Early in the morning once upon a time. Wang Pang awoke to find something was awrie. He looked to his left looked to his right but no dick could be found. He felt a huge pain in his arse. The only suspect his secret lover Jesus. Jesus was an old wrinkly man with sun baked skin and a glare that could turn a dog to dust. He looked down at the foot of his bed and found his son Geraldo-Geeni in a gimp suit. He looked into his sons eyes as he was crying, Wang knew what he had done. Wang feared he had given his son an under the sheet foot hug. Unfortanitly his supspiciouns were wrong when GG whispered "Daddy when will my ass stop hurting?". When he finished Man-handly the worlds most famous boxers popped out from under the bed and furiously rammed his boxing gloved fist up GG's tender young gentle boy hole. The young boy squeals in horror with tones of pain and pleasure as the fist gets deeper into his dark moist abbys. Just then sexy Grangran emerged from the sheets of the bed with a disturbed face only a homosexual nome from the getto would know. Jesus in a frightened expression began to scream and carged Grangran with the strap-on that was preyed from Wangs ass second before "hand". Everything goes silent as they notice something peers from the door. The friendly neighborhood nigger emerged with a juicy mellon that was deep fried. Grangran began to eat da poopoo off all surfaces in the room. Suddenly as it began David Hassilhauf burst through the window as "I got this feeling" played. He screamed I have this feeling and ripped off his shirt to reveal a mightly vagina oozing with yeast on his chest. And then The Hauf pulls his ears back and the mightly vagina comsumes the room while projecting puss. Jesus launches into savior mode as his super saiyan activated, his blond pubes burst forth with a mighty thunder and a large spice piercing Garangran through her beautiful pussy. Absorbing the lifeforce from Grangran he does what he knows best and summons a pair of garden clippers and chopps at The Hauf's Mighty Tunder Cunt with the force of a thousand wet backs. The Hauf in retaliation pours tobacco sauce into Jesus's eyes. Little did The Hauf know that Jesus is the son of god. With a lound clap of thunder a fist burst through the ceiling as the hand of God murding all in the room but Jesus, with joy he began to ferusly masturbate with his own feces. Though all were dead Grangran's Soul summoned all Left ober Live force to create El Rapo the God Destroyer and Jesus was speechless. Right then Edward (from that one faggy vampire shit) and he uses flash and blind the destroyer with his abbs. Butt the Destroyer pulls out a two sided dildo and fight like that one dude with that one ankin kid in that stupid phantom movie. The start to violently kiss with their buttholes. Then Jesus rightd eitght motercycles and dances on ther butts because he is an expert sexabator! Edward's clit wrapped around the destroyer slowly pulling him closer to his doom. Then out of nowhere a wormhole opes like a fresh anus and a giant purple dick monster appears. Little did they know it was but a midnight summers dream….but The Hauf was totally fucking a chick because he is good sex man of the worldstar and totes fondle butts and boobies because he good at Nintendo. The Fucking Ednd?