LOL my first fanfic. so plz be nice?

dont worry though..i wont make it sucky-like and there will be humor every-so-and-then..k?oh yeah...manga spoiler warnings!so u have been warned!lol

ooookkkk..um..pretend that Sasuke came back from weeks and weeks from ..er..killing Itachi..i guess..and Team Hebi..well..they went with sasuke with Konoha and about Karin!she died..so there!hah!!!lets just say that Sakura beated her to a pulp..lol

disclaimer-i do not own naruto, the characters, or any of the songs i use in this fanfiction

"Talking"

'thoughts'

"inner'

"song"

Ages------------

Sasuke-19

Sakura-19

Naruto-19

Hinata-18 1/2(dont ask why)

Ino-19

Shikamaru-19

Neji-20

Tenten-20

etc.

It was a nice, sunny morning in Konoha..or so it seems..

A pink haired girl was walking down the Konoha streets looking at all the happy..peaceful people. Her pink shoulder-length hair was flowing peacefully in the Summer breeze. While she (guess who?yeah..it's Sakura!duh) was walking she felt herself bumping into something..or someone.

"ahhh..gomen nasai..i didn't mean to-"

"hn..watch where your going Sakura" replied Sasuke..YES! THE Uchiha Sasuke was the one that Sakura Haruno, The Sakura Haruno, former apprentice THE 5th Hokage and slug sannin..aaannnd BEST medic-nin in Konona, bumped intoTHE Sasuke(sorry..i should stop now..lol)

"...oh..it's you..Sasuke..gomen..i..wasn't looking," said Sakura "what are you doing here?"

"hn"

"-sigh- what does 'hn' even mean?" said Sakura

"hn.."

"whatever..i gotta go to Tsunade-sama's office now..ja ne.." replied Sakura, walking past Sasuke.

"..."

'ZOOMMMG!!Geez!!you missed your chance!!" screamed Inner Sakura

'What the hell..i though i got rid of you..," said Sakura "and what does 'i missed my chance' mean..?'

'-sigh- I have to tell you everything!dont I!?! What i meean is that you missed your chance to actually 'flirt' with THE Sasuke!!'

i told you..i DON'T and i repeat DON'T like Sasuke anymore!!'

'reeaally..weelll..im you..so i KNOW that deeeep deep ,deeeeeeeeeeep down..you STILL looove Sasuke!and besides..you can't keep secrets from me!!annnd that's what he 'wants' you to think!!'

riiight..-sigh-(lots of 'sighing' today!lol) you..you miight be..-gulp- right..i guess..but Sasuke doesn't even care i bet'

'oh yeah!?!?then why did he come back to Konoha!?!HUH?HUH?HUUH!??!'

'CUZ!!CUZ HE FELT LIKE IT!!THATS WHY!!LEAVE.ME.ALONE!'

'-gulp- ok fine..whatever..see ya outer me'

Sakura, who was currently STILL walking to the hokage's office, was thinking..'what...if..Sasuke liked me..?nahh..that will NEVER happen..-sigh-' ..poor Sakura..

"finally i get to tower.." Sakura pushed through the doors and said some greetings to some of the nurses..liike 'hey' or 'ohayo minna' or something like that

Knock, Knock

"come in.." said Tsunade, currently..well..drinking lots of sake "oh.. Sakura, i was expecting you"

Sakura looked at her sensei who was surprisingly, NOT sleeping on her desk muttering stuff like, '..get away from me!noooo!!not..not..BARNEY!! oh the torture!!' or something about pervs and her precious sake, or she would be slacking off and have poor Shizune do all her paperwork

"umm..Tsunade-sama..i was wondering if i had any files or patience i need to tend to" said Sakura

"Sakura..come..closer.." said a slighty-drunk Tsunade

Confused, Sakura came closer

"Clos..er.."

Sakura stepped closer

"my..dear..dear..dear..dear..dear..dear..dear..dear..Sakura..i..need to tell you..something.."

"errr.."

"i have...a IMPORTANT mission for you..," said Tsunade, speaking in a serious tone "i want you..to...burn all of the Barney dvds..and.."

Sakura, who was listening veery carefully, only sweat-dropped at her sensei

"Tsunade-sama..um.. what is exactly..'Barney' you speak of?" said Sakura(zomg..Sakura doesn't know what BARNEY is!)

"-sigh- never mind that Sakura..your real mission..is to..go pack-up and wait for some random people i talked to earlier!"

"what..the..hell..?" said Sakura

"do you wanna go pack?or watch a little something called..'Barney'?"

"eeer..." poor Sakura..she was thinking about..what to choose. Watch this 'Barney' Tsunade speaks of?Or go pack up and- wait..pack..up?

