Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Characters: Ino, OC

A/N: This is a random plot that i thought up of. Every chapter is a seperate story. Also, I'm not harassing blondes...it's just the way the story is. AU

"Ughhhh...God, I ate alot..." Ino complained to Chouji, "Why do we have to eat so much anyway?"

"Well, for one, the sign said 'All You Can Eat'. Shouldn't we live up to the expectations they set out for us?" replied Chouji with his mouth full.

"Can we go yet?"

"No."

"How 'bout now??"

"No."

All the employees from the buffet stared mindlessly at Chouji. What kind of man could eat so much? Judging from his headband, he was a ninja.Shouldn't he keep fit then? They couldn't wait 'til the 'fat man' left, then they could go home, back to their loving wives and children, not stare at an overweight ninja snacking on whatever happened to be served in the self-serve area. I mean, he was occasionally spitting out bits and pieces of chicken wings and french fries.By the time it had been 2:30am, they had to kick him out.

"That's not fair! The sign said 'All You Can Eat'! You people don't understand, I need the food!" complained Chouji.

"Those guys are right. We have to go home." Ino said, dragging Chouji by the legs, his arm still reaching for food.

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Ino sighed as she weighed herself. Surely, she had gained weight from that buffet. Of all places, she had to go to a buffet with Chouji, who had forced her to eat. After a while, she took the hint. Chouji was kina bored eating alone, and made her eat with him. Unwillingly, she had stuffed a bit of everything in her mouth, and swallowed every bit of it. Excess fat from the dinner formed bulgy areas which dangled from her thighs. Sighing yet again, she stared at the suit of fat that now coated her. She didn't like her new form, but as a wise one had said, "Make do with what you have." or "Take what you can get.". Ino had always been taught to accept reality as life provided many obstacles we'd rather live without. Although it shapes our character, it is highly troublesome, just like Shikamaru says.

Early the next morning, she creeped out of her little old apartment, to visit the nearest weight loss specialist. Dr. Nolan wasn't just the closest specialist in town, his methods were highly effective and were easy to follow, according to other tenants of the apartment anyway (not from past experiences). Once there, she checked to see if anyone she knew was in the office. 'Coast is clear!' She peered inside the building again just to doublecheck. Luckily, noone was there, noone she knew anyway. I guess people afraid of showing their fat come to the specialists in the morning...no wonder I never see any clients enter the building. By the time it was her turn to approach the famous weight loss specialist, it was already 9:00am. She waltzed into the office, happily hefted herself into the empty seat. Finally, it was her turn. Judging by her size, the Dr. Nolan advised a diet he often gave to overweight patients.

"Well, you're gonna have to start eating healthily for around 2 days. Then, skip a day. Eat healthily for 2 days and skip another day. Eat healthily for another day and you'll have lost at least 15 pounds."suggest Dr. Nolan. "Then, after the diet of 7 days, come back and we'll change the dietary restrictions."

"Sure thing, Doc." Ino said happily.

That week passed by pretty fast and pounds dropped off of her waist. Her thighs and hips were alot thinner than before, but still not a desirable size. Again, she visited the doctor. She waltzed into the doctor's office and again, hefted her overweight self onto the seat.

The doctor stared in shock when he saw her body. "Did you strictly follow my dietary instructions?" he asked, still surprised.

"Well, you said to eat healthily for 2 days, skip a day, eat for 2 days, skip another day and for the last day of the week, eat healthily." she replied, "and boy, did the 3rd and 6th day kill me."

"From the hunger?"

"No, from the skipping."

There ya go peeps! Hope you enjoyed it! Please R&R!