Gehab and how his ass got torn open

One lovely day daddy geebs decided to lay down his work and take off a few days to relax from all of the video-editing. So there he is outside on his swedish meatball porch, drinking vodka and ripping the fattest bong hit you could ever imagine, but then all of a sudden he heared a lovely voice:

"Geeeeehaaaaaaaab. Prepaaaareeee youuuuur aaaaaaaanuuuuuuuus."

It was Comix the mentally ….. uuuh "special" dude.

"No it can't be!" The lord said to himself. "The last Comix died years ago."

Throwing back his hair with a swift whip of his head comix appeared in front of him. Gehab baerly recognized his face after all these years. Blonde hair, black lipstick and a pair of silver porn glasses. That could only be comix.

"YES 'tis I, comix from the far land of memeoria. I hath come to tear up your rear end, and maybe, if tht is not a problem, take a hit on that sick bong o yours."

Confused and blushing gehab looked down at his feet, trying to avoid comix eyes.

"Where….. where have you been?" he finally asked after what had seemed to be an eternety.

"Me? Oh! I was just banging the hot chicks of my meme-harem, but even with so many traps to fuck, I could never get you out of my head."

A slight smile ran over geebys face as he heared those words.

"So, shall we?" Asked comix as he pulled out a pack of extra large trojan condoms.

"I…. Im not sure." responded gehab blushing. "I have never done this before..."

"Oh fear not my dude today daddy is going in dry."

He grabbed the bong by the shaft with one hand while pulling down gehabs pants with the other.

"Here I come" he shouted as he, more or less, painlessly inserted the bong into his asshole.

"screaming of pain daddyhab began to moan, if it wasn't so embarresing he would have said he liked it.

Shortly before both climaxed comix ripped out the bong and smashed it over gehabs head.

"lol he dead."

moments before fainting gehab held on to a table on the porch and looked at comix in betrail. But all he could hear and see was this:

Comix sat down in his chair leaned back an whispered:

"but can you do this?"

gehab screamed "NOOOO HE TOUCHE MY SPHAGHETT" , took a knife stabbed first comix and than himself. With his last breath he whispered

"no not the sphaghett, touching the sphaghett is unforgivable"

and then they all died

lol

dearly, toast.