Phnt0m Boi
He was a boi
She was a gurl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a ghost
She sung 'Dies Irae'-
What more can I say?
He wanted her.
But she'd never tell:
Secretly she wanted him as well.
And all of her friends
Screamed in fear
They got heart attacks when he was near!
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He was a Phnt0m boi she said see ya later boi.
He wasn't good enough for her.
She was beautiful and his face was scarred and torn
And he kept looking down her shirt.
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Five years from now she sings out of key
Raoul's out sailing across the sea
She's all alone, and now life's a bore
But guess who she sees standing at her door?
She cries out his name,
He raises his brow-
"Because you're alone, you want me now?"
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He was a Phnt0m boi she said see ya later boi.
He wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a superstar, been traveling way out far
Showin' pretty face what he's worth…
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Sorry, but pretty face,
You missed out,
Phnt0m boi has phngurls now,
Who will snog him while you pout
They worship his torn face
Kiss his black feet
Play with his cloak
And think he's real neat
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He's just a boi,
We're just Phngurls,
And when he sings to us
It rocks our world!
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We heard of the Phnt0m boi and said see ya later boi
We'll be downstairs after the show
We'll be singing songs he wrote for pretty face
Songs from PotO…
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He's just Erik now
He's thrown out your ring,
And yes pretty face,
He still sings!
We love him now,
So he doesn't have to pretend
To be your Phnt0m boi…
That's where the story ends
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I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it!
I
had 'Sk8er boi' stuck in my head, and I had just ended reading a
phaniphic… a deadly combination, it turns out. I was humming the tune
and had the lyrics in my head when I realized I could bend them to my
whim and make 'phnt0m boi'. No flames. I just did this for fun :D
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Sk8er boi' by Avril Lavigne, nor do I own Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux. Though, I do own Phnt0m boi. Also, I'm sorry if it seemed like I flamed Christine a bit, but I guess my annoyance that she chose Raoul instead of sweet, hot, loyal Erik leaked through… just a tad XD
(PS; Thanks mildetryth and MetalMyersJason for catching my mistake on 'Dies Irae'!)