A/N- I was reading this interview with David Tennant and he said he likes to fart before he performs his scenes. Yuck, TMI! Next time you watch Doctor Who and start thinking about he's so hot, think about how he probably stinks too. Yuck again! Anyway, that's where I got the idea for this story.

"Silent and Deadly"

With a jolt, a slide, and a loud rumble, the TARDIS landed at its latest destination. Rose, grasping the console in case they weren't done sliding, yelled across the room to the Doctor, "So where are we this time?"

"No need to shout!" he screamed back. "We're on Azioagradasterius, home of the most beautiful sunrises and sunsets to be found anywhere!"

It sounded appealing, certainly far more so than any of their recent stops. Cautiously Rose loosened her grip on the console and repeated, "Aziz- Azio- Aziograd- "

"Azioagradasterius," the Doctor repeated. "Hard to wrap your clumsy human tongue around, I know."

Rose stuck out said tongue at him. "Yeah, whatever." Then she ran towards the inner corridor.

"Hey, where are you going?" the Doctor called. "Next sunset's in eight minutes."

"Just gonna get my camera," Rose assured him, pausing. "I'll only be a minute."

"Your camera?"

Rose shrugged. "Yeah, I know it sounds kinda dumb. I mean, how could I ever forget the places we see? But my mum doesn't really understand it all, and if I could show her something pretty for once, something that's familiar, maybe she wouldn't worry about me so much. Besides, I don't write home often enough."

The Doctor waved her away. "Off you go, then. But hurry!"

Obediently Rose sprinted to her room, grabbed her camera from the box in which it rested, and ran back to the control room. The Doctor stood at the open door leading outside the TARDIS. She skidded to a stop beside him, grinning. "That fast enough for you?" A second later, her grin faded and her nostrils flared. Ewww! she thought. She glanced at the Doctor, who didn't seem to notice anything wrong. The smell was growing stronger. How could it not bother him. Rose wrinkled her pert little nose in disgust. "Doctor, this planet stinks. What's that awful smell?!?"

He grinned happily and held out his hand. "Oh, that was just my fart. Ready to go now?"

tbc