Disclaimer: If I owned khr, this scene would be in there somewhere.

Warning: Crack. This has no plot whatsoever. I am half asleep.


"Mr. Kawahira, I'm so sorry!"

"It's quite all right, I-pin. The ramen isn't soggy yet."

"I know, but I took so long to get here! I was hit with the ten year bazooka and we were in the middle of this competition-"

"Yes, I-pin, now give me the ramen."

"And I was up on the stage and I had no idea what to do, and Tsuna was whispering to me to get on with it, but I didn't know what was going on, so I just did some gymnastics-"

"I-pin, can I have my ramen now?"

"And them when I finally got back here, I was in the middle of nowhere and I didn't know how to get back-"

"I-pin. The ramen."

"And I had to get out my smartphone to look up directions, but I had no reception, so I had to-"

"I-PIN!"

I-pin blinked. "Yes?"

Mr. Kawahira sighed. "Can I have my ramen now?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry! It must be all soggy now! You see what happened was..."

Mr. Kawahira facepamed.