Payback Is a Blonde Named Sharpay

Summary: Sharpay Evans is someone you listen to. No matter how right you are.

Chapter 1-Ryan

"Never, ever, mess with Sharpay Evans. It'll come back and blow up in your face. Then, it'll turn around and bite you in the butt." –Chad Danforth 'Cutest Couple'.

Sharpay Evans loved her brother. She truly did. And she proved it everyday. When she ate the last bowl of cereal, so he wouldn't gain anymore weight. He was already 93 pounds. Can you say 'hello treadmill'?

She proved it when she made him practice at three in the morning because he didn't do that turn correctly and Evans' are always perfect.

She proved it today, when she paid him five dollars to watch out for Zeke Baylor when he came today so she could fix her hair once more. Didn't he just say he needed some money? Or was that Taylor?

"Sharpay, I have homework to do." Ryan sighed.

"So? Pay some geek like I did last week." She grimaced.

"That was Gabriella and she refused." Sharpay shrugged.

"Same difference. And where do you think she was when she missed Science class? In a locker doing my homework." Ryan gave her a look which she mirrored.

"Ryan, do you want to end up like Gabriella?" He gulped.

"No."

"Then do it."

"Okay." And with that, he hurried out of her room.

15 Minutes Later

Ryan answered the door quietly.

"Hey Ryan." Zeke answered.

"Hey Zeke." He was about to go up the stairs to warn his twin when a green dollar bill reminded him of her unkindness. "Go on up."

"Thanks dude." The African-American said appreciatively.

"No problem."

About five minutes later, Sharpay Evans stormed into Ryan's room.

"RYAN EVANS! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME! I LOOK LIKE A LION!" She pointed to her hair which was frizzy and needed to be re-dyed because you could see her brown hair coming through. He laughed.

"Next time; consider asking please, saying thank you, and not giving me money. We are all rich in this family."

Sharpay Evans loved her brother. She truly did. And she proved it everyday. This is why Ryan Evans is currently trying to untie himself from the roof of his car as it slowly rolled down the hill towards an electric fence. Kidding. I think.