Prologue: Where are We?
?: Hehe. They don't even know where they are. The despair that will overcome them!
?!: Wow! You're such an idol! The despair that omits off of you!
?: Yes,yes, I know. Now, get into your student outfit and make them feel despair!
?!: Yes, ma'am!
(With what little strength I had, I opened my eyes…)
(It felt like I had had a drug put in me. All of my strength was gone. All I could see was a shadow walk to somewhere and lie down, and another shadow walk out of the room. Then I blacked out again…)
*Whack*
?: Hey, wake up! This is no time to be sleepin'!
?: Don't hit a girl that way!
(I feel faint, but that slap woke me up. I can barely see, but I can just make out a girl shouting at a boy, and 13 other people surrounding them.)
?: Are you OK, white haired human?
(Suddenly, a teen with 4 hamsters was looking at me bluntly. Why did he call me "Human"? Is he not human too?)
Mishukaru: Yeah, I'm fine, just a bit dazed after that slap…
?: Good. Now, allow me to introduce myself!
Gundham: I am Gundham Tanaka! Ruler of the World, and Ultimate Breeder!
(Gundham said that laughing… All I can say is big ambitions for a small guy. But hey, he's the only one who's really cared for me…)
(Hey, wait! Why did that boy say that this is no time to be sleeping?!)
Mishukaru: E-Excuse me?! You there, the guy who slapped me…
?: What? Bitch, you want me to do it again?!
Mishukaru: N-No! I just have a question for you!
?: What is it? Do I have any bandages? Ahahahaha!
Mishukaru: No! Why did you tell me that this was no time for sleeping?!
?: First let me introduce myself.
Mondo: I am Mondo Oowada, the Ultimate Biker Gang Leader!
(That explains his crappy temper, I guess…)
Mondo: To answer your question, bitch, we're in some place we've never been before.
?: Yeah, seems like that has happened with everyone here.
Mahiru: My name is Mahiru Koizumi, and I'm the Ultimate Photographer! Nice to meet you, and your name is…?
Mishukaru: Mishukaru Jungan! I'm the Ultimate Debator, nice to meet you too!
Mahiru: So, the situation we're in is that we've been trapped here and that there's nothing that can help us…?
?: Basically, yes. Let's all start by introducing ourselves, though.
Mishukaru Jungan – Ultimate Debator
Hiyoko Sainonji – Ultimate Traditional Dancer
Peko Pekoyama – Ultimate Swordswoman
Gundham Tanaka – Ultimate Breeder
Ibuki Mioda – Ultimate Musician
Kazuichi Soda – Ultimate Mechanic
Akane Owari – Ultimate Gymnast
Mahiru Koizumi – Ultimate Photographer
Nekomaru Nidai – Ultimate Team Manager
Hajime Hinata – Ultimate -
Celestia Ludenburg – Ultimate Gambler
Byakuya Togami – Ultimate Affluent Prodigy
Kyoko Kirigiri – Ultimate Detective
Sonia Nevermind – Ultimate Princess
Aoi Asahina – Ultimate Swimmer
Sakura Oogami – Ultimate Martial Artist
Mondo Oowada – Ultimate Biker Gang Leader
Mukuro Ikusaba – Ultimate Soldier
Kiyotaka Ishumaru – Ultimate Morale Compass
Leon Kuwata – Ultimate Basketball Star