Deidara's Christmas Song
"Jingle Bombs"
Detitacation to all Deidara fan girls and guys, Naruto fans, Jeff Dunham fans, people looking for a good laugh and viewers like you. Thank you.
*Deidara and Sasori walk into a room*
Deidara: Hey Sasori, will you come Christmas Carol with me?
Sasori: You sing?
Deidara: Of coarse!
Sasori: What do you sing?
Deidara: Oh let's see, "The Akatsuki are coming to town", "Oh Holly Crap,"
Oh holly crap! I think I blew my arm off
Oh! And then my favorite "Sasori Baby!"
Sasori: Uh….
Deidara: Oh! I have another one. Jingle Bombs! You want to hear it!?
Sasori: Uh….sure
Deidara: Ok, but I need music first! Guitar guy! Guitar guy!
*Itachi walks in*
Itachi: I'M NOT GUITAR GUY!!!!! I'M ITACHI!!!!!
Deidara: Whatever
*Itachi strums guitar*
Deidara: Listen to that. He was probably doing drugs a second ago.
Itachi: I WAS NOT!!!!
Deidara: By the way, I hate your music and thanks for dressing like crap for my performance. So sad
Itachi: -_-
Deidara: Ok Itachi, let's see what you got
*Itachi plays the being of "You look like a lady"*
Deidara: YOU BASTARD! YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!!!!????????
*shrugs*
Deidara: You know that X-Box game Guitar Hero, yeah I kick you're a**
*Itachi plays heavy metal rock music*
Deidara: Ok, maybe at Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4
Sasori: Ok, are you ready now!!!???
Deidara: Yes. Itachi! Give me my note
*Itachi strums*
Deidara: That sound like your bother beating the crap out of you! Do it again!
*Itachi plays again, un-willingly*
Deidara: Perfect!
*Itachi begins to play*
I was flying past the Sand
With bag full of clay
I really have to say
Today's my lucky day
They will be ticked off
When I screw them up
All I got to say
"Go suck my d*** off!"
Oh!
Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs!
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the gays that Pein promised me?
Oh!
Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs!
Your Kazekage is now dead
Now all that's left of him is upon on my fricken f***in head
I went to Konoha
To chase after this guy
He is really weird
Because he called Sai!
Now my bombing days are done
Because I had to die
Maybe I should work at Burger King
Serving greasy french fries!
Oh!
Jingle Bomb! Jingle Bomb!
Now life is f***ed up
These fangirls keep me here
And now I'm really stuck!
*Itachi and Deidara finish*
Deidara: Thank you! Thank you! I'm here till Thursday
*Itachi leaves*
Deidara: Good bye Itachi! Go do your drugs now! Merry Christmas!!!!!!
The End