I wake up in my deluxe treehouse, like every morning. "I think i'm going *YAWN* going to the *YAWN* Mystery Shack... this morning..." I mumble, still half asleep. I roll out of the bed, onto the floor. I roll up into my blankets. Now i'm a burrito with brown hair. Maybe not. I kinda like it here on the floor. I think to myself. A spider crawls right across my face.

"AHHHHHHHH!" I shriek. I leap up onto my feet in record time. I stumble backwards, and crush the spider with my foot. It's as dead as a doornail. I feel bad now! It didn't do anything to me... Sorta... it only scared the living crap outa me... Anyway! I fall back down, considering I was wrapped in blankets.

"WHOA!" I yelp. I scramble off the floor, before I meet anymore bugs whose lives I might end up cutting short. I make the bed, princess style. Then I go to the working bathroom (still in the tree) and I take a shower. I turn the faucet on hot. I strip down and get into the shower. I wash my elbows first (they tend to get really dirty) and I wash the rest of my body, then I do my hair. Sometimes I question myself if I should condition my hair. I switch the faucet off, and I wrap a towel around myself. Now, time to deal with this mop on top of my head. I made the right decision to use the conditioner. It takes me 35 minutes to completely comb through my hair. With a comb that is. I throw on a green and pink short sleeved sweater, with a grey skirt that doesn't quite go down to my knees, and my trademark knee socks, and sneakers. And lastly I tie my hair into a tight ponytail.

"Make the bed, check. Take a shower and change my clothes, check. Breakfast... no check." I mutter, checking off my to do list, before I go to the Shack. I head over to the fridge, but I have second thoughts. I know this girl Wendy, but anyways, Wendy told me there where some new kids living at the Shack, about my age. They're 12, and i'm 13. So about my age. She said the boy's name was Dipper. And the girl's name was either May or Belle. Or was it Mabel? Mabel! That's it. She said her name was Mabel. But i'm super excited to meet them both! I wave breakfast off. "Who needs to eat anyways?" I ask myself. I open the trapdoor, and I climb down the ladder. One day, I was super bored, so I decided to freak out the owner of the Mystery Shack, his name is Mr. Pines. (I don't know his first name though...) Wanna hear the story?

Wendy told me he's scared of ladders, so I snuck a ladder into the shack. I was about to walk out, when he pointed a gun at me! What a guy, right?! "Did you bring this ladder in here?!" He asked nervously. I bit back a laugh. "Yeah, Soos needed it to fix the lightbulb." I lie. He sighs. "Oh ok. Good. You know, ladders are more dangerous than guns. That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!" He says. "Oh, well, i'll go buy some guns so I can stop people from sneaking ladders into my house." I say, with a thumbs up. "That's it kid! Well, I got some tours to run. Bye." He waves and walks off.

Mr. Pines is really a nice guy at heart. I whistle "Love Story" by Taylor Swift on my way to the Shack. It's not a very long walk in my opinion. It's only about 25 minutes from my treehouse to the Shack. I don't really pay attention where i'm going, and I accidently run into some kid. "Whoops! Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going..." I mumble. He helps me up.

"That's ok." He says. I bite my lip, he's kinda cute.. I mean, yeah. whatever, you caught me. I think this kid is cute.

"Hi, i'm Mary." I say, holding out my hand. He shakes it. "I'm Dipper." He smiles. This is Dipper?! "Dipper Pines? Wendy told me about you." I smile. "W-Wendy told you about me?" He asks, and chuckles nervously. He's also blushing. I think, someone's in L-O-O-O-O-V-E! "Don't you live at the Mystery Shack?" I ask. He blushes.

"Yeah," He mutters. "Tell me about yourself." I suggest, on our way to the Shack. "Well..." He squeaks. Oh, I get it. He's probably embarrassed to tell me about him. "I love the paranormal..." He sighs. "What? No way! I love the paranormal too!" I grin. His face lights up. "So you know about all the strange things going on in this town?" He asks. "You too? I thought I was going crazy or something! Have you run into the gnomes yet?" I ask.

"Yeah, they tried to take my sister as their Queen. There has been 2 different guys who want my sister as their queen." He sighs. "Let me guess, Gideon, and the gnomes." I say. He smiles.

"Yeah, how'd you know?" He asks. "Gideon tried to date me before you guys came. He's a creep. The love letters stopped about 5 weeks ago." I say. "About the time we arrived..." Dipper mumbles.

"Huh?" I question. "Hmm? Oh nothing. I just can't believe Mabel and I aren't the only ones who are seeing paranormal things." Dipper grins.