Boredom, basically...
A door buzzed as it opened into a small corner store. Ziva stepped inside and made her way to the back, taking a bottle of water from one of the refrigerator units. She walked back to the front of the store and stepped up to the counter.
"Will that be it?" A woman in her late 30's asked with a smile.
"Uhh." Ziva began, "No." She reached down, grabbing a random candy bar, "Does this have nougat? Never mind." She said, shaking her head, "I'd like some rubbers please." She whispered.
"What was that?" The woman leaned forward, not being able to make out what Ziva said.
"C-condoms." Ziva slightly raised her voice so the woman could hear her.
"Oh, sure." The woman took a step back, "What kind? Size?"
Ziva softly laughed, "Kind? It does not matter, but size? I do not know."
"New man in your life, huh?" The woman grinned.
"You could say that." Ziva replied.
"Well, do you have any idea?"
"Uhh..." Ziva tilted her head to the side, "Well, I mistook it for his knee once...uhhh, twice" She shook her head again, her face turning a lighter shade of red, embarrassed that she actually said that out loud.
"Knee, huh? Then you're definitely gonna need the extra large." The woman stated placing a pack of Magnum XL on the counter.
"Oh, no, I will need a 12-pack." Ziva quickly said, seeing it was only a pack of 3, placing a 20 dollar bill on the counter.
"You don't know his size, but..." The woman laughed, but turned her head quickly hearing the buzzing of the door. Ziva was gone. The woman smiled, "She sure knows she wants it."
AN - Ziva, the warrior princess and sometimes, procurer of condoms, of the extra large kind.
AN2 - I'm literally humming the Xena theme song right now.