A/N: Oh my gosh! Look at this, I'm finally posting again. Because of a few of the changes on here, I can no longer reply to reviews in the chapters, so... I'm starting a forum for this story and it's subsequent related stories that will come after I've finished posting this one. The forum will be managed by me and my friend exquisiteagony, who co-wrote this story with me. If you have any questions, feel free to post them there. First part of this chapter was all me, the rest was both of us. You may find that the writing style is a little different than my usual; side-effect of co-writing (something I haven't done often.) The story is AU after the events of OOTP, save for the fact that we just couldn't keep Sirius out of it, so he is alive in this story. You may spot the odd reference that we inserted from HBP, but they will be minor at most.

Oh, by the way, this story will contain slash. If you don't like, don't read it; if you decided to flame me you are warned that it will be ignored and possibly laughed at.

Pairings: HP/DM, RL/SB, SF/BZ, and others to be named later on, though those are the only slash ones.

Summary: When three Canadian teenagers transfer to Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, chaos erupts among the Gryffindor and Slytherin's, causing a great number of shocking events during the year. Rated for lots of swearing.

Disclaimer. We don't own any of the characters from Harry Potter. Kitza, Jazzy, and Carma are essentially based off the two of us and our best friend. The family pets are mine, sort of.

Chapter 1: The Letter

Kitza was watching one of her all time favourite movies, Lord of the Rings, yet again. If anyone asked her, she wouldn't be able to tell you how many times she had watched it. The trilogy happened to be one of her favourite movies. She had dreamt of being an elf for quite a few years, and would have loved to have been one of those girls dropped into Middle-Earth, but anyway, that's not what this story is about.

Just as it was getting to the part where Haldir died, an owl flew through the open back door and into the living room. Kitza watched in shock, as it flew around the house (scaring her sister's budgie) and came towards her. The owl settled on the coffee table beside her, but not for long, as her family's dog, Loki, came bounding in and aim himself running at the owl.

"LOKI! STAY!" She commanded to the Golden Retriever only feet away from her. The dog didn't listen. As he came closer to her, she stood up, grabbed his collar, and pulled him away, leading him into the kitchen. She then kicked him back outside into the backyard, and put the small cardboard barricade in front of the door, knowing that it would keep him outside, as he is afraid to jump over anything.

She then walked back into the living room, and walked to where the owl was standing. It didn't shy away from her as she thought that it might. She was a little suspicious of the bird, as owls are usually night creatures, and this one was travelling around during the day, but then again, bears raided the garbage cans in the area, so you never could know.

She then noticed a piece of paper grasped in the owl's talons. As she reached towards the paper, the owl shifted its balance and held out its leg to her as if it was handing her the paper. 'That's odd,' she thought as she grabbed the paper.

It was then that she noticed that the paper she held was, in fact, a letter. As she turned it over, she noticed that it was addressed to her. It was fashioned with an official wax seal, which impressed her, and also got her curiosity going.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards)

Dear Ms Rayne

We are pleased to inform you of your transfer to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from your previous school. Enclosed with this letter is a list of necessary books and equipment. Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl no later than 31 July.

If you so choose to transfer, you will be sent a portkey that will take you to the Leaky Cauldron where a room has been reserved for you until you are to leave for the school.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress

"Oh...my...gosh! This is amazing!" Kitza had known she was a witch since she had been eleven, but had been taking private lessons, because she wanted to still go to a normal muggle school, where she lived in Canada. She knew that two of her other friends were witches, and she suddenly realized how much she was going to miss them, if she went to England to go to Hogwarts. Then she realized just how jealous the two of them were going to be. She and her friends had kept themselves up to date with the events of the war against Voldemort, and they knew that Harry Potter had just defeated him last year. Kitza knew that Harry would be going into his seventh, and final, year at Hogwarts, and she would be going into her seventh year as well. Her friends both liked Draco Malfoy, and they were going to be so jealous that she was going to be going to school with him, and she knew that there was a bit of a chance that she could end up in Slytherin, but then again, she could end up in Gryffindor and he would probably hate her. Oh well, at least she would still be at the same school.

"This is friggin' awesome, I should call Carma and Jazzy! Hmm. I think Carma might be at work, so I'll call Jazzy first." She said as she picked up the phone and dialled Jazzy's phone number. It rang a couple of times before she heard a click.