"ano..Tsunade-sama..what do you mean when you say 'Pack up'? Are we having another mission?" said Sakura, now sitting on a chair

"you will soon find out my young grasshopper" said Tsunade, talking in a..wise old man-like voice

"eerrr..ok..then..i'll um..see you soon then. Ja ne"

"WAAIT!!Sakura!" screamed Tsunade "remember to bring your summer clothes!!(like the one sakura wore in naruto the 3rd movie..except shes a lil older)"

Sakura,who's hand was on the door knob, turned around and nodded her head.As she walked through the hall, she wondered..'why summer clothes?it's not like im going on a vacation or something..am I?'

-At the Konoha gates with Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Ino, and Shikamaru-

"ooiii!!forehead!" screamed a loud, noisy blonde, who Sakura knew as Ino. Her purpleslighty revealing clothes shone in the bright, hot Sun. She had a dark purple bag next to her

"hey Ino-pig. Do you know where we're going?" asked Sakura.Her bright, pink locks shone in the Sun. She had a pink bag next to her legs.

"nope..Tsunade never told me..."

"u-uh..ano..i-i think i know where we're going.." stuttered Hinata. Her dark, long purple/black her was blowing softly in the cool breeze.

"oh?really? where?" said Sakura and Ino at the same time.

"um..w-well..i..overheard Tsunade-sama said s-something about a..a v-v-vacation to...to a place called Hawaii.."

"OOMMMMGGG!!," squeled Ino "i've hear about that place!!i heard it's a PARADISE!zomg i NEED to thank Tsunade for this!!!"

"hmm..Hawaii, eh?," said Sakura and Tenten

-1 hour later, all of them, except Sasuke and Neji, who were leaning on a shady tree, was talking about Hawaii and who would take them and stuff-

Kakashi randomly appeared in a 'poof' and waved normaly.He looked at all the nin and sighed. On his left side was Temari from Sand.

"oi" said Kakashi.

"??Kakashi-sensei..Temari-chan..what're doing here?" asked TenTen, looking back an forth at Kakashi and Temari.

"hm..judging by the look on your faces, you probally all know that your going on a vacation to Hawaii, ne?" said Kakashi, having the bored, masked up expression on his face.

"hai" chanted all the nin, except Temari

"soo..im the one thats suppose to take you all to the airport. Sorry i was 30 minutes late i was -

"STUCK ON THE ROAD OF LIFE( is that how it goes?) WE ALL KNOW!!" said Naruto and Sakura

Kakashi, who ignored what they said, just continued, "picking up Temari-san from Suna.Tsunade asked me to take all of you to an airport near here. You'll be staying there for 3 weeks."

"really?3 weeks?!EHHH!!," screamed Ino "i'm alreay excited!!!"

"o..k..then..follow me everyone" said Kakashi

----near the airport(lol..i like going to the airport!!its fun..)...which is somewhere--

"ok everyone this is the shuttle. From here on you will wait for the shuttle to pick you up and then take you to the airport. Remember to take all of your bags and REMEMBER, people around here never actually ever seen a'real' ninja before.So NO jutsus and weapons.Only use them if your about to be rapped by someone..but besides that, you know the rules.Got that?"

"hai"

"k.Good.I'll be leaving now, so Ja ne." said Kakashi, leaving with a 'poof'

Everyone sat on the bench, waiting for the shuttle to come take them to the airport...O..k?Awkward silence. ----15 minutes later---

Then, finally, the shuttle came. Every hopped on the..er shuttle and put their bags on the cart/shelve/luggage carrier and sat down.

A few minutes later, they arrived at the airport. They got their luggage and got out, waiting for everyone else. They walked to a looonnng line and waited till they got into the building. Later, they walked into yet another long line. Which was the line to the x-ray. Pretty soon, they had to go to another line..and another..

FINALLY, when they were standing near the plane..somebody HAD to scream like a maniac.

"ZOMGGG!!ITS A MONSTER!!NOOO!!WORSE!!ITS..ITS..GODZILLA!!!!RUN AWAY I TELL U!!" screamed Naruto, frantically running around in circles screaming , 'SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!' like a girl.He was pretending to grab a fake katana and swinging it around the air, screaming "DIE DIE DIE , YOU MONSTER!"

"-sigh- he will never learn..will he?" said Ino

Naruto, who was about to say 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu', was cut off and pulled into the so-called-monster. Soon, everyone sat on the plane, looking out the little window. Sasuke was sitting next to Sakura, Neji was sitting next to Tenten, and so on.

"Attention passengers, we will be taking flight in about 5 more minutes. Please put on your seatbelts and soon, refreshments will come. Enjoy your flight to Hawaii" said the pilot person.

----skipping time..say 12 1/2 more hours?-----Basically no one was doing anything, but if you look closely, you could see Sasuke glancing at Sakura from time to time

All of the girls, who were sleeping on their shoulder partner's shoulder, were woken up from the plane landing.

"Attention all passengers, welcome to the Honolulu, Hawaii!" the pilot said, " Please keep your seatbelts on untill the plane comes to a complete stop, please do not forget your luggage and exit out safely. Thank you for flying in (insert airline name there. i couldn't think of any besides the LAX one)

"Lets go everybody!!" screamed Ino, walking in the plane's corridor( A/N: you know..the huge, long tube like thing where you enter to go in the plane?)

Everyone else, who was grabbing their luggage out of the storage compartment, walked in the corridor.They all walked side-by-side.

"yay!let the vacation.BEGIN!!" screamed all the girls

The eight stepped out from the airport, looking for a taxi, that can hold eight people. Sadly, after 30 minutes there was no luck, so Sasuke insisted on renting a car(a really big one) at Rent-a-car-for-people-who-don't-have-rides, who LUCKLY, was ...right across the airport?Strange. After they made a deal on renting an eight seater, all of them were on their way to their hotel. Which i have not thought of yet, because i have not been to Hawaii before. They were arguing on which song to listening to.

"NO!!!THIS SONG!" screamed the girls

"NEVEER!" screamed the guys, except Sasuke, who was driving(pretend he knows how?)

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!DO ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!!!!" scream Sasuke, who was rubbing his temples

"hmph. fine mister i-must-avenge-my-clan-because-im-a-avenger-bastard..."said Sakura

"hn. Sakura and Naruto get to do it. Whoever wins gets to choose the song"

"fine" said Sakura and Naruto.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Naruto's fist revealed Paper, while Sakura's revealed Scissors.

"OH YEAH!IN YO FACE!" screamed Naruto, who sadly did not understand the game.

"YO MOMMA'S FACE!!" screamed all of the girls.

"errr...Naruto you didn't win..scissors beat paper" said Temari( you thought i forgot about her?)

"ooooo..really..?i thought that paper beats scissors because they cut them.."

"..."

"whatever..huddle up girls!" said Sakura

All of the girls huddled up into a circle, whispering stuff like, 'omg!i love that song!lets do that one!ok!?" all the girls nodded their heads and turned on the radio

They were listening to Fergalicious by Fergie (listen to it to see how it goes)

Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am

Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it

The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

[Verse 1 - Fergie

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo

you could see me, you can't squeeze me

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

I got reasons why I tease 'em

Boys just come and go like seasons

[Hook 1

Fergalicious (Fergalicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2

Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo

Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)

I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E

And can't no other lady put it down like me

[Hook 2

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[Vamp

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey

It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Rap - Fergie

All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my

(uuhh)

I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man

And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

Cuz' they say she

[Hook 3

Delicious (So delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the...

Finally, the song ended.

"Ehhh..that song was..ok..but it's nothing compared to this..trouble..some..-sigh-" said Shikamaru

"OMG!!I LOVED THAT SONG!!I DIDNT KNOW THAT BRITTNEY SPEARS COULD SING THAT WELL!!!!" screamed Naruto

Everyone sweatdropped on what he said

"omg..Naruto..well..i have to tell you..ITS NOT FROM BRITTNEY SPEARS!YOU RETARD!!FERGIE SANG IT!!" screamed Ino

"ooohhh..heh-heh..my bad.."

Shikamaru, who sat next to Sasuke, put on the song the boys wanted to listen to.

Crawling by Linken Park( im sure everyone knows it..)

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal

fear is how I fall

confusing what is real

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface

consuming/confusing

this lack of self-control I fear is never ending

controlling/I can't seem

to find myself again

my walls are closing in

(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)

I've felt this way before

so insecure

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal

fear is how I fall

confusing what is real

discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me

distracting/reacting

against my will I stand beside my own reflection

it's haunting how I can't seem...

to find myself again

my walls are closing in

(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)

I've felt this way before

so insecure

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal

fear is how I fall

confusing what is real

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal

fear is how I fall

confusing confusing what is real

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface

consuming/confusing what is real

this lack of self-control I fear is never ending

controlling/confusing what is real

"eerr...ok..loud.." said Tenten

"yah.." said Sakura

"hn..whatever...we're here.."

They FINALLY arrived at the (insert hotel's name) Hotel.

"excuse me, we need some rooms" said Ino

"Gladly, how many would you need?" said the..er..person who was at the front desk

"hmmm..uh..2 please. A room for girls, 5 bedrooms, and a room for the guys, 4 beds"

"ok, ill give each of you a card then. Please sign here..and here..and here.Ok..thanks. The girls' room will be C132 and the guys will be C133. Enjoy your stay in Hawaii"

"Thanks" said Ino, giving everyone their room cards, the boys were black, and the girls were pink( my fav. colors. XD).

Once they were in their rooms, they unpacked and fell on their beds, and slept, forgetting about dinner

OMG! how was it?sorry if there was like..no humor..T.T gomen..there will be humor in the next chapters..but right now i need some sleep and some ideas!!dont worry!i'll dream about it!!lol ill update every..2-3 days?sorry..