Search Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth Pt.5 on Youtube and watch to understand.

Greece/Layton

Japan/Luke

China/Flora

Taiwan/Audrey "Katia"


Heracles: CLICK IT! CLICK THIS FUCKING THING KIKU! FUCKING CLICK IT!
Kiku: I have a turtle and a monkey.
Heracles: CLICK IT NOW KIKU!
Kiku: I like potatoes!
Heracles: FUCKING CLICK IT!
Kiku: I take college notes on foil paper!
Heracles: I AIN'T FUCKING PLAYING WITH YOU! CLICK THE DAMN THING!
Kiku: Click has 5 letters in it!
Heracles: CLICK IT KIKU!
Kiku: I work 14 jobs to pay my rent!
Heracles: I WILL HURT YOU KIKU IF YOU DON'T CLICK THIS THING!
Kiku: I've known my best friend for four years!
Heracles: I WILL HURT YOU KIKU IF YOU DON'T CLICK THIS THING!
Kiku: My man don't own me, I own my man.
Heracles: CLICK IT BEFORE I BUY A CAR, DRIVE YOU TO WALMART AND LEAVE YOU THERE!
Kiku: My weave cost me $0.50!
Heracles: I'M GONNA THROW YOU IN A CHEMICAL FIRE SO FAST THAT NARUTO WON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT!
Kiku: My house has three front doors!
Heracles: AND YOU'LL HAVE TO MASTURBATE LIKE YOU'D NEVER HAVE BEFORE JUST TO SQUASH THE FLAMES!
Kiku: 13 is a big number!
Heracles: I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD YOUR NIPPLES WILL EJACULATE AND MY FOOT WILL BREAK OFF IN YOUR PELVIS AND YOU'LL MENSTRATE TOENAILS AND SHOEPOLISH!
Yao: Why don't you just click the button now?
Heracles: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCKING SHUT UP? NO ONES ASKING FOR YOUR OPINIONS! NO ONES ASKING FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS! YOU STUPID WHORE! YOU HOLY PIECE OF POOP! YOU CRAP PISS! FUNKY MONKEY! YOU STUPID LITTLE BOY! YOU GIRLY MAN! BOY WOMAN! STUPID WARP WOMAN! WHORE! O-oh, oh... I didn't mean any of that. I seriously didn't mean anything I am just seriously stressed out by this kid.
Kiku: Professa! I'm going to touch you!
Heracles: DON'T TOUCH! *kicks away*
Kiku: Hey professa! I'm going to touch you!
Heracles: THERE'S NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCH! BACK OFF! DON'T TOUCH ME! I DON'T EVEN TOUCH MYSELF! YOU DON'T TOUCH ME! I DON'T TOUCH MYSELF!
Yao: Well then why was your shirt off?
Kiku: Professa!
Heracles: I DON'T! I DON'T TOUCH MYSELF! NO ONE TOUCHES ME BECAUSE I DON'T TOUCH MYSELF!
Kiku: Hey professa! I went to first grade today!
Heracles: KIKU SHUT UP!
Kiku: I live on the moon!
Heracles: Shut up! SHUT UP KIKU!
Kiku: I got a B in civics!
Heracles: KIKU SERIOUSLY SHUT UP BEFORE I OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND RAPE YOUR BRAINS! DO YOU WANT THAT?
Kiku: I live in the attic!
Heracles: DO YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS RAPED? I'LL RAPE THEM ALL ACROSS THIS FLOOR IF I HAVE TO!
Kiku: Hey professa! Professa!
Heracles: KIKU! KIKU! WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT?
Kiku: I'm 42!
Heracles: *throws Kiku out the window onto a car* Oh look! *points at the screen* It's her! It's Taiwan! That one I was telling you about! It's her!