Timmy was in his room, as any kid was. but he was not a kid, who no one understand. he was 35 and living in his parents house, but he was a manchild and never truly grew up so he still had fairies for some reason.

being the lazy dreg on society that he was, he was just playing video games until Wanda came out (of the closet) to reproach his lazy behavior.

"Timmy, you're 35 and no one likes you. If you are just going to sit around and do nothing productive you might as well end it all so you don't waste everyone else's time with your presence." said Wanda, in her typical nagging tone.

"you should watch your mouth before you say something you might regret." said Timmy, as he lifted his 350 pound body from the ground and approached Wanda's stupid face.

"she's right you know... you will never get the girl you truly desire with a totally ugly bod like the one you got right now." said a mysterious voice from the existential void of nothingness.

"hey, some people have a obesity fetish, I know I do." said Timmy like a true degenerate.

"yes, but I doubt that... TRIXIE ...would find such qualities in you" said the voice of the one who shall not be named

and then, upon just hearing the name of his crush, Timmy was overflowing with lustful emotions. He desperately tried to take off his clothing, but he was to fat to reach his pants. he had been wearing the same clothes for 15 years. he instead caught himself rolling around on the floor in a desperate fit.

As Timmy was making a fool of himself (as usual), HE just couldn't take it anymore. seeing his one true love in a state like this. he burst the 5th dimension of reality in a fashion that took the breath out of everyone in the room.

Timmy then stopped what he was doing and bowed himself down to the Green God, asking for mercy.

"Please, my love for you knows no boundaries. Can you forgive me for my misgivings, it is just that I am lonely and worthless. Do what you can to help me... Cosmo" Timmy felt a shudder just uttering his name, he looked patiently to Cosmo for a response.

"You need to clean yourself up, your gross as hell." said Cosmo

"Cosmo please, I have taken an oath to do nothing with my life after you left so long ago. Now that you have returned, you will bless me with being someone who is not complete human waste" said Timmy

"Fine, I will refuse to speak to you until you are in a presentable state." said Cosmo.

This will be hard for Timmy due to his crippling obesity and lack of motivation. But he knew he must do this, for his devotion to Cosmo eclipses all earthly pains.

Before Timmy could begin his journey to redemption. His parents barged into the room. They had something to say.

"Timmy, we have something to say." said Timmy's parents, having something to say.

"my dear and beloved parents. What ever is the matter?" said Timmy

"Timmy, you are an orphan and we never loved you." said Timmy's parents as a combined group before leaving together.

Cosmo was distraught with the disrespect that Timmy's parents gave their perfect little child. Even though he wasn't perfect, he was the best son they could have asked for, thought Cosmo.

So he went downstairs to show them who was boss.

"you want to speak to Timmy like that, huh? well I'll show you a thing or two about parental respect." said Cosmo right to their big, dumb face.

"oh yeah, mister Timmy's fairy? well we don't care because he is not our son." said Timmy's parents with sass

Cosmo, so engulfed in rage, wished himself a chainsaw and began brutally killing both of Timmy's parents.

"Don't you ever talk to my son like that ever!" screamed Cosmo

After the rubble cleared, Timmy was standing there behind him

"...Dad?" said Timmy, confused

"yes, I am your father, Timmy Turner. I shall now tell you the story of how we got to this place." said Cosmo, ready to give a heart wrenching back story

"It was 36 years ago when I fell in love with the one who helped make you. It was the shiniest Nickel I had ever seen. I knew then that I must have it... and have it I did ;). But after that night, I had come to a terrible conclusion, I was pregnant with a child. I thought it wouldn't be too bad, but the child I gave birth to, I so overcome with this strange feeling... of attraction. To fight this monstrous feelings of romance to my own baby son, I abandoned him and left him to die. It was that unlucky day that your 'parents' found you and raised you. Years went by, I had graduated fairy school by then and was ready to help my very own child. I was paired with Wanda, and the child they picked... was you. It was both a blessing and a curse, for I had found you had grown even more attractive with the passage of time. I kept the truth from you, because I feared for the worst. But I found I couldn't hide myself any longer, so I ran into another dimension to contemplate. Not until now have I found the strength to tell you what really happened, I am sorry that I have hid this horrible truth for so long. Please find it in your heart to forgive me." said Cosmo

Timmy sat down to think about what he had just heard. The earth shook beneath him. Had Cosmo really been his father his whole time? Did he... love him? What did Timmy think.

Timmy's dumb inferior caveman brain took longer than usual to process this information. But after 10 tense minutes of think, Timmy stood up and spoke.

"If I'm your son, does that mean I am part fairy?" said Timmy

"I... I guess that's true" said Cosmo

"awesome!" said Timmy

He then transformed himself into a magical sparkle fairy and everyone loved him.

THE END.