HELLO! I havent submitted a story in....months now? Wow.... I assure you Im still writing, just not nearly as much. I wrote this while taking a break from my other story, which should be coming soon...I kow youre all on pins and needles, right? Anywho... This is a funny one shot I thought up...
Disclaimer: I dont own Sonic...he's his own person, he's a bird man, he's gotta be free! (okay...enough hippy talk)
"Damn, Sonic is too strong!" Tails thought, staring down his blue foe.
"Shit! Why is Tails so smart, probably best not to let my guard down…" Sonic thought, watching every move of his twin tailed foe.
Both let out a battle cry and ran each other down. Tails, knowing he was no match for this new enemy in a head on fight, dodged the head on attack and began spinning his tails for his signature attack. Sonic was too quick, and curled into a tight spiky ball making a U-turn, hitting the young fox off guard. Tiny speckles of blood flew from the foxes chest from tiny cuts which now formed on his body.
Using all his strength, he managed to kick the twirling ball off of his chest, and took the free moment to take to the skies. Still in the air, the spiky fiend found himself being kicked repeatedly like a soccer ball. Not willing to take any more of the humiliation, Sonic unraveled and grabbed the fox, taking them both down to the ground. While in midair, Sonic forced the fox underneath him, forcing him to hit the ground harder, knocking the breath out of him.
Sonic would of taken this moment to relax as the fox desperately tried to recover, but a newcomer attacked from nowhere. The spiky gloved red echidna hit Sonic right on the mouth, his spikey knuckle making contact. Sonic backed off and felt the damage, he had a hole in his cheek, and a few teeth were knocked out.
The Echidna looked at the fox, now getting up and laughed. He was attempting to fly away in a panic of the new fighter. "What a pathetic coward" He laughed out loud, and grabbed the kit by the ankle before he could get away. The two tailed fox let out a panicked gasp, as the echidna pulled him down and began pounding him on his already damaged chest. He got a good three hits in before he was mowed down by a spiky blue ball.
The force knocked the Knuckles into a tree, but the force didn't phase him. Tails watched in horror as an attack which would immobilize him, barely phased the new combatant. He knew he couldn't beat him, and tried to fly off again. Knuckles ignored the Hedgehog and ran for the fleeing Tails. "Im tired of you running!" Knuckles yelled, grabbing him by the tails and ripping them both off.
Tails cried out in shock and horror at the image of his tails still wriggling in the echidnas hands before they stopped moving. The amount of blood loss was too much and he fell over. He knew he would die from the injury soon, and accepted his fate.
Sonic, however, was not finished. He ran headlong into the echidna and the two exchanged blows. Soon, Knuckles hit Sonic again in the face, punching his eyes out. Using all his strength, he reached inside Sonic's chest and pulled out his heart. Sonic fell over dead, as the Echidna shoved the heart of his foe into Tails mouth, suffocating him in blood, while simultaneously punching the dying fox in the face, pock holing his head with bloody holes. He was making sure the fox suffered till the last moment.
As Knuckles punched the air continuously, Sonic and Tails stood there watching him, holding their virtual reality helmets. Glaring at the still punching echidna, Tails walked out of the room, turning off the light. As Sonic followed behind him, he gave Knuckles a swift kick between the legs, before leaving the room closing the door behind him.
"Sore…losers!" Knuckles yelled lying on the ground. "Ow…my…pride…" He moaned, letting a single tear fall down his face.
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