Jupiter Tower, Eos
Hand in Iason Mink personally
(If you are reading this and you are not Iason, I hope you grow bald young, moron!)
Dear Iason,
when you will be reading this, I will be far away from you and, very much likely, from this bloody planet. I used a whole pack of paper until I found words to express what was on my heart. Let's begin with the fact that you are a real bastard. If you had to be chained to the pole in expectation when your master will consider giving you a thought, you'd howl like a dog. Pets are not to be treated this way!
Also, you are a complete fool. A double fool. Did you really think you could achieve love by chaining to the bed, whipping, and constantly breathing down my neck? One could go completely mad! Now I understand why servants won't stay with you for longer than a month. You are a real psycho! Take my advice- a Pet has to be loved not only during a lunch break. Compliments have to be said, gifts have to be given. And Raoul must not be let in the house!
You, most likely, want to know how I took off the pet ring. It proved to be true, that only a Blondie can take it off. So he did. When I finally made up my mind to run, I was amazed by the amount of your enemies! Half of Tanagura is shivering at your mere voice and the other half is shivering at the desire to get rid of you, or at the chance to cause you a variety of problems whenever possible. He even did it for free! He said it was a pleasure. A pleasure, why not.
And don't send poor Katze follow my trace, he has suffered enough from you. And you also don't search for me. I won't be writing you anymore- I want to forget everything like a bad dream.
Sincerely and always (figuratively) yours,
Riki Dark