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

"Hello?" Jazzy said as she picked up the phone.

"Hey Jazzy. I've got good news for you, and I think you'll be jealous." Kitza said in a sing-song voice.

"... Ok... What kind of news?" Jazzy asked, her voice laced with confusiosity.

"Guess what? I'm going to England next year for school!" The dark haired girl answered. She was purposely trying to be vague, and she was a little worried about her friend's reaction to the news.

"What the fuck for?" Jazzy asked wildly from the other end. England was half way around the world.

"Let's just say that I'm going to be going to school with someone that's going to make you jealous." Kitza said with a chuckle.

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!! Gale Harold's gonna be there?" Jazzy asked excitedly, clapping her hands.

"What the fuck? No..." Kitza replied.

"Way to squash my spirit Kitza, thanks." Jazzy said slipping into a nearby chair. "Who is it?"

"Two words. Draco Malfoy."

"Oh holy shit dude!!! I'm goin' to Hogwarts too!!!! Oh snap!!! That's so fuckin' awesome!!!" Jazzy shouted into the phone. She stood from her chair and began jumping around her living room.

"Yeah you're gonna be jeal...wait, what? Sweet!" Kitza replied excitedly.

"This is gonna be so great. Not only do I get to meet hunky Draco Malfoy, but you'll be there to share the experience. It's gonna be awesome. I never thought this would happen...um... wait! What about Carma?" Jazzy asked, stopping her maniacal jumping and sitting back down.

"Um... I dunno. I called you first 'cause I thought Carma might be at work." Kitza replied.

"Well... I dunno if she's working, but we could three way call her and see if she's home." Jazzy suggested.

"Okay. Call away." Kitza said with a curious smirk.

"Okay hold on I'm gonna do it." Jazzy said hanging up on Kitza for a second. She dialled Carma's number and then added Kitza to the conversation when it started ringing.

"Hello?" Carma's voice rang through.

"Oh my god Carma. We have great fantabulous news!" Jazzy said clapping excitedly.

Kitza chuckled. On her end of the line she was also clapping excitedly and also bouncing slightly in her chair.

"Oh, what kind of news?"

"I just told you it was 'fantabulous' news!" Jazzy said happily.

"Ok... what's the news about?" Carma asked, yawning on her end of the phone.

"Guess who we get to meet?" Kitza said excitedly, hoping that Jazzy would get the idea.

"Who?" Carma asked.

"Jazzy, on the count of three. One, two, three..."

"Draco Malfoy!!!" Jazzy and Kitza responded together; Jazzy, however, was screeching.

"What? How?" Carma asked dumbfounded.

"Oh...my...god. How do you think? We're going to Hogwarts next year!" Kitza responded.

"Oh! Ya I'm going too" Carma replied.

"What?!?!?! Why the fuck didn't you call me????" Jazzy yelled

"Wasn't that big a deal."

"The fuck it wasn't. Meeting Draco Malfoy is like the biggest deal ever... next to meeting Gale Harold of course." Jazzy said rationally.

Kitza shook her head. Her friend's odd obsession with Draco Malfoy amazed her sometimes. "I'm with Jazzy, only because I thought I was going to have to survive ten months without two of my best friends."

"Oh, I wasn't worried about that. I could care less if you guys were there or not. Having Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Blaise Zabini, and Ron Weasley around would be heaven enough for me." Jazzy said sighing dreamily.

"Jazzy, you and your obsessions with Malfoy and Weasley. I wonder what houses we'll be in. Then again, maybe I don't have to wonder... you two are definitely Slytherin material. Which will probably mean that Ron's going to hate you Jazzy." Kitza replied with a smirk.

"I'll tell you something, I'd better be in Slytherin, or I'll leave. I'm not even joking. And Ron could never hate me. I'm too fucking gorgeous for that to happen." Jazzy replied.

"Jazzy, he'll still hate you. He hates all Slytherins." Carma rationalised.

"Yeah. It'll be funny, though. My god, I can't wait. This is gonna be so much fun!" Kitza replied randomly.

"Ya especially when they see what's hit them." Jazzy said rubbing her hands together evilly.

"Ya I can't wait either. I hope the mirrors are bigger there." Carma said.

"Dude they talk to you there." Jazzy said helpfully.

TBC...

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