So, this very short, very small and very worthless, stupid and very bad story was created by me in a moment of understanding that Ralph Fiennes is hot, and that Ralph Fiennes played Voldemort (boy, if only Harry knew that little fact..) in watching the Harry Potter premiere on Youtube. By the way, it rocked. Be jealous you didn't get to see it. You're kind of insane if you didn't get to, actually. Yes, this is a hint of slash between Harry and Severus, but there is no kissing or even hugging, so you can look at it any way you want.
"Ralph Fiennes is hot." Harry Potter decided to mention casually one day while sitting in his Potions Professor's living room. His voice easily reached all the way to the back of the room, where said Potions Professor was brewing.
There was a loud exploding sound and a "WHAT?" Harry Potter peered cautiously at the doorway to the man's laboratory. "Er..Sev? Are you dead?" He asked wearily, poking his head through the door. Indeed, his Potions Professor wasn't dead, but the walls looked to be oozing green slime.
"No, I am not DEAD." Severus Snape spat irritably, brushing his robes off. It didn't work so well, seeing as the ooze just got moreso slathered over the black cotton.
"Er...that's good. What happened? You never mess up a potion."
"..You said Ralph Fiennes is hot." Severus pointed out obviously, glaring at the boy. "And you ruined-my-POTION!"
"Well it's not my fault Ralph Fiennes is hot! What, so I just say, 'Ralph Fiennes is not hot'? Come on! You must agree."
"..I don't even know who Ralph Fiennes is."
Harry proceeded to flash a photo of Ralph Fiennes in front of Severus' face.
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"Is this one of the awkward silences we've been going through since my Celebrity Men craze?" Harry finally broke the said awkward silence.
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"...Fine. Be that way. But you have to agree with me, I mean - he's hot!"
"..." Severus stared at him.
Harry stared back.
A hole burned through the lab wall. By the acidic ooze. No one noticed.
Severus blinked.
Harry blinked, and flashed the photo infront of Severus' face again.
"..I hate you."