Kurama's koochi: Hey everybody! Thanks to anyone who is taking the time to read my fan fic! This is my first fan fic ever, but I have had this story written since about September! I hope you enjoy my attempts at humor, well at least Shugar Gragon thought it was funny... Just so you know, the characters may be OOC at times just to make the story funnier. Enjoy the story!
Disclaimer: Kurama's koochi-q does NOT own Wheel of Fortune or Yu Yu Hakusho.
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YU YU WHEEL OF FORTUNE
CHAPTER 1
Announcer: It's time for… uhhhh… what show is this again?
Audience Member 83: Wheel of Fortune?
Announcer: Oh yeah! Thanks! Ahem. It's time for Wheel of Fortune! With your host Kurama and our favorite ferry girl Botan!
#Kurama and Botan walk on stage#
Kurama & Botan: Hello, and welcome to Wheel of Fortune!
Kurama: I'm your host Kurama.
Botan: And I'm your hostess Botan! How's everyone in the audience doing tonight?
Audience: #Yells different things that can't be understood#
Botan: Great! #mumbles# I think… #sweat drop#
Kurama: Anyways, this is our first airing of the show, and I'm so happy so many of you have come to watch!
Kurama Fan Girl 108: I'm happy to see you too darling! #winks at Kurama#
Kurama: Right then… anyways…
Kurama Fan Girl 27: I'm even happier to see you sweetie! #blows Kurama a kiss#
Kurama: Ok then… let's…
Kurama Fan Girl 63: I'm the happiest to see you my love! #winks and blows Kurama a kiss#
Kurama Fan Girl 58: No way girlfriend! I'm the happiest to see him!
Kurama Fan Girl 139: No I am!
All of Kurama's Fan Girls: NO ME!
#A major catfight ensues. Hair is flying, nails are scratching, and all hell is loose#
Botan: Ladies, ladies calm down! I'm sure you're all very happy to see Kurama! Please just calm down!
Kurama Fan Girls: Mind your own damn business!
Botan: Meep! O.O'
Kurama: Ladies.
#The catfight stops immediately.#
Kurama: #sweat drop# We need to continue the show, so if you wouldn't mind…
Kurama Fan Girls: No, no not at all my love!
Botan: #mumbles# We should have done that in the first place… #sweat drop#
Kurama: Anyways, it's time to introduce the contestants. I'll head over to contestant's row now. And Botan if you will go to the fan section we can get started.
Botan: Will do! #hops on her oar and flies to the fan section#
Kurama: Ok in the Red Box we have Yusuke Urameshi! He is 14 years old and is a Spirit Detective for Spirit World! His hobbies include skipping school and fighting with demons and Kuwabara! Anything else about yourself you want to tell the audience Yusuke?
Yusuke: Nope that was about my life story. Oh yeah! Why the hell do I have to be on this damn show Kurama?
Koenma: Because I sponsor this show, and I said so! Got it!
Yusuke: Whoa! Where the hell did you come from! O.O'
Koenma: That doesn't matter! What does matter is that you better not make me look stupid by putting you on the show Yusuke!
Yusuke: mumbles yeah you do that just fine on your own…
Koenma: What was that!
Yusuke: Nothing! #smirks#
Kurama: Anyways Botan is in the Yusuke fan section. Botan?
Botan: Botan here in the Yusuke fan section consisting of some fan girls, his mother Atsuko, Keiko, and his martial arts teacher Genkai! Let's talk to his mother first! #walks over to Atsuko# So Atsuko anything you want to tell Yusuke?
Atsuko: Dammit Yusuke! Why aren't you in school? #falls over drunk#
Botan: Right then. #sweat drops# Moving on to Yusuke's girlfriend Keiko!
Keiko: He's not my boyfriend! We're just really good friends is all!
Botan: Right… wink wink… anyways anything you want to tell him?
Keiko: Yusuke you better not lose of I swear I'll kill you. Bang.
Yusuke: Why is everyone threatening me!
Botan: Okay then. Last but not least let's talk to Genkai! Anything you want to tell Yusuke?
Genkai: Don't screw this up dimwit!
Yusuke: Shut up grandma!
Kurama: Moving on. Next in the blue box we have Hiei. Not much is really known about Hiei, but we do know that he is a master swordsman and the wielder of the Jagan Eye! Anything you want to tell us Hiei?
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: #sweat drops# That's nice. On to you Botan.
Botan: Botan now here in the Hiei fan section! Whoa, there are so many fan girls! Too many to count! Way more than Yusuke's!
Yusuke: Hey!
Hiei: #smirks#
Botan: Let's talk to a fan girl! Ummmmm you! Yeah you in the "I wanna bear Hiei's child" shirt!
Hiei Fan Girl: Hiei, may I please bear your child? #looks at Hiei with puppy dog eyes#
Hiei: #growls and glares at fan girl# Hell no.
Hiei Fan Girl: Okay… but I still love you!
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Okay last but hopefully not least we have Kazuma Kuwabara, more commonly known as plain Kuwabara.
Yusuke: Or Kuwabaka!
Hiei: #smirks#
Kuwabara: Hey! I'm not stupid!
Yusuke: Yeah and the sun is a frozen wasteland.
Kuwabara: Really? Since when?
Hiei: Baka.
Kuwabara: Hey you wanna say that to my face shrimp! Oh yeah you can't cuz you're too short! Ha!
Hiei: You want to repeat that? #unsheathes his katana#
Kuwabara: Uh no! You should have heard me the first time. Yeah…
Kurama: Continuing on with Botan!
Botan: #talking with Yukina and Shizuru# Oh! We're back? Botan here in the Kuwabara fan section which is very empty!
Yusuke & Hiei: #smirk# Loser.
Botan: Well who is here is Kuwabara sister Shizuru and Yukina! Anything you want to tell him Shizuru?
Shizuru: #balls up her fist# You better not screw this up and embarrass me, or I'll kick your sorry ass!
Kuwabara: Meep! Okay sis…
Botan: Next we have Yukina. Anything you want to tell him?
Yukina: Do your best Kazuma! #smiles sweetly#
Kuwabara: For you my love, I will win! #strikes a dramatic pose#
Hiei: Sit down you baka!
Yukina: #thinking# He's so funny! Why does he say those things?
Kurama: It's about time to start the game! I'll be here at the podium next to the contestants.
Botan: And I'll be right here next to the board!
Kurama: It's time to start the first game! #mutters# finally… #not mutters# Here is the toss up phrase! It's a quote!
#Letters start appearing on the board#
Yusuke: Oh I know! "I love Sensui!"
Itsuki: No, I love Sensui and he's mine! All mine! So there! #sticks out his tongue#
Yusuke: Ewwww… I don't love Sensui! I want to kill him! You can have him, he's all yours! #shudders#
Itsuki: YAY!
Kurama: Anyways! Yusuke you're correct and have won $1000!
Yusuke: No way! Can I quit now and keep the money?
Kurama: No.
Yusuke: Darn it! mutters stupid show, stupid fox, stupid ferry girl, stupid toddler…
Koenma: I heard that! You better watch it Yusuke!
Yusuke: #thinking# How did he hear me?
Koenma: Because I'm the Great Prince of Spirit World!
Yusuke: You can read my mind too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hiei: Hn baka. He can't read your mind. Only I can read minds.
Yusuke: Then how did he know what I was thinking?
Hiei: Obviously it's because you're predictable.
Kuwabara: Are too!
Yusuke: What the hell was that for?
Kuwabara: I knew you were going to say are not, so I said are too before you could say what you were going to say. Thus proving that you're predictable!
Hiei: Amazing. The baka said something smart for once. Miracles do happen. #smirks#
Kuwabara: Hey! I say smart things all the time!
Yusuke: Yeah and by all the time you mean every few years!
Kuwabara: Shut up Urameshi! Why is everyone ganging up on me!
Hiei & Yusuke: Because you're a baka!
Kuwabara: ARE NOT!
Kurama: DAMMIT WILL YOU BAKAS SHUT UP! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW!
Everyone: Scary…
Kurama: #clears his throat# Well thanks to these bakas and their arguing, we only have enough time for one more phrase. I think we should have a special phrase for these bakas. Botan if you would mind hitting in the numbers "6482" on the computer and changing the board, we can finally finish the show.
Botan: Okay… #types in the code on a near by computer and the board changes#
Kurama: Yusuke! Since you won the last round you get to start.
Yusuke: #snaps out of daze# Okay Kurama… #spins the wheel#
#The wheel whirls round and round#
Kuwabara: Oooooh! Pretty! I can't wait until my turn to spin it!
Hiei: Hn baka.
#The wheel slows down and stops on bankrupt#
Kurama: Oooh, sorry Yusuke! You spun bankrupt and that means you've lost all of your money! Too bad Yusuke! #smirks at Yusuke's bad luck#
#A bell gongs#
Botan: Oh that sound signals the end of the show! This round is over!
Kurama: Well let's see what the board said anyways Botan.
Botan: Okey dokey! #begins hitting all the letters so they will appear#
Kurama: Well the phrase said, "Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabaka are baka losers!" How true!
Yusuke, Hiei, & Kuwabara: Hey! #death glare Kurama#
Kurama: Well since none of you have any money you all lose! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yusuke, Hiei, & Kuwabara: WHAT!
Kurama: Well that's the end of the show. I'm Kurama!
Botan: #now standing next to Kurama# And I'm Botan!
Kurama & Botan: See you tomorrow night! Same time, same place! Goodbye! #wave at the camera and audience#
#On TV screens across Japan, the credits are rolling and the theme song is playing#
Yusuke: What the hell! I sat through this entire show, and I still didn't get any money! Dammit! Dammit all!
Kuwabara: I didn't even get to spin the pretty wheel. T.T'
Hiei: Hn baka.
Kuwabara: Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm busy! T.T'''
Hiei: #smirks#
#Shizuru is beating the crap out of Kuwabara for not winning any money and being a baby. Keiko is chasing Yusuke and yelling that she's going to kill him for losing. Genkai is running next to Keiko and yelling that Yusuke is going to do so many pushups that he's going to wish he was still dead. Botan is chatting with Yukina. Kurama is giving thousands of autographs. Hiei is in a dark corner mumbling about what bakas he's forced to work with. Atsuko is still in the Yusuke fan section drunk. Koenma is sitting in his chair up in the producer's booth laugh his pacifier off at the antics going on below him#
#The TV screens across Japan go black#
Ja Ne The End
Well that's my fic! I hope everyone enjoyed it. Please read and review! Please please puh-lease!
Special Thank-q: I have to thank my BFF Shugar Gragon for being my editor and helping me with some ideas! Thank-q Shugar-chan! Oh and read her stories whenever she posts them! I'm her editor!
Closing Note: I am thinking about writing a few more chapters but I'm not really sure. I have some ideas but what do you all think? Tell me in your reviews who ya'll would like in the next chapter, but make sure they're from YYH!
Closing Note 2: Okay I will be putting OCs in my next chapter but only for minor parts. Be sure to put their description and personality so I won't mess them up! Thanks to all that Read & Review! BYE-Q!
Kurama's Koochi-q