A/N I do not own The Legend of Zelda, but I wish I did. This story is based off Z5, OoT, #1 game of 1998, etc.

It was a sunny day in Kikori Forest, and Link was waking up. He sighed, and got out of bed. When he went outside, he saw Mido with his big fat idiotic companions waiting at the ledge to spring him. They were in broad daylight, with lots of people watching, including Saria. They had tried this at least a billion times (This DOESN'T include noon, evening, or night.), and they only succeeded the first time. He sighed as they again were faked out, and THIS time Mido's left arm was broken.

He went over to Saria's house, where Saria was patiently waiting for him. They were best friends, because Mido and his gang were always thinking of him as an outsider. She was currently closing a book called, 'How to wait patiently for a best friend to come over to your house and do fun things'. (All there was in there was the word 'wait' over and over and over and over and over and over and...well, you get the point.)

"Link! You're finally here!" she screamed, as she ran towards him. "I need to tell you something that you may find interesting."

"What's that?" asked Link.

"The day you came here...the day I found you...You were only a baby. There was a blonde adult here too, but she had been stabbed in the back with a very sharp weapon. We all called her 'the hero', for bringing you to Kikori Forest. That is, everyone except for Mido. He was jealous for you getting all of the attention. He wanted revenge on you." she paused, and Link was listening very closely.

"What did he do?" asked Link.

"Well," said Saria," He stuck you up in a tree, where nobody would ever look to find you. He stuck you in the Great Deku Tree's leaves. When nobody found you, we all panicked. When all hope was lost, I went to the Deku Tree to see if he had an answer to it all. That's when I saw that you were in the branches. When we all got you down, Mido wasn't there to help. That's why you don't get any appreciation from him."

There was a long silence, until he heard a thump outside. Saria went up to check what was there, and she saw Mido running away, laughing. She looked up, and she saw a rock right above her door, balanced carefully so that it would hit somebody if they tried to leave. Saria kicked the wall, and it dropped. She was about to set it down, when Link said, "No, give it to me. I have a plan."

minutes later

Mido is walking into his house, when he suddenly bumped his shoulder on the doorway on accident. A rock fell on his head, and he was knocked out. "Good plan Link." complimented Saria.

"Don't thank me!" said Link. "It was all Mido's idea!"

A/N I hope this was funny. P L E A S E - Review if you can. Linkorz