Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, that property rightfully belongs to Kazuki Takahashi.

Title: "You Caught My Eye."

Author: GlassStainedTears

Genre: Humor/Romance/Parody

Rating: M (kids don't need to be reading this sort of stuff)

Summary: "Those long legs, that chestnut hair, those cerulean orbs. She's a babe!"

We bring our story to a group of college students as laughter encircled the group of friends. We join their conversation.

"Alright c'mon Jou! Tell us!" A small girl replied.

"Yeah! You've been drooling all day! A tall man with brown hair, his arm around the previous girl's waist, appearing to be her boyfriend.

"And it appears your pants have gotten tighter." A shorter boy giggled.

"YUGI!" Jounouchi cried, which made the surrounding people laugh as well.

"Well? What is it?" The young girl leaned forward, getting restless.

Jounouchi leaned back in his seat, gazing up at the ceiling. "Oh, where do I start?"

"How about the beginning?" The taller man suggested in which he recieved a glare from the other.

"Honda stop picking!" The girl scolded gently.

"Yeah, the way you two argue it'll be the year 2322 before we hear what caught Jou's eye," Yugi smirked.

"Not what, who." The girl corrected him.

Yugi rolled his eyes, "whatever."

"ANYWAYS," Jou continued on. "I was in the mall to get some stuff and there she was by the lingere store."

"OK, wait, did you just think she's sexy because she was looking at sexy underwear?" The girl asked.

"NO!" Jou sighed disapointedly, "your bro ain't that bed, Shiz!"

"Alright, I believe you."

"You could've fooled me." Honda replied, which recieved another glare.

This time, Shizuka punched him in the arm. "I told you to stop picking!"

"Go on," Yugi urged with his cheek resting on the bottom of his palm.

Jou nodded and a gentle smile appeared on his lips. "You guys know I like tall women. She had wonderous long legs." He grinned even wider, "gorgeous flowing chestnut hair down past her shoulders." He set his chair back down on it's four legs. "And when she turned her head I thought I would die! She has the most beautiful cerulean orbs."

"She sounds beautiful!" Shizuka exclaimed.

"Cerulean orbs, chestnut hair? Come on!" Honda replied.

"Alright let me put it in terms you can understand, dumbass. She's a babe!"

"Alright, alright! Calm down Snow White!"

Jou rolled his yes, turning and away and he froze automatically.

"Jou?" Shizuka questioned.

Yugi blinked, "Jou? What is it?"

Honda nodded in agreement, "Yeah man, what is it?"

Jou rubbed his eyes as if for reassurance and pointed to a girl at the front of the room with the professer.

"I know! He's gorgeous isn't he? And, he's only twenty-seven!" Yugi fanned himself with his hand.

Jour rolled his eyes and shook his head, "NO! NO! NO!" His finger still pointing, "the girl he's talking to! That's her!"

"Long legs, chestnut hair." Honda mumbled to himself.

The girl threw her head back in laughter with the professer.

"Cerulean orbs!" Honda exclaimed, pointing to the girl as well. "She's a babe!"

Jou put his foot on one of the desks, "HEY! BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!"

Honda did the same and pointed accusingly, "LIKE SHE'D EVER GO OUT WITH YOU!"

Shizuka just shook her head and leaned forward over the desk. "Boys," she sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Why don't you get yourself a man, Shizuka-chan?" Yugi asked politely. "Like Prof. Kazuki for instance." Yugi fanned himself again, "Get me a fan because I am melting!"

Shizuka giggled and shook her head once more.

"Excuse me sirs, I couldn't overhear you talking about me." A tall skinny girl replied.

"Long legs." Jounouchi nearly squealed.

"Chestnut hair," Honda whispered.

"Cerulean orbs, " Jou said in a daze.

Honda and Jounouchi squealed, both grinning wide. "SHE'S A BABE!"

The girl giggled and held out a hand with a warm smile. "Sakura and yourselves?"

Jounouchi pushed in front of Honda and held out his hand. "Katsuya Jounouchi here!"

She took his hand delicately. "Nice to meet you."

"Hiroto Honda." He moved in, holding out his hand as well.

Sakura took his hand as well. "My pleasure," she replied and leaned over to the side. "And, who are your friends?"

Jounouchi moved between Shizuka and Yugi. He put a hand on both of their shoulders. "This is my baby sister, Shizuka."

"Nice to meet you." The two girls said simataneously.

"Do you have a brother?" Yugi questioned, before Jounouchi had introduced him.

Jounouchi sweatdropped at the side of his head, and chuckled weakly, "and my best bud, Yugi Motou."

Sakura giggled, and smiled. "I do have a brother, but he is quite a bit years younger than I am."

"Damn!" Yugi cursed quietly.

"Wait! Did you say his name was Yugi Motou?"

Jou nodded, with a huge grin on his face. "Yup! This here, is the legendary King of Games!"

Sakura smiled and held out her hand, "such a pleasure to meet you!"

Yugi smiled gently and shook her hand. "Same."

"I heard about you when Seto Kaiba almost committed suicide just because you wouldn't let him win the duel." She explained.

Yugi immideatly got silent, and began to stare intently at the desk.

"Oh, miss. Please don't mention Duelist Kingdom." Honda informed.

Sakura eyes widen in surprise, "Oh, I apologize. I didn't mean to traumatize your friend."

Yugi shook his head, snapping back to reality. "It's alright. You didn't know any better."

Jou clenched both of his fists, "That no good for nothing SETO KAIBA! Why if he was here right now I'd punch his face in!"

Sakura blinked, and tilted her head to the side, "Oh? Don't like him? Myself, I think he is quite the handsome one."

"Not when I get through with him!" Jounouchi said under his breath.

Sakura smiled gently, "Why don't you prove it to me at dinner tonight?"

"Hey! I'm supposed to..." Jou got cut off as Sakura began to speak again.

"Then go on."

"I'll prove to you that Seto Kaiba is a horrible person at dinner tonight. I'll pick you up at seven."

"I'll be ready. My room is 209." She smiled and placed a kiss on Jounouchi's cheek. "See you then," and she walked out.

Jounouchi squealed and literally jumped up in the air. "YAHOO!" He exclaimed loudly, getting up on the desk and bouncing up and down on it.

"Mr. Jounouchi, I know you don't get dates very often but please don't break my desk while celebrating your victory." Professer Kazuki replied blandly from his desk.

Jounouchi slumped back down into his chair, with his hand on his cheek, "Hmph! Teachers know nothing about love!" Jou replied to himself in a daydream.

A/N: Alrightie. That was the first chapter! How was it? Like it so far? R&R!