Just a random one shot.
Brittana, Finchel, Faberry, Tike, Bartie, Puckleberry, Samtana, Fuinn. Basically most of the couples possible LOL.
"Why are we doing this again?"
"To see if I am not the only gay in the school Mercedes."
"This is a little pervy if you ask me."
"Nobody was asking you brother."
"Who cares, two hot girls are in there having sex. Say my Jewish princess how about you, Quinn a-"
"Don't even finish that sentence Puckerman."
"Sorry Lauren you know you're the only girl for me, but can you blame me for trying?"
"If anybody is having a threesome it should be me, my girlfriend and my ex."
"You are both gross."
"I agree with Quinn.. wait? Are you having a fantasy about it? FINN!"
"Ow! Sorry Rach."
"Shh! It sounds like they've hit the piano."
"Kurt, my creepy best friend, why are you excited about those two doing the nasty? That's just... Eww."
"Sounds like Santana is getting to second bass. Oh so hot."
"Why Santana? Seriously what does Santana have that I don't?"
"Your joking right? she's maybe a bitch but damn she's hot. She soon made me forget about the trouty mouth incident with that tongue. Oh God."
"Guys are so frustrating. You are all idiots."
"And you've dated most of them girl."
"SANTANA."
"..."
"Did Brittany jus-"
"Oh yeah."
"So Hot."
"Mailman, mailman."
"Finn!"
"Oh Brit."
"On second thoughts, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. I feel sick."
"I think i've become gayer Merce. If that's possible."
"Hey guys maybe we should go?"
"Rachel's right. Finn look like he's constipated. Ugh again why oh why did I date any of these blumbering idiots?"
"Tina we need to go as well, but your coming to my house."
"What? No way am I having sex with you today! You'll probably end up picturing Brittany and Santana."
"Will you all shut up! My girls are getting to the good part."
"Noah, they are not YOUR girls."
"Puckerman you are definitely not getting any tonight!"
"But-"
"No buts!"
"Babe!"
"No!"
"I have needs!"
"And I don't give a damn."
"Owned."
"Shut it wheels."
Suddenly the choir doors opened, causing the Glee kids to tumble into the room and on to the floor. As they gazed up, they were met with a furious Latina and beaming ditzy blond.
"Have you all been spying on us?"
Rachel quickly picked herself up from on top of Puck."No." She answered quickly before half carrying, half dragging a dazed Finn Hudson out of the room. Tina, Mike, Artie and Mercedes hot on their tail as they too denied that they were in fact perving on the two.
Santana grew impatient as the rest failed to move and began rapidly taping her foot against the floor."Well.." She said narrowing her eyes at the people left.
Quinn huffed as she wiped the imaginary dirt off her jeans."About time." she muttered before walking out.
Sam pulled himself up and held a hand out for Noah to grab, trying desperately to avoid the Latina's gaze. The two blurted out their answers before running out after the rest of the Gleeks. Santana only managed to catch words like 'So hot.' 'They forced me into it.' 'late for guitar practice.' as she turned her attention to the last person; Kurt.
"I'm so happy for you two." He squealed clapping his hands together as he jumped up and down. Brittany soon copying his actions."Congratulations!" He smiled before practically skipping out of the room.
The tanned girl shook her head at her team mates behaviour before turning around to face a smiling Brittany Pierce.
"Your out."
She nodded."I am."
The grin grew even larger as the blond leaned in and captured her bottom lip with her teeth."That means we can be together now right?"
Santana nodded a little against Brittany's lips and sighed contently as they parted, a dazed expression clouding her features."I love you."
The ditzy blond pecked her on the lips in return."I love you too girlfriend."
Very random. But I was bored:)