Hey, what's up? This is a fic I wrote a while ago that I got bored with and stopped writing. Anyways, pleas r/r this. I'll be really hurt if you don't.

Disclaimer: If I owned Inu Yasha, then the sky would be red. ^.^;; where did that come from?

Claimer:don't even think about stealing my idea. If you do I'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Porcelein Angel

By Hereiko Nakashima

"Lady Kagome? Lady Kagome? Where are you?"

Kagome couldn't help but snicker at the sight of the two maids' clueless faces. Those two were new in the Hiragrashi household. It was obvious because if you lived here as long as some of the other staff members had, you wouldn't be as gullible as those two were. And that was saying something.

"Where on earth is she?!" demanded a furious voice.

Whoops. Looks like I'm going to be in big doo-doo now, Kagome thought skeptically as she looked down into the beet-red face of her 35-year-old mother. Bright red silken garments with a white skirt and cloak, lined with elegant red stichings, it was almost impossible to tell she was over thirty. With as wonderfully made up face as hers and a fugure up to boot, a normal person would naturally assume she was twenty.

She acts like she's my older sister, than my mother, Kagome thought to herself skeptically.

"I-I'm sorry mistress," the maid sputtered helplessly under the scrutiny of Kagome's mother's piercing gaze,

"she told us that she wanted a moment alone while we were dressing her, and when we turned around she disappeared!"

Her mother fumed in frustration as she stomped around shaking her head so hard that the pearl pins that attempted to keep her hair in place fell our, with two maids following in pursuit.

"That little Ingrate! That ungrateful little- does she know what I do through to find her suiters? After everything I've done for her! Why, under normal cercumstaces she should be easy to marry off. But with a dreadful personaliy like that, I'll never be a grandmother!"

Kagome rolled her eyes in annoiyance as she muttered, "Would she be happier if I was one of those sluts who slept around with her guards and bore a child before marrying? Does she even know what that does to your reputaion?"

Her mother threw her silken handkerchief down on the floor as she screamed," A girl as feisty and disobedient as her has to- why if I had half the changes she had-It is almost impossible to have someone as kind and good as that nice Lord Hojo! Why, if she's already turned down all the other suiters..if she dosen't get married to him..why I will be the laughing stock of the whole city..its all that-why that-"

Kagome rolled her eyes as she watched her mother storm around like a angry old hen with the two maids tailing her. She could practically see the stream rolling out of that old bat's ears. If she keeps this up, she'll ruin her new clothes, Kagome thought to herself, and that will make her even more pissed

Oh well, its time to get this show on the road! , she thought to herself, a mischeivious spark igniting almost instantly in her dark, almond eyes. Lady Tsubasa's head snapped around when her keen ears picked up a soft rustle. Her dark brown almond eyes narrowed in suspicioun as she scanned the scenery around her, her eyes searching, taking in every detail.

Oh, nuts, Kagome thought to herself. Oh well, here goes nothing. She gathered her legs under her as she prepared to jump. Tsubasa's screamed as a noise came from the bushes.

"You-" Kagome laughed as she jumped on the gate, throwing back her knapsack as she stood on the wall.

"Sayanara ya Suckers!!!"

Lady Tsubasa's face turned red with fury as she and now the entire household pursued Kagome. "Get back here you little."

Kagome snikered to herself as she ran jumped down to the other side. Good luck, she thought to herself skeptically. 'cuz this time I'm not coming back.

"Princess Jade from the eastern province? "

"Too fat. Looks more like a fat old pig to me. she could stand to lose a few pounds"

"Lady Emerald from the northern province?"

"Too skinny. She's a walking talking skeletan. I don't think I it'll be very comfortable sleeping next to a bag a bones"

"Lady Pearl from the west?"

"Too macho. She looks more like a man to me. I don't want those aprentacies of yours to get any ideas"

"What about Princess Ruby from the from the south?"

"Too willowy. She needs to get a life. All she says is "yes m'lord" and "Of course". If I wanted to marry a servant then I'd atleast get one who has a great bod up to boot. Maybe one of the old man's concubines will do. They seem pretty hot to me."

"Lord Inu Yasha!"

high counciller Myoga threw down the parchment in exasperaion.

"Won't you even look at one of them?"

Inu Yasha looked up skeptically at a furious Myoga.

"hello? One glance was enough. I barely made it out alive the first time. I don't want to die yet. Set them up with the old man. He seems plenty interested in them"

Myoga signed as he beat his head on the elegant red-wood table. "what will his majesty say? If you don't get married off soon, then your older brother will get the throne for sure! And I'll be finished. And don't talk to your father that way! I'd treat him with more respect if I were you! do you know what he did to the last person who ..grumble grumble"

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes as he sat back in his chair.

"Yeah, Yeah, what ever. Look, I'll look into it okay?" He signed as he looked outside into the blue sky. I wonder when this will all end.

What do you think? Do you like it? Please tell me, okay? I would like 5 reveiws for the first chapter. .these auther notes are starting to sound alike.