Chap -1

Mulan-Okikagu

Kagura couldn't believe that the sadistic captain had told her to leave the camp. It wasn't her fault, between the captain's sadistic behaviour and all the cross dressing business ( and not to mention her completely useless silver perm 'Guardian ' and cricket wearing glasses ) she had fallen behind.

Now the girl stood, clutching Sadaharu's lease and watching as the captain's back grew smaller and smaller. Blinking back stupid tears she realised that the only way to stay was to complete one of the sadist's tasks.

She saw the pole at the centre of the training ground, it had stayed where it was since the very first day of training. With a strengthened resolve the redhead took the two weights and waded towards the pole.

As she struggled to climb, the permhead watched, occasionally digging his nose as he drank some stolen strawberry milk. Finally, after her sixth failed attempt he suggested," Why don't you use the weights as leverage instead of a burden".

Kagura nodded, the new found knowledge swirling around in her brain. She looked up, after all the arrow was the goal, now wasn't it.

The redhead took the two weights, swinging them back and forth for a while till she swung them against the wooden pole.

A loud thwack resounded throughout the training camp and the pole fell under the girl's impressive and hereditary strength, the pole falling on the captain's tent ( not that Kagura had done it purposely or anything).

Kagura beamed as she ran towards the tent, accidently stepping on the groaning form under the fallen cloth and with an air of triumph, she retrieved the arrow.

Due to the loud commotion the rest of the camp got up too. Many cheering and hooting for their comrade's feat ( whether it was for retrieving the arrow or stepping on the sadistic captain who had tormented them for so long, one did not know).

Okita got up, tearing the cloth of his tent with his sword, and saw the scene before him. Well what do you know, the scrawny smug piggy knew something.

The sadist congratulated Kagura patting her backside with a little too much force. " Good job kid, but remember when you cut the pole ensure that it falls not on your captain but on the enemy, like Hijikata san over there" he said to Kagura's now fallen form.

" The hell! ", the scribe shouted in his mayo print pyjamas, " Why is everyone acting like this is normal, the purpose was to climb not to destroy the pole! ".

But no one listened to him and instead Okita tried to shoot Hijikata with a bazooka.

*The End*

Hi, this is my first fic, so for those of you who still haven't gotten it, this is basically like a bunch of one-shot of scenes of different movies of books featuring gintama couples with its own sweet twist.

You guys are welcome to give suggestions for other chapters and I'll do it if I know of the movie/book/anime.