A Home Alone Poem

Twas the night before christmas

Or any other time of night

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a light was switched on at this time of night

The coast is clear this house looks ready to be robbed

But that's what you think when your a little boy alone on christmas

Home alone with nothing to do enjoying the peace and quiet

Now the once peace and quiet has been broken

All thanks to goofy criminals who loves to rob empty somewhat houses

But to their horror the house is not empty but full of traps planted by some little kid

Now they are the laughing stock of the criminal community