Rochwen and I were highly caffinated and I had been working on latin all day. Tends to get a little crazy in our minds. Enjoy
Disclaimer: I do not own X-men
After the Rogue/Bobby kiss (gag me with a knife)
Bobby walked into a room where John was standing in boxer shorts and staring at a bunch of family photos. Clearly the captured moments of family closeness troubled the pyromaniac, reminding him of difficulty he had gone through with his own family. Bobby wasn't sure how to interrupt this moment, so he cleared his throat awkwardly. John snapped around and glared at him, angry for the interruption of his display of sensitivity, and half hoping it had been Rogue who had walked in. Then he quickly realized that he had no right to be angry, seeing as he was in fact standing in Bobby's house, in nothing but a gray t-shirt and boxers with flames on them. Bobby shook his head and seemed to snap out of a trance.
"I brought you pants." Bobby then thrust a pair of pants at John, who obviously took them.
"Groovy, man." John promptly put them on. "Wanna make out now?"
"Sure! Totally!" Then began the kissing.
During the make out session Rogue walked in. She had idly been wondering when Logan would be returning to this place. That's when she noticed it. She saw Bobby and John making out. She was horrified. Not only were they far from the mansion, confused, in the midst of a possible crisis, and without any real supervision, now her boyfriend was making out with his best friend. Clearly, the first move was to break up with said boyfriend.
"BOBBY!!!!!!!! How dare you! We are so through!" Rogue wouldn't even listen to Bobby trying to explain as he untangled himself from John. Unfortunately for Fire and Ice, Logan burst in at that exact moment, with a bag that held a bra and shoes(which Bobby had neglected to provide when bringing her clothes) for his beloved Marie.
"LOGAN! He was making out with John!" Then Rogue started to cry. Naturally Logan had to make it better, so he killed them. Well, he killed Bobby. John was permitted to escape with nothing short of the fear of God welling inside him. And Rogue was so happy she started to kiss him. PLUS they realized they had control of her powers. So they lived happily ever after.
Later on Bobby came back to life with a strange girl who looked strangely like one of the writers of this story standing over him. She was like an angel to him and he knew that he absolutely loved her.
"My mutant power is the ability to bring you back to life. Don't ask, long story," she explained sweetly and kissed him. He knew that everything with John was a fluke and not meant to be, since he clearly was not gay. He did not understand what had come over him. So he kissed her and the girl kissed him back. She professed her undying love and again they lived happily ever after.
Jean and Storm were sitting in a room giggling like two teenage girls. They had a pile of papers with different X-Men on them. They were separated in pairs, with some random people from town added in. They put a check on the pile that said Wolverine and Rogue.
Still giggling Jean said "Fooling with the mind of teenage boys is fun."