Characters played by:
Alice- Balex
Catipillar- Some random high dude
White Rabbit- Wolfie
Tweedledee & Tweedledum- Themselves
Cheshire Cat- Me! =D
Alice's Kitten- Harold (meh kitty. 3 I know he'd say this stuff if he was real.)
Alice's Sister- Some random hobo.

(this is just the first chapter. It's alice in wonderland, there will be many more. O.o)

Alice and her sister are sitting by a bank. Her sister is leaned up against a tree, reading a boring book to her. Alice falls asleep. Suddenly, the screen turns black...

Alice: Eh? Oh, crap. I fell asleep. -bursts out into tears- Waiddamiddud. Where'd my stupid, boring sister go? -peers around-
Alice's Kitten: I'm hungry. FEED ME YOU HO! No.. wait... LOVE ME! I LOVE J00!!!
Alice: -blinks- Yoo talk? -pokes with stick-
Alice's Kitten: ooow! ;.; Yes, I talk!
Alice: Cool! =D
Alice's Kitten: LURVE ME! HUG ME! PET ME! I LURVE J00!
Alice: -picks up and runs-
Alice's Kitten: -screams-

(meanwhile)

Alice's Sister: And s- Alice... Alice? -grabs and shakes- WAKE UP YOU SLYUT OR AH WILL EET J00!
Alice: -snores-

(and now back to Alice's dream)

Alice: -gasps- BUNNY!
White Rabbit: -looks around... looks at self- SHYAT! I'M A FUGGING BUNNY! -spasms-
Alice's Kitten: GAH! BUNNY! -twitches- SAVE ME!
Alice: -runs towards bunny-
White Rabbit: -screams and dives into rabbit hole-

(Suddenly, the rabbit hole grows....)

Alice: SHYAT! I'MMA DIE! -screams and tries to run-
Rabbit hole: -devours Alice and kitten-
Alice: Woah. This is trippy dude.
Alice's Kitten: Yeah, tell me about it. How much crack did you smoke before you fell asleep?
Alice: -blank stare-

(Scene changes all different colors really fast... I hope yer not... what's the word.. er.. whatever.)

Alice: -falls on ground, no longer holding kitten- Dude. I was just holding him...
White Rabbit: -pulls out wristwatch from shaggy old coat made out of tinfoil- OMG! I'MMA BE LATE! SHYAT! -bursts away-
Alice: oooh! pretty coat! -follows-

Alice later enters into a forest, watching the white rabbit go one way, and is tugged another by to very round fellows. The break out into song and keep her there for hours.

Alice: Erg.. can I go now?
Tweedledum: WE HAVE ONE MORE! -spasms-
Tweedledee: THEN YOO CAN GO YOO SYLUT!
Alice: er... okay.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee exchanging every other line:

I HATE YOO!
YOU HATE MEE!
I HATE YOO!
THIS IS OOOOH SOOO TRUE!

As they sang their rather... retarded... song.. Alice took the opportunity and slipped away.

Tweedledum: -screams and spasms- SHE'S GONE!
Tweedledee: AH EET J00!

(The scene once again changes colors really fast... you gotta love me. :D)

Alice: That was very odd. O_o I wonder what they were on. I should get me summa dat.
White Rabbit: -scurries on up ahead-
Alice: TINFOIL COAT! -runs after-

(A few seconds pass, and then the rabbit is gone... and alice is at a junction.)

Alice: Oh my.
Cheshire Cat: -spasms- WHAT NOW YOO BLUBBERING IDIOT!
Alice: -screams-
Cheshire Cat: ooh! shorreh! :D thought you were that annoying preppy blonde haired alice priss.
Alice: No. I'm the annoying drug addict dark haired alice thing. -twitches- Yoo look like Vash.
Cheshire Cat: Tinfoil coat.
Alice: oh! Where'd that coat go!
Cheshire Cat: uumm... A way. :D
Alice: o_o what way?
Cheshire Cat: er.. thata ways! -points randomly-
Alice: ._. I just came form there.
Cheshire cat: ... thata ways! -points to the left.. then points to the right-
Alice: o_o Are you high?
Cheshire Cat: yessum!
Alice: on... crack?!
Cheshire cat: OH MY FETUS! MY TA- Oh. Wait.
Alice: WHICH WAY!
Cheshire Cat: LEFT!
Alice: -runs off-

And so Alice runs off to the right. Stupid high girl. So she runs a lot. Eventually, she comes across a large catipillar.

Catipillar: Want some crack, yo?
Alice: YES!
Catipillar: sweetness. That blonde priss was such a prep.
Alice: So I've heard. O_O
Catipillar: Come join me and my bong. :D
Alice: sWeEt. -joins at Bong-
Catipillar: So whatcha lookin' for.
Alice: You look like Vash. o_o
Catipillar: o_o;'' Whozzat?
Alice: TINFOIL COAT!
Catipillar: oooh! Da rabbit! Yeah. Thatta way! -points-
Alice: W00t! I 3 you. 333
Catipillar: er... yeah. o_o bye chick.
Alice: Bye dude!

And so Alice sets off in the opposite direction again. Stupid high girl.

(There will be more chapters later, yo. :O)