUNGEON~
"What the fuck..."
I woke up to Ethan's dillydally whipping in my face. A sickening tuna smell raped each of my nostrils.
"I can understand Ethan stealing me, and Michael. " I said, turning to Professor BEN BRUCKNER,
"But what have I ever done to you?"
He looked at me, his colossal chin and nose knocking over Mickey as he turned.
"Well, homeboy, You wouldn't let my bb Hunter have sex with Brian. Plus your teeth are huge and quite frankly, you're fucking painful to look at."
I gasped "HUNTER DOESN'T HAVE A DICK AND HE LIKES WOMEN."
Mickey rolled his eyes, "Hunter has a huge dick. Almost as big as Ben's giant nose. I would know..."
"We think that introducing him to pleasure will help him prosper." Ben said, "And don't call me Ben anymore. My name's Lantern Jaw."
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Lantern Jaw's studded dildo flopped around while he talked. It was mesmerising. He was pretty hot, if only his chin and nose didn't hang so low on the ground, and maybe if he had lips.
Suddenly, my nipples began to ache. I groaned in pain. This seemed to delight Ethan.
"Why do my tits hurt?" I yelled. Ethan grinned.
"Why bb justin, you're preggers. WITH A LITTLE VIOLIN PLAYA."
~TO BE CONTINUED